One certainty: Pickford mom

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How's that for fence sitting! My first ever game was against Everton. It was 0-0, Andy Gray missed a penalty and the fans were chanting "Where's your medal Neville?" (because he infamously refused to collect his runners-up medal after losing to us in the Zenith Data Systems Cup final) It wasn't really a great game, but it was my first time, so I'll never forget it

Outside Selhurst I saw some Palace fans carrying a massive home made medal, about the size of a dustbin lid, all painted up and everything. I think it was bedecked with balloons, so possibly helium ones. And I think there was a suitable message for Southall attached to it (something like: ‘Oi grumpy-face and sour-puss, you forgot yer medal’).

Needless to say the miserable plod wouldn’t let them take it into the ground.

Edited by YT (14 Nov 2017 10.13pm)

Niasse will walk off the pitch with the match ball, look up at Parish and Brighty and all you'll see of Parish will be his nose and fingers over the wooden slats of the main stand.

Either that or he'll give Roy the evil stare through his favourite shades for not being able to win with a better squad than Burnley, no striker to select and the sun rising every morning, then proceed to sack him and bring in Chris Coleman to make the worst prem record certain.

Somewhere in Eastern Europe, earning his money, Dougie will be heard shouting in his hotel room, '' Ee Jeeeesus, what the Fock man, what the p1sh, nee fockin loyalty these days, for fox sake. Fockin p1sh. Fockin football chairman. A 3-0 loss to Everton. A greeeeeet club, Everton. Eeee I said how fockin greeeeet Forest wheeeere when they did the 3-0 smash and grab on us. I understand their greatness. Fock. Aaah, what the Fock. Fockin Ghoulash agaaain. A heeeeeat fockin ghoulash. Steve, for fock saaaasake. Fockin ghoulash. Fockin ghoulash. I want pastaaaa.''