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How many w@nks can one have in a day
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Tom-the-eagle  Croydon 17 Dec 18 9.04pm |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
Make sure you clean your hands before you start, with Turps. How long is your day? Your working day? W*nking hours of opportunity? Hours of daylight. Good call. I think i'm going to require a plan. A w@nking schedule. Was hoping to get the first one in first thing whilst the Mrs is still asleep. Bit of a risk she doesn't wake. If she wakes up and asks whats the wet patch next to her i will just say that she wet herself during the night and I was too embarrassed to tell her.
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 Rudi Hedman Caterham 17 Dec 18 9.31pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Good call. I think i'm going to require a plan. A w@nking schedule. Was hoping to get the first one in first thing whilst the Mrs is still asleep. Bit of a risk she doesn't wake. If she wakes up and asks whats the wet patch next to her i will just say that she wet herself during the night and I was too embarrassed to tell her. Someone I know is having their place decorated. I mayblet them know. Could be interesting.
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| OllieMaidstoneEagle Maidstone, Kent 17 Dec 18 10.42pm |
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Good luck Tom but don't expect me to shake hands with you if you succeed!!!! Ollie's Dad,Ash.
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 17 Dec 18 10.49pm |
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Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle
Good luck Tom but don't expect me to shake hands with you if you succeed!!!! Ollie's Dad,Ash. Cheers Ash. Off to bed now - have a big day ahead tomorrow!
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| Tickled pink Cornwall 17 Dec 18 11.28pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Thanks for your support guys. Am now wondering if I should be looking at some kind of sponsorship. Maybe a charity w@nk? Could call it a w@ankathon. Might email Parish and see if he want to get some of the players involved. I've heard PVA is great with keeping wood up.
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 18 Dec 18 2.05pm |
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Two down, need two more in the next hour! Pressures on!
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 18 Dec 18 3.34pm |
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You can do it mate, think of all the fans behind you! We are all with you.
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palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 18 Dec 18 3.48pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
You can do it mate, think of all the fans behind you! We are all with you. I’d certainly rather be behind him than in front of him during this exercise.
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 18 Dec 18 3.52pm |
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Originally posted by palace_in_frogland
I’d certainly rather be behind him than in front of him during this exercise.
I hope he remembered the wet ones and the sandwich bag for his phone.
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| elgrande bedford 18 Dec 18 4.22pm |
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God I hope there isn't a go fund me page,try explaining that to the other half. "What's this on the statement...Tom's w***athon"..slap.
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| palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 18 Dec 18 4.24pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
I hope he remembered the wet ones and the sandwich bag for his phone. He’ll be ok if there are curtains in this flat.
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| Stirlingsays 18 Dec 18 4.42pm |
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I hope he had a half time orange.
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