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Casual Flag Orpington 30 Oct 20 7.15pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by Painter

My parents had a static years ago, it was ok. They got shot of it, after they started to be basically held to ransom by the site owner. The fees just kept going up and up, if you dont pay it gets towed off the site. The problem you may own the caravan, but you dont own where it stands, so a bit pointless.

A mobile is better option, but you need to be small.


If it’s a bit pointless , so must any holiday be, as you own none of it and when it’s gone it’s gone.
The ground rent is like council tax, your paying for the upkeep of the facilities. Plus the plot the caravan is on.

 

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BelfastEagle Flag 30 Oct 20 7.17pm Send a Private Message to BelfastEagle Add BelfastEagle as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

static caravans are only habitable for around 8 months a year.(check site for details)

Know lots of people whose sites are open all year round and the static caravans even have central heating.

 

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Painter Flag Croydon 30 Oct 20 7.20pm Send a Private Message to Painter Add Painter as a friend

Originally posted by Casual


If it’s a bit pointless , so must any holiday be, as you own none of it and when it’s gone it’s gone.
The ground rent is like council tax, your paying for the upkeep of the facilities. Plus the plot the caravan is on.

Its down to choice, if you want to go to the same place every holiday, fine.

Static caravans = Money pit.

 

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Casual Flag Orpington 30 Oct 20 7.20pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by BelfastEagle

Know lots of people whose sites are open all year round and the static caravans even have central heating.

Central heating, double glazing , remote control fire, cable tv. Even running water

 

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Casual Flag Orpington 30 Oct 20 7.23pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by Painter

Its down to choice, if you want to go to the same place every holiday, fine.

Static caravans = Money pit.

Holiday? It’s not for holidays, just somewhere out the way to turn the phone off and chill out. 3 grand a year, not exactly a money pit, but like you say, down to choice.

 

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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 31 Oct 20 9.44am Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

i would be happy to pay 3 grand a year to stay at the Ritz, eat Lobster thermidor and do Scarlett Johansson. While watching Tyson Fury thump some american heavyweight on the telly. And languishing in the jacuzzi.

but to pay 3 grand a year for the right to cast my shadow over a few square meters of grass ? sounds like daylight robbery to me.

 


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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 31 Oct 20 11.39am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

No

 


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Casual Flag Orpington 31 Oct 20 12.02pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

i would be happy to pay 3 grand a year to stay at the Ritz, eat Lobster thermidor and do Scarlett Johansson. While watching Tyson Fury thump some american heavyweight on the telly. And languishing in the jacuzzi.

but to pay 3 grand a year for the right to cast my shadow over a few square meters of grass ? sounds like daylight robbery to me.

It’s all relative to how many 3 grands, you have the ability to pull in, per year.

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 31 Oct 20 12.17pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Casual

It’s all relative to how many 3 grands, you have the ability to pull in, per year.

True but I'm afraid I would struggle to get one 3k together each year let alone multiples.

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 31 Oct 20 2.51pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

A static caravan site has many good aspects, but also some large pitfalls. My uncle used to live in one near Herne Bay in the 1970's. I think he went abroad a lot diving, and maybe they had different contracts back then.
3 years ago I took my mate to move some stuff from a caravan park on the South coast. As I sat outside the security gates in my van, one busy-body 'old boy' resident took it upon himself to ask "If he could help me".
I told him I was fine, and he could go about his business without further disturbing me.
So I guess what I'm getting at, is make sure your caravan site is of similar-minded people. If it's something like a Club 18-30, a place with Kids clubs, or a place of geriatric busy-bodies.
And the devil is in the details of any contract. There are reasons there are vacancies on many sites.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (31 Oct 2020 2.52pm)

 


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eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 31 Oct 20 3.00pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

No

Ffs mate cant you keep your replies to the bare minimum, no one likes a '3ts' long read.

Jeez

 


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Eden Eagle Flag Kent 31 Oct 20 4.15pm Send a Private Message to Eden Eagle Add Eden Eagle as a friend

Beware the small print in the contract should you ever want to sell, we had many years ago a lovely static at Crowhurst Park near Battle but tired of it after a few years and the park took a huge fee to sell on , cant remember the exact percentage but around 7% ish.

I compared the depreciation to buying, for example a Merc S class petrol great to drive but you will lose loads in fees, depreciation and costs.

That said it was great for a few years whilst the children were small..

 

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