Did he "give him the eyes"?

Question: Ask a doctor in A@E what is the most common injury when someone falls / trips over. Answer sprained or broken wrist because they put their hands out to stop their fall and take the full body weight.

Question: How often do your see the the top Premier League divers sorry "entitled to go down" with those injuries?

Questions: How often do you see any player put his hands put when he falls?

I live 10 minutes from the training ground, my elderly blind neighbour had a few falls so they referred her to a fall clinic to teach her how to fall. I told her to pop down the road I am sure the lads can show you that.

One more point

You must have some pretty desperate burglars round your way if they are after your old pants

When there is a bit of a scuffle between players - "handbags at five paces" .... a bit Ron Atkinsonesque I think.

Sadly few players seem to be "Over the Moon" these days, nor give "110 per cent", and educated left feet seem to be in very short supply.

"Hands in an unnatural position"

Interesting thought. I am certain some players practice in falling to earn the penalty. Or to be more precise: practice to dive! Would like to see a rule change coming in alongside VAR that penalties are only given when a direct goalscoring chance would have followed.