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Mapletree Flag Croydon 02 Jun 20 9.48am Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle


This just gave me a semi

Well, who'd want to miss out on a huge Patti?

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 02 Jun 20 10.07am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by the.universal

Everyone needs some human connection, that feeling you get from being around someone you’re really into is unbeatable. From asking them out, first date, first handjob etc to getting to know them better and seeing if you fit, to growing together, or growing apart.

If you people deny themselves all this they are missing out on a huge Patti f the human experience. Of course it can go wrong and be very painful but that is part of life as well.


You can get all that from blowing really hard into latex?

 


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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 02 Jun 20 11.39am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

When you marry, it is important to find someone who gives what you actually need rather what you think you want.

Normally you marry quite young, so you are not even sure who you are, never mind the type of person you need to marry. It would all be a little easier if we didn't think with our dicks so much.

I was lucky, I found someone loyal and not nuts.

Edited by Hrolf The Ganger (02 Jun 2020 9.35am)

I hope she says the same about you

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 02 Jun 20 12.46pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

I hope she says the same about you

I'm not sure.

She has never said anything since the day I met her on holiday except 'I go long time for 10 dollar'.

 

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eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 02 Jun 20 12.49pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

I'm not sure.

She has never said anything since the day I met her on holiday except 'I go long time for 10 dollar'.

Blimey, think you were done, my uncle reckoned it was only $5 while he was out there

 


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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 02 Jun 20 12.51pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

Blimey, think you were done, my uncle reckoned it was only while he was out there

She must have seen me coming.

 

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the.universal 02 Jun 20 1.28pm Send a Private Message to the.universal Add the.universal as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
This just gave me a semi

Semi then a great softening. We should merge with the house prices thread.

 


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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 02 Jun 20 2.18pm

Originally posted by the.universal

Semi then a great softening. We should merge with the house prices thread.

And possibly the viagra page which I started

 


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Elpis Flag In a pub 02 Jun 20 8.19pm Send a Private Message to Elpis Add Elpis as a friend

Yes , she is twice the girl I married back in the 70's

Actually 18st makes her 3 times the girl

 

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Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 02 Jun 20 8.55pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

She must have seen me coming.

That's probably why she closed her mouth and turned her face away

 


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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 02 Jun 20 10.34pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by Apollofuzz

That's probably why she closed her mouth and turned her face away

I would have demanded a refund.

 

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BlueJay Flag UK 05 Jun 20 2.26pm

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the other men were sevens or eights.

 

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