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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 09 May 19 9.11am
Can't remember if I saw American History X or the X-Men something first. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 09 May 19 9.11am

Can't remember if I saw American History X or the X-Men something first.

Red and Blue Army!

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Badger11 Beckenham 09 May 19 10.34am
Originally posted by ASCPFC Can't remember if I saw American History X or the X-Men something first. Your making me feel old. One more point
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Beckenham 09 May 19 10.34am

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Can't remember if I saw American History X or the X-Men something first.

Your making me feel old.

One more point

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aquickgame2 Beni = summer,Caribbean = winter 09 May 19 12.12pm
In Soho,in the late 60s early 70s...loads of stripper and naughty film dens.I was 14/15. Paid a fiver to get into a dirty film,went through the curtain which led us through to a back door,that led us onto a bombsite,thought we had got turned over. The bloke said to go across the bombsite through another door.Knocked on it and had to pay another fiver to get in. Turned out we had paid to see strippers who after their turn came to see the punters..we were kids,had two strippers came to us,tried to get us to buy them champagne ( Babycham most probably )..we shyte ourselves and legged it out. Done all our dosh and had to walk all he way back to Streatham....Strippers were shyte by the way. Never did get to see a X film then.
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Beni = summer,Caribbean = winter 09 May 19 12.12pm

In Soho,in the late 60s early 70s...loads of stripper and naughty film dens.I was 14/15.

Paid a fiver to get into a dirty film,went through the curtain which led us through to a back door,that led us onto a bombsite,thought we had got turned over.

The bloke said to go across the bombsite through another door.Knocked on it and had to pay another fiver to get in.

Turned out we had paid to see strippers who after their turn came to see the punters..we were kids,had two strippers came to us,tried to get us to buy them champagne ( Babycham most probably )..we shyte ourselves and legged it out.

Done all our dosh and had to walk all he way back to Streatham....Strippers were shyte by the way.

Never did get to see a X film then.

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Pussay Patrol 09 May 19 12.16pm
Originally posted by glazedallover I think the main thrill was being underage. A Clockwork Orange , i saw in Tooting at sixteen, the Devils in Wimbledon and the Exorcist probably in Sutton. My first X film being ‘of age’ was Emmanuel somewhere off Leicester Square, having failed to get into ‘Let’s get laid’. Did you have the long mac with the pockets cut out? Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah
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Pussay Patrol

09 May 19 12.16pm

Originally posted by glazedallover

I think the main thrill was being underage. A Clockwork Orange , i saw in Tooting at sixteen, the Devils in Wimbledon and the Exorcist probably in Sutton.

My first X film being ‘of age’ was Emmanuel somewhere off Leicester Square, having failed to get into ‘Let’s get laid’.

Did you have the long mac with the pockets cut out?

Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

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Teddy Eagle 09 May 19 12.30pm
Originally posted by aquickgame2 In Soho,in the late 60s early 70s...loads of stripper and naughty film dens.I was 14/15. Paid a fiver to get into a dirty film,went through the curtain which led us through to a back door,that led us onto a bombsite,thought we had got turned over. The bloke said to go across the bombsite through another door.Knocked on it and had to pay another fiver to get in. Turned out we had paid to see strippers who after their turn came to see the punters..we were kids,had two strippers came to us,tried to get us to buy them champagne ( Babycham most probably )..we shyte ourselves and legged it out. Done all our dosh and had to walk all he way back to Streatham....Strippers were shyte by the way. Never did get to see a X film then. Spent my 21st in a pub in Westminster where the strippers were a bit extreme. I’ve been to Amsterdam a few times and Bangkok but what those ladies got up to ... well, less said, etc.. A short while later the police raided it and there were reports of a number of MPs jumping out of windows to get away. These days I need a seat and a good pint and complain if the music is too loud.
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09 May 19 12.30pm

Originally posted by aquickgame2

In Soho,in the late 60s early 70s...loads of stripper and naughty film dens.I was 14/15.

Paid a fiver to get into a dirty film,went through the curtain which led us through to a back door,that led us onto a bombsite,thought we had got turned over.

The bloke said to go across the bombsite through another door.Knocked on it and had to pay another fiver to get in.

Done all our dosh and had to walk all he way back to Streatham....Strippers were shyte by the way.

Never did get to see a X film then.

Spent my 21st in a pub in Westminster where the strippers were a bit extreme. I’ve been to Amsterdam a few times and Bangkok but what those ladies got up to ... well, less said, etc.. A short while later the police raided it and there were reports of a number of MPs jumping out of windows to get away.
These days I need a seat and a good pint and complain if the music is too loud.

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Badger11 Beckenham 09 May 19 12.56pm
Originally posted by aquickgame2 In Soho,in the late 60s early 70s...loads of stripper and naughty film dens.I was 14/15. Paid a fiver to get into a dirty film,went through the curtain which led us through to a back door,that led us onto a bombsite,thought we had got turned over. The bloke said to go across the bombsite through another door.Knocked on it and had to pay another fiver to get in. Turned out we had paid to see strippers who after their turn came to see the punters..we were kids,had two strippers came to us,tried to get us to buy them champagne ( Babycham most probably )..we shyte ourselves and legged it out. Done all our dosh and had to walk all he way back to Streatham....Strippers were shyte by the way. Never did get to see a X film then. What a great story. Back in the nineties when I went to NY on business this American lawyer always insisted on taking us to nudie bars. Concerned about my career I always tried to get out of it but he always wangled it and as he was the customer... Anyway he used to come to London as well. One day I walked into a meeting and he was sporting a black eye. Turned out he'd gone to Soho got ripped off and had a fight with the bouncer which as he was even shorter than me he lost. How embarrassing to turn up to a meeting at the largest bank in the world with a shiner. Of course he told my colleagues a different BS story. Afterwards my female boss said "I bet he got that black eye in one of those girlie bars" she knew him too well. One more point
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Beckenham 09 May 19 12.56pm

Originally posted by aquickgame2

In Soho,in the late 60s early 70s...loads of stripper and naughty film dens.I was 14/15.

Paid a fiver to get into a dirty film,went through the curtain which led us through to a back door,that led us onto a bombsite,thought we had got turned over.

The bloke said to go across the bombsite through another door.Knocked on it and had to pay another fiver to get in.

Done all our dosh and had to walk all he way back to Streatham....Strippers were shyte by the way.

Never did get to see a X film then.

What a great story.

Back in the nineties when I went to NY on business this American lawyer always insisted on taking us to nudie bars. Concerned about my career I always tried to get out of it but he always wangled it and as he was the customer...

Anyway he used to come to London as well. One day I walked into a meeting and he was sporting a black eye. Turned out he'd gone to Soho got ripped off and had a fight with the bouncer which as he was even shorter than me he lost. How embarrassing to turn up to a meeting at the largest bank in the world with a shiner.

Of course he told my colleagues a different BS story. Afterwards my female boss said "I bet he got that black eye in one of those girlie bars" she knew him too well.

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Pete53 Hassocks 09 May 19 2.12pm
The Dirty Dozen , The Regal in Beckenham in late 1967 when I was 14 years old. My friends and I lit cigarettes before approaching the box office believing that this would convince the person serving us that we were 18 years old. We got in without questions being asked and for a while I happily believed that I looked 4 years older than I was.
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Hassocks 09 May 19 2.12pm

The Dirty Dozen , The Regal in Beckenham in late 1967 when I was 14 years old.

My friends and I lit cigarettes before approaching the box office believing that this would convince the person serving us that we were 18 years old.

We got in without questions being asked and for a while I happily believed that I looked 4 years older than I was.

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Slimey Toad Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 10 May 19 6.43am
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle Spent my 21st in a pub in Westminster where the strippers were a bit extreme. I’ve been to Amsterdam a few times and Bangkok but what those ladies got up to ... well, less said, etc.. A short while later the police raided it and there were reports of a number of MPs jumping out of windows to get away. These days I need a seat and a good pint and complain if the music is too loud. Was that the Westminster Arms (I think that was the name)? I remember one lunchtime a stripper removed a pair of spectacles from a civil servant-type gent at the front and I'll leave it to your imagination what she did with them.
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Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 10 May 19 6.43am

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Was that the Westminster Arms (I think that was the name)? I remember one lunchtime a stripper removed a pair of spectacles from a civil servant-type gent at the front and I'll leave it to your imagination what she did with them.

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Stirlingsays 10 May 19 6.45am
Originally posted by Slimey Toad Was that the Westminster Arms (I think that was the name)? I remember one lunchtime a stripper removed a pair of spectacles from a civil servant-type gent at the front and I'll leave it to your imagination what she did with them. Something slimey. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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Stirlingsays

10 May 19 6.45am

Originally posted by Slimey Toad

Something slimey.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Slimey Toad Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 10 May 19 6.48am
Originally posted by Stirlingsays Something slimey. She put them back on him afterwards! Edited by Slimey Toad (10 May 2019 6.49am)
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Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 10 May 19 6.48am

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Something slimey.

She put them back on him afterwards!

Edited by Slimey Toad (10 May 2019 6.49am)

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Teddy Eagle 10 May 19 7.19am
Originally posted by Slimey Toad Was that the Westminster Arms (I think that was the name)? I remember one lunchtime a stripper removed a pair of spectacles from a civil servant-type gent at the front and I'll leave it to your imagination what she did with them. Certainly was. The glasses routine must’ve been a favourite - it happened when I was there too.
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Teddy Eagle

10 May 19 7.19am

Originally posted by Slimey Toad

Certainly was. The glasses routine must’ve been a favourite - it happened when I was there too.

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