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martin2412 Living The Dream 06 May 19 8.59pm | |
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Originally posted by Badger11
I don't care about women's sport mainly because they insist on imitating men sport and do it badly. Why watch someone run 100m in 11 seconds when I can watch Usain Bolt? Women's football is just not interesting to me for that reason the same way I don't watch men's Sunday park football. I have no problem with them playing it and I am sure they are professional and people are entitled to watch it or in my case not. I do look for the results of our ladies team but only because they are Palace. Women ain't even that good at 'women things'. 1) The best cooks in the world are all male chefs. That said, they would win nagging competitions hands down.
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becky over the moon 07 May 19 8.05am | |
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Originally posted by martin2412
Women ain't even that good at 'women things'. That said, they would win nagging competitions hands down. Pity your mother was so good at giving birth then......
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YT Oxford 07 May 19 8.23am | |
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Originally posted by martin2412
Women ain't even that good at 'women things'. 1) The best cooks in the world are all male chefs. That said, they would win nagging competitions hands down. It took me 3 goes to realise what this meant. I kept thinking of Joseph Bazalgette etc ie as in sewers, drains.
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Midlands Eagle 07 May 19 9.19am | |
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If you think that women's football is bad try watching women's cricket which Sky are doing their best to big up into something exciting. It seems that the biggest attribute needed to be an international woman cricketer is a fat backside although two recently retired cricketers were certainly worth watching - Isha Guha and Ebony Rainford Brent. Incidentally I know that black people have taken a liking to hyphenating names but Ebony probably wins the prize for the most hyphens in her name as in full it's Ebony-Jewel Cora-Lee Camellia Rosamond Rainford-Brent
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Teddy Eagle 07 May 19 9.32am | |
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martin2412 Living The Dream 07 May 19 1.26pm | |
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Originally posted by becky
Pity your mother was so good at giving birth then...... I don't know about that either. She kept on telling me I was found under a gooseberry bush.
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Teddy Eagle 07 May 19 11.29pm | |
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One thing my one is much better at is arsing around which she calls multi-tasking and seems to take great pride in. Instead of finishing one thing she tries to do six other things at the same time. Finishes none of them, messes up half of them, and blames me for not telepathically picking up that she was going to sort out her wardrobes(s) while doing the hoovering and hanging curtains.
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Invalid user 2019 07 May 19 11.55pm | |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
Women's darts is pretty woeful too, it really went downhill after the L!VE TV days
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Invalid user 2019 08 May 19 12.01am | |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
If you think that women's football is bad try watching women's cricket which Sky are doing their best to big up into something exciting. It seems that the biggest attribute needed to be an international woman cricketer is a fat backside although two recently retired cricketers were certainly worth watching - Isha Guha and Ebony Rainford Brent. Incidentally I know that black people have taken a liking to hyphenating names but Ebony probably wins the prize for the most hyphens in her name as in full it's Ebony-Jewel Cora-Lee Camellia Rosamond Rainford-Brent Wow, try saying that after a couple of drinks. If she has a kid she should call it Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Rainford-Brent
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Elpis In a pub 18 May 19 6.42pm | |
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Cant stand it . Not that there is anything wrong with it but because it has been forced upon us on the altar of equalities .
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Stirlingsays 18 May 19 6.56pm | |
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Normal women are of course wonderful but they were designed to do only three things. Football wasn't one of them. Edited by Stirlingsays (18 May 2019 6.57pm)
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Rudi Hedman Caterham 18 May 19 7.28pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Normal women are of course wonderful but they were designed to do only three things. Football wasn't one of them. Edited by Stirlingsays (18 May 2019 6.57pm) Meat and two veg?
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