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Mapletree Croydon 02 Jun 20 9.48am | |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Well, who'd want to miss out on a huge Patti?
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Stirlingsays 02 Jun 20 10.07am | |
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Originally posted by the.universal
Everyone needs some human connection, that feeling you get from being around someone you’re really into is unbeatable. From asking them out, first date, first handjob etc to getting to know them better and seeing if you fit, to growing together, or growing apart. If you people deny themselves all this they are missing out on a huge Patti f the human experience. Of course it can go wrong and be very painful but that is part of life as well.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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ex hibitionist Hastings 02 Jun 20 11.39am | |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
When you marry, it is important to find someone who gives what you actually need rather what you think you want. Normally you marry quite young, so you are not even sure who you are, never mind the type of person you need to marry. It would all be a little easier if we didn't think with our dicks so much. I was lucky, I found someone loyal and not nuts. Edited by Hrolf The Ganger (02 Jun 2020 9.35am) I hope she says the same about you
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Hrolf The Ganger 02 Jun 20 12.46pm | |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
I hope she says the same about you I'm not sure. She has never said anything since the day I met her on holiday except 'I go long time for 10 dollar'.
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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 02 Jun 20 12.49pm | |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
I'm not sure. She has never said anything since the day I met her on holiday except 'I go long time for 10 dollar'. Blimey, think you were done, my uncle reckoned it was only $5 while he was out there
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Hrolf The Ganger 02 Jun 20 12.51pm | |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
Blimey, think you were done, my uncle reckoned it was only while he was out there She must have seen me coming.
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the.universal 02 Jun 20 1.28pm | |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
This just gave me a semi Semi then a great softening. We should merge with the house prices thread.
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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 02 Jun 20 2.18pm | |
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Originally posted by the.universal
Semi then a great softening. We should merge with the house prices thread. And possibly the viagra page which I started
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Elpis In a pub 02 Jun 20 8.19pm | |
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Yes , she is twice the girl I married back in the 70's Actually 18st makes her 3 times the girl
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Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 02 Jun 20 8.55pm | |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
She must have seen me coming. That's probably why she closed her mouth and turned her face away
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Hrolf The Ganger 02 Jun 20 10.34pm | |
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I would have demanded a refund.
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BlueJay UK 05 Jun 20 2.26pm | |
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the other men were sevens or eights.
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