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monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 03 Jan 24 8.54am | |
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Originally posted by becky
Dear heavens what a dreary lot....... don't smoke, don't drink, eat well, exercise - physically and mentally.... am I the only one growing old disgracefully on fags, gin, red wine and red meat?
Well I don’t smoke, I can’t stand gin or red wine, but I eat what I want, when I want. I think Ricky Gervais has it right, someone said to him, you know if you gave up drinking and eating fatty food and smoking you could add ten years to your life. His reply was, well if you can make that ten years my twenty’s again then great, but I don’t want another 10 years of old age thanks, who really wants to live till their 90’s when chances are you’re going to be bed ridden and not in control of your bowels Edited by monkey (03 Jan 2024 9.21am)
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Teddy Eagle 03 Jan 24 9.00am | |
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 03 Jan 24 9.01am | |
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Originally posted by monkey
Well I don’t smoke, I can’t stand gin or red wine, but I eat what I want, when I want. I think Ricky Gervais has it right, someone said to him, you know if you gave up drinking and eating fatty food and smoking you could add ten years to your life. His reply was, well if you can make that ten years my twenty’s again then great, but I don’t want another 10 years of old age thanks, who really wants to live till their 90’s when chances are you’re going to bed ridden and not in control of your bowls I don't know of anyone in their 90s who is playing bowls.
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monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 03 Jan 24 9.20am | |
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Originally posted by Willo
I don't know of anyone in their 90s who is playing bowls.
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Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 03 Jan 24 9.21am | |
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I often think about all the money I could be saving on fags, but then I'd live longer, so may have to spend it on a carer, stairlifts or other things anyway. Could actually end up costing me a fortune...
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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Mapletree Croydon 03 Jan 24 9.23am | |
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Originally posted by monkey
Well I don’t smoke, I can’t stand gin or red wine, but I eat what I want, when I want. I think Ricky Gervais has it right, someone said to him, you know if you gave up drinking and eating fatty food and smoking you could add ten years to your life. His reply was, well if you can make that ten years my twenty’s again then great, but I don’t want another 10 years of old age thanks, who really wants to live till their 90’s when chances are you’re going to be bed ridden and not in control of your bowels Edited by monkey (03 Jan 2024 9.21am) Yes, it is a disaster for old people when their bowling deteriorates
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Stirlingsays 03 Jan 24 10.26am | |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
As the saying goes - give up smoking and drinking. You won't live any longer but it'll feel like it. Well, I drink a little. I hope no one gets me wrong, people can do what they bloody well like. I was just putting forward what I'd learnt from people.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 03 Jan 24 10.46am | |
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Originally posted by becky
Dear heavens what a dreary lot....... don't smoke, don't drink, eat well, exercise - physically and mentally.... am I the only one growing old disgracefully on fags, gin, red wine and red meat?
Not you aren't life's too short to worry about it.
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Midlands Eagle 03 Jan 24 10.50am | |
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Originally posted by becky
just a different take as the 'old as you feel' quote, but true never the less. I was told that you are only as old as the woman you feel which is why I married someone 24 years younger than me. Whoever said that, lied
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 03 Jan 24 11.39am | |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
I was told that you are only as old as the woman you feel which is why I married someone 24 years younger than me. Whoever said that, lied
I have no sense and no more 'Feeling' (Erotically) at my time of life.
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Jacey 03 Jan 24 11.58am | |
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My experience at the grand old age of 54,was a painful divorce,loss of 50% of hard earned assets to a wife who had never seriously worked in a lifetime.
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Stirlingsays 03 Jan 24 12.00pm | |
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Isn't there a pill that can help with that Willo?
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