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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 31 May 21 8.20am
Originally posted by Bexley Eagle My mate bought one of those and the missus said it’s so uncomfortable she moved to the spare bed. I guess that means the sheets will stay fresher. seperate rooms also works. mrs KD likes the shock of having her door roughly kicked in just as its getting light, growling '' wheres my f***ing money!!'' (she never ever has it to pay the contractor & has to pay in kind) Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 31 May 21 8.20am

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Originally posted by Bexley Eagle

My mate bought one of those and the missus said it’s so uncomfortable she moved to the spare bed. I guess that means the sheets will stay fresher.

seperate rooms also works.

mrs KD likes the shock of having her door roughly kicked in just as its getting light, growling '' wheres my f***ing money!!''
(she never ever has it to pay the contractor & has to pay in kind)

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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PalazioVecchio south pole 31 May 21 9.06pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall seperate rooms also works. mrs KD likes the shock of having her door roughly kicked in just as its getting light, growling '' wheres my f***ing money!!'' (she never ever has it to pay the contractor & has to pay in kind) front or back ? Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

seperate rooms also works.

mrs KD likes the shock of having her door roughly kicked in just as its getting light, growling '' wheres my f***ing money!!''
(she never ever has it to pay the contractor & has to pay in kind)

front or back ?

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 31 May 21 9.31pm
Originally posted by PalazioVecchio front or back ? depends on the debt. paper hanging can be bloody expensive. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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kingdowieonthewall

Sussex, ex-Cronx. 31 May 21 9.31pm

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

front or back ?

depends on the debt.
paper hanging can be bloody expensive.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 31 May 21 10.50pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall seperate rooms also works. mrs KD likes the shock of having her door roughly kicked in just as its getting light, growling '' wheres my f***ing money!!'' (she never ever has it to pay the contractor & has to pay in kind) This literally gave me a semi I’m definitely using you mate next time I’m needing decorating "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 31 May 21 10.50pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

seperate rooms also works.

mrs KD likes the shock of having her door roughly kicked in just as its getting light, growling '' wheres my f***ing money!!''
(she never ever has it to pay the contractor & has to pay in kind)

This literally gave me a semi

I’m definitely using you mate next time I’m needing decorating

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 01 Jun 21 7.11am
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle This literally gave me a semi I’m definitely using you mate next time I’m needing decorating pleased to be of assistance . Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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kingdowieonthewall

Sussex, ex-Cronx. 01 Jun 21 7.11am

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

This literally gave me a semi

I’m definitely using you mate next time I’m needing decorating

pleased to be of assistance .

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 01 Jun 21 12.01pm
As long as you know the difference between Robert and Alicia. You are off to a good start I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.
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Apollofuzz

On the edge of reason 01 Jun 21 12.01pm

As long as you know the difference between Robert and Alicia. You are off to a good start

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 01 Jun 21 2.18pm
Originally posted by chris123 b#. Ah I get it Glad All Over
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mr. apollo

Somewhere in Switzerland 01 Jun 21 2.18pm

Originally posted by chris123

b#.

Ah I get it

Glad

All

Over

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 01 Jun 21 2.38pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle This literally gave me a semi I’m definitely using you mate next time I’m needing decorating This thread is descending into the deprave depths of 'Cuckings Dungeon' of yesteryear. Apart from that, im in & whats next? . . . This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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