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I would have thought being kicked in the goolies is up among
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Originally posted by mr. apollo
I would have thought being kicked in the goolies is up among Depends on your definition of "minor injury", but yes, it certainly makes you reconsider your plans for a while.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
True but that's curable with a full course of placebos, where as your ball sack caught in a zip is going to smart well after the fire brigade go home.
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there was a chap had a ring through his cock (prince albert?)
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Snapped banjo.
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Originally posted by mr. apollo
I would have thought being kicked in the goolies is up among There's nowt worse than a fast cricket delivery in the nuts, even when a box is being worn. I remember a club match way back in my youth. One of the younger players was pole-axed by a direct hit in the wedding tackle area. When he eventually rose up from being doubled in pain, one of the (much older) fielders said "Stick your hand down your trousers, son. If you can still count "1-2-3", you're OK. If not, we'll call an ambulance."
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Can't remember if we've done this before (if so, Mods, please accept my apologies) but what are the worst minor injuries? Paper cut? Any other suggestions? rubbing one's *** after the same activity when going to relieve oneself. Sometimes you need to wash your hands before not after.
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when walking on uneven ground, you land on the outside blade of your foot....and kinda sprain your ankle....feckin agony.
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
rubbing one's *** after the same activity when going to relieve oneself. Sometimes you need to wash your hands before not after. I remember doing an all night charity cycle once and got home needing a bit of deep heat for the quads and hamstrings. Before washing my hands I realised I had some chafing so lifted up my spuds for a look at my inner thighs. The plums were throbbing so much over the next 24 hours they were almost audible.
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Originally posted by Goal Machine
Snapped banjo. If that's a minor injury in your book then you're one double hard geezer!
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Originally posted by mr. apollo
I would have thought being kicked in the goolies is up among Trying to describe that pain to a female is even more painful.
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Catheter , Mayday hospital. reminded me of being in an airplane about to crash. and now i understand how the hospital got that name.
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