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silvertop Portishead 27 Oct 20 6.22pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly My starter for 10. I withdrew £50 from a cash machine (1990's) to give to a tramp at Waterloo train station. It gets better,...or worse,... Also drew £50 from a cash machine. And walked off. Leaving money in machine. Surprisingly not here when I went back some time later...
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silvertop

Portishead 27 Oct 20 6.22pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

My starter for 10.
I withdrew £50 from a cash machine (1990's) to give to a tramp at Waterloo train station.

It gets better,...or worse,...

Also drew £50 from a cash machine.

And walked off.

Leaving money in machine.

Surprisingly not here when I went back some time later...

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 27 Oct 20 6.30pm
Originally posted by thegreatlardino not me but at my brothers stag do in magaluf his mate ended up doing the dirty with a one toothed african prostitute and then ended up with some dodgy STD, and he was married You sure it was his mate?., "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 27 Oct 20 6.30pm

Originally posted by thegreatlardino

not me but at my brothers stag do in magaluf his mate ended up doing the dirty with a one toothed african prostitute and then ended up with some dodgy STD, and he was married

You sure it was his mate?.,

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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thegreatlardino crawley/selsey 27 Oct 20 6.30pm
yes we have pictures just in case Sometimes I set out for Ludlow Sometimes I end up in Chepstow
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crawley/selsey 27 Oct 20 6.30pm

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yes we have pictures just in case

Sometimes I set out for Ludlow
Sometimes I end up in Chepstow

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 27 Oct 20 7.41pm
knocked over a lamp post outside my house, reversing back trying to look up at my roof (there was a tile & brick dust on the floor) lamp post went down hard, busted at the base. I phoned up the leccy board & said, it was like it when i got home. had flood lights outside house till early hours of morning while they fixed it & 2 streets had no street lights. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 27 Oct 20 7.41pm

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knocked over a lamp post outside my house, reversing back trying to look up at my roof
(there was a tile & brick dust on the floor)
lamp post went down hard, busted at the base.
I phoned up the leccy board & said, it was like it when i got home.
had flood lights outside house till early hours of morning while they fixed it & 2 streets had no street lights.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 27 Oct 20 7.51pm
removed genital worts with a hand wort cream. took several days of spamming cock up with the solution, sitting on edge of bath, jumping in when discomfort got too much. was a bit painful. this was early 80s, when all sorts s*** was sold over the counter. (basically you could legally buy top speed in many places sold as slimming tablets) Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 27 Oct 20 7.51pm

removed genital worts with a hand wort cream.
took several days of spamming cock up with the solution, sitting on edge of bath, jumping in when discomfort got too much.
was a bit painful.
this was early 80s, when all sorts s*** was sold over the counter.
(basically you could legally buy top speed in many places sold as slimming tablets)

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 27 Oct 20 7.55pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle Happy birthday mate cheers Tom Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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kingdowieonthewall

Sussex, ex-Cronx. 27 Oct 20 7.55pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Happy birthday mate

cheers Tom

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Spiderman Horsham 27 Oct 20 9.35pm
Originally posted by thegreatlardino yes we have pictures just in case Pictures of what?
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Spiderman

Horsham 27 Oct 20 9.35pm

Originally posted by thegreatlardino

yes we have pictures just in case

Pictures of what?

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becky over the moon 27 Oct 20 9.52pm
Originally posted by croydon proud Good choice of station to, banks the steepest escalator i knew, back in the day! used to get giddy looking down. Ah yes! With that wonderful polished wood hand rail down the centre of the escalator - the one they put the big brass studs on after several incidents where I recklessly slid down it from top to bottom at great speed(as you would a bannister) usually after a good night in the Three Crowns A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers
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over the moon 27 Oct 20 9.52pm

Originally posted by croydon proud

Good choice of station to, banks the steepest escalator i knew, back in the day! used to get giddy looking down.

Ah yes! With that wonderful polished wood hand rail down the centre of the escalator - the one they put the big brass studs on after several incidents where I recklessly slid down it from top to bottom at great speed(as you would a bannister) usually after a good night in the Three Crowns

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 28 Oct 20 7.44am
Originally posted by becky Ah yes! With that wonderful polished wood hand rail down the centre of the escalator - the one they put the big brass studs on after several incidents where I recklessly slid down it from top to bottom at great speed(as you would a bannister) usually after a good night in the Three Crowns We need photographic proof becky !!! Glad All Over
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Somewhere in Switzerland 28 Oct 20 7.44am

Originally posted by becky

We need photographic proof becky !!!

Glad

All

Over

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Badger11 Beckenham 28 Oct 20 7.50am
Originally posted by NEILLO After ' celebrating ' Beaujolais Nouveau Day in the City some years ago, I lost my footing near the top of the up escalator at Bank station. My head hit every step on the way down. As I lay at the bottom, a guy asked me if I was alright ( ! )...I asked him if there was any blood and he replied '' oh yeah '' ...at which point I passed out. I was taken to Guys Hospital where they examined my head, shaved it where they thought it might require stitches ( it didn't ), and kept me in overnight. It left me with ......an imprint of the escalator on my skull for weeks, a bald patch which never recovered...and I never touched a drop of Beaujolais again...which was the only positive Edited by NEILLO (27 Oct 2020 2.03pm) I was very lucky at Waterloo station, as we reached the top of the escalator the guy in front was drunk and fell back into me with force. Fortunately my mate whose was below me and a lump realised what was happening and braced himself against me otherwise me and this idiot would have tumbled down taking everyone with us. He was so drunk that when I pushed him back into an upright position he didn't even realise what had happened. One more point
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Beckenham 28 Oct 20 7.50am

Originally posted by NEILLO

After ' celebrating ' Beaujolais Nouveau Day in the City some years ago, I lost my footing near the top of the up escalator at Bank station. My head hit every step on the way down. As I lay at the bottom, a guy asked me if I was alright ( ! )...I asked him if there was any blood and he replied '' oh yeah '' ...at which point I passed out.

I was taken to Guys Hospital where they examined my head, shaved it where they thought it might require stitches ( it didn't ), and kept me in overnight.

It left me with ......an imprint of the escalator on my skull for weeks, a bald patch which never recovered...and I never touched a drop of Beaujolais again...which was the only positive

Edited by NEILLO (27 Oct 2020 2.03pm)

I was very lucky at Waterloo station, as we reached the top of the escalator the guy in front was drunk and fell back into me with force. Fortunately my mate whose was below me and a lump realised what was happening and braced himself against me otherwise me and this idiot would have tumbled down taking everyone with us.

He was so drunk that when I pushed him back into an upright position he didn't even realise what had happened.

One more point

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the.universal 28 Oct 20 8.12am
Originally posted by Badger11 I was very lucky at Waterloo station, as we reached the top of the escalator the guy in front was drunk and fell back into me with force. Fortunately my mate whose was below me and a lump realised what was happening and braced himself against me otherwise me and this idiot would have tumbled down taking everyone with us. He was so drunk that when I pushed him back into an upright position he didn't even realise what had happened. Sorry about that Vive le Roy!
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the.universal 28 Oct 20 8.12am