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mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 28 May 24 9.35am Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

I would have thought being kicked in the goolies is up among
them.

 



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Teddy Eagle Flag 28 May 24 10.26am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by mr. apollo

I would have thought being kicked in the goolies is up among
them.

Depends on your definition of "minor injury", but yes, it certainly makes you reconsider your plans for a while.

 

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dreamwaverider Flag London 28 May 24 10.47am Send a Private Message to dreamwaverider Add dreamwaverider as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

True but that's curable with a full course of placebos, where as your ball sack caught in a zip is going to smart well after the fire brigade go home.

 

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 28 May 24 11.56am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

there was a chap had a ring through his cock (prince albert?)
his girlfriend had a coil fitted.
you know where this is going...
it snagged on her coil.
couldnt get released.
her old man burst in the room as she was screaming so much.
Shamefully, the dad is trying to lift the lad off his daughter.
no luck.
An ambulance is called and they have to load them both onto a stretcher, covered, into back of ambulance.
the road had speed bumps in it.
she came 3 times on the way to hospital.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Goal Machine Flag The Cronx 28 May 24 12.01pm Send a Private Message to Goal Machine Add Goal Machine as a friend

Snapped banjo.

 

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YT Flag Oxford 28 May 24 2.03pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by mr. apollo

I would have thought being kicked in the goolies is up among
them.

There's nowt worse than a fast cricket delivery in the nuts, even when a box is being worn.

I remember a club match way back in my youth. One of the younger players was pole-axed by a direct hit in the wedding tackle area. When he eventually rose up from being doubled in pain, one of the (much older) fielders said "Stick your hand down your trousers, son. If you can still count "1-2-3", you're OK. If not, we'll call an ambulance."

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 28 May 24 2.57pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Can't remember if we've done this before (if so, Mods, please accept my apologies) but what are the worst minor injuries?

Paper cut?
Rubbing your eye after cutting chillies?
Bit of skin in the trouser zip?
Stubbed toe?
Thumb under hammer?

Any other suggestions?

rubbing one's *** after the same activity when going to relieve oneself. Sometimes you need to wash your hands before not after.

 

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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 28 May 24 6.07pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

when walking on uneven ground, you land on the outside blade of your foot....and kinda sprain your ankle....feckin agony.

 


Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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Part Time James Flag 28 May 24 6.54pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

rubbing one's *** after the same activity when going to relieve oneself. Sometimes you need to wash your hands before not after.

I remember doing an all night charity cycle once and got home needing a bit of deep heat for the quads and hamstrings. Before washing my hands I realised I had some chafing so lifted up my spuds for a look at my inner thighs. The plums were throbbing so much over the next 24 hours they were almost audible.

 




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Part Time James Flag 28 May 24 6.55pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Goal Machine

Snapped banjo.

If that's a minor injury in your book then you're one double hard geezer!

 




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Part Time James Flag 28 May 24 6.55pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by mr. apollo

I would have thought being kicked in the goolies is up among
them.

Trying to describe that pain to a female is even more painful.

 




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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 28 May 24 7.25pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Catheter , Mayday hospital.

reminded me of being in an airplane about to crash.

and now i understand how the hospital got that name.

 


Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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