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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 18 Jun 21 5.52pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I readily admit that I have never participated in the medieval sport of jousting.

Jousting demands courage, Willo.

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Jun 21 6.06pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Jousting demands courage, Willo.

Those who know me would never assert that I was a poltroon or milquetoast or a reed bending to the storm wind.

 

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becky Flag over the moon 18 Jun 21 6.20pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I am reminded of my early youth, when Y-front were the order of the day. If your knob happened to get caught in one of the gaps at the front, it could either be arousing or excruciatingly painful.

Then cotton boxers came into fashion (nod to recently dead Nick Kamen). They looked good, but if you were doing prolonged physical activity, then the sweat caused the material to wrinkle and catch in really awkward and painful places.

Elasticated boxers are the way to go. They can be forgiving for those of an expanding waistline, and you can also have an internal gusset for fluid leakage.

OooooooH Tena for men?

 


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Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 22 Jun 21 11.30am Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

I once had the wrong pants. By today's standards anyway.

About 50 years ago, I came across a pants vendor trading out of a cardboard box at Piccadilly Circus.

He had a selection of humourous examples, and one in particular I was unable to resist.

OK, PC brigade look away now.
Emblazoned across the front was an old boy with more than a five o'clock shadow, clad in nothing more than a raincoat, running while grasping his shoes in his hands.

Beneath this image was the caption 'Your friendly neighbourhood rapist'.

How times change!

 

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