would you complain if we Nuked Tulse Hill ? slightly posher than Thornton Heath.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

I've tried cancelling from my memory the twice yearly football matches I played in against Tulse Hill School from age 12-16.

Apart from the very last one in which I scored our goal in a 1-3 defeat.

After years of double digit humiliations, that felt like a victory.

Old, Ungifted and White

It's the year zero and a nine day week with ten months in a year.

Red and Blue Army!

Just call it the s***hole, like all of West Norwood

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Man, that's fecking hilarious.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

It came from an Irish mate who bought bacon down the shop in Hounslow, at the end of our road. I thought the drains had burst and was on to the council. In fact, it was the 5 years out of date bacon my mate was frying. When he took it back Kildip Singh Sandhu told him to just eat it. Needless to say he checked sell by dates from then on. Presumably, however, I just looked racist - which, obviously, didn't bother me one iota.

Red and Blue Army!