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Amusing Palace Chants
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 Capella Eagle  Brisbane 20 May 23 11.21pm |
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The “You sad b******” chant was at Ipswich. They had a toy helicopter display as I recall and the Independent newspaper had it down as their chant of the week. Always stuck in my mind for some reason
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nobody  sussex 21 May 23 10.09am |
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Back when we were having one of our financial problems I remember a midweek game at home to Norwich The ball was smashed (i think) onto the roof of the Arthur It took and age for the dugout to get another ball out and the Norwich fans started singing "Your skint you've only got one ball" It's probably funnier now than at the time.
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| the eagle villain2 Adelaide 21 May 23 10.24am |
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Away at St Andrews...there was a young couple in the blues part of the ground, he had made an effort in his fashion choices... "you shop at Matalan, you shop at Matalan....". Eventually the couple got wound up enough that they were being led out the ground at which point the female started running towards the Palace fans before being forcibly removed from the ground, at which point the Palace sang "they're off to Matalan, they're off to Matalan". Love how quickly these songs come about.
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| ambrose7 Croydon 21 May 23 10.53am |
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Dean Gerken, Colchester "Your dad's a cucumber" At 2-0 down: 'You should've stayed in the burger'
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mr. apollo  Somewhere in Switzerland 22 May 23 9.16am |
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When the ball hits your head, in the back of row Z, that's Zamora. to the tune of "That's Amora"
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| madcap_v2 SE25 / Ibiza 22 May 23 9.38am |
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For some reason I can only remember away team's efforts. Swansea fans responding to our "sheep shagger" chant: "You eat them, we shag them, you eat them, we shag them" Brighton's "You're too ugly to be gay" Sunderland singing to the HF "you've got school in the morning" (Can't remember who, but after the London riots): "You burnt your own town, you burnt your own town, you thick Southern b******s, you burnt your own town!"
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| footythoughts Beckenham 22 May 23 10.37am |
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Originally posted by madcap_v2
For some reason I can only remember away team's efforts. Swansea fans responding to our "sheep shagger" chant: "You eat them, we shag them, you eat them, we shag them" Brighton's "You're too ugly to be gay" Sunderland singing to the HF "you've got school in the morning" (Can't remember who, but after the London riots): "You burnt your own town, you burnt your own town, you thick Southern b******s, you burnt your own town!" Probably because a degree of wit and retort ultimately has more value and humour to it..
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| Spiderman Horsham 22 May 23 10.41am |
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Your defence is terrified, Eze’s on fire Repeat x3 Edited by Spiderman (22 May 2023 10.41am)
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 22 May 23 10.58am |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
After the 9-0 at Anfield we were kept in for about 25 minutes. We all sang 'we're gonna score in a minute, score in a minute' for that entire time. There was some funny gallows humour that night, once it was obvious we were in for a good hiding and we stopped caring at 5 or 6 it was hilarious. But for the life of me I can’t remember any of it
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 22 May 23 10.59am |
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Originally posted by Spiderman
Your defence is terrified, Eze’s on fire Repeat x3 Edited by Spiderman (22 May 2023 10.41am) Wardy’s on fire is better
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jackosperoni  Penzance, Cornwall 22 May 23 11.47am |
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When Nigel Martyn, playing for Leeds, inevitably saved a late Palace penalty for an equaliser and the Palace fans chanted, 'Dodgy keeper'. The big Cornishman turned around to the crowd grinning from ear to ear. A really lovely moment.
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| Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 22 May 23 11.54am |
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I seem to remember that we were kept behind after the final whistle and as the liverpool fans left we started chanting "we can see you sneaking out". Originally posted by monkey
There was some funny gallows humour that night, once it was obvious we were in for a good hiding and we stopped caring at 5 or 6 it was hilarious. But for the life of me I can’t remember any of it
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