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hedgehog50  Croydon 05 Jul 17 11.04am |
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Why do you Islamophobic infidels insist on calling her Sally? Her name is Umm Hussain al-Britani. No wonder these righteous Muslims fight back against the Imperialist, decadent West when such blantant attacks on her human right to be called Umm are carried out. Shame on you - how intolerant our country has become - I blame Brexit! I hope we are at least still sending her benefits payments out to her - if not, there should be a public inquiry and charges laid against those responsible. Edited by hedgehog50 (05 Jul 2017 11.23am)
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 YT Oxford 05 Jul 17 11.13am |
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Originally posted by We are goin up!
Let her back in then shoot her in the face. Every man's dream! (Wait. I get it now. You meant with a gun).
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| YT Oxford 05 Jul 17 11.18am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
No one's said if they 'would' yet. But would YOU, Michaela?
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| hedgehog50 Croydon 05 Jul 17 11.35am |
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It is rumoured that when al-Britani returns to her decadent, Imperialistic, infidel homeland, she plans to open a fashion enterprise. The main line will be a range of Umm- burqas in a selection of shades of black. Two face-mesh styles will be available – the standard 1mm mesh and the controversial and daring, 2 mm. However, various imans have issued a fatwa against the 2 mm mesh, Vivian Westwood has issued a statement in support of the fatwa, “2mm mesh?” she says “they might as well be naked”.
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 05 Jul 17 12.09pm |
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Isnt there a song about her
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| YT Oxford 05 Jul 17 1.34pm |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
Here's one of her latest music vids. Look forward to seeing them on BGT next series. 'It's yessssss from me' - Walliams My Arabic is a bit rusty, but I think the end bit translates as "for we are the military fairies - Whoooh!"
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| elgrande bedford 05 Jul 17 1.37pm |
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
Isnt there a song about her Winner.
always a Norwood boy, where ever I live. |
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| Part Time James 05 Jul 17 1.42pm |
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Originally posted by Canterbury Palace
Oh this comes close to post of the year.
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| topcat Holmesdale / Surbiton 05 Jul 17 3.56pm |
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She knew the risks. Of course she wants to come back, her life is probably a living hell. Why on earth would we let her back in unless it is some sort of double agent? Not sure how this would work anyway as she would probably be on an ISIS kill list is she tried to come back.
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Y Ddraig Goch  In The Crowd 05 Jul 17 4.03pm |
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Originally posted by topcat
She knew the risks. Of course she wants to come back, her life is probably a living hell. Why on earth would we let her back in unless it is some sort of double agent? Not sure how this would work anyway as she would probably be on an ISIS kill list is she tried to come back. Every chance she doesn't want to, Mail print a story, ISIS read it (they love a bit of hate, probably have the Mail in their favourites) and suddenly you have a breakdown in trust. Maybe they''ll top her
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| hedgehog50 Croydon 05 Jul 17 4.14pm |
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Originally posted by Y Ddraig Goch
Every chance she doesn't want to, Mail print a story, ISIS read it (they love a bit of hate, probably have the Mail in their favourites) and suddenly you have a breakdown in trust. Maybe they''ll top her How would they recognise her though? Round up all the women, end up with a sea of black burqas. What would they say? Sally identify yourself or you all die"? So Sally says "I'm Sally", then a voice from another burqa says "No, I'm Sally" ... and so on.
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| Canterbury Palace Whitstable 05 Jul 17 7.01pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Oh this comes close to post of the year.
Despicable human being who shouldn't be anywhere near our country but, in answer to the earlier question, would. edit: The above is in reference to Sally Jones, not Part Time James. Edited by Canterbury Palace (05 Jul 2017 7.02pm)
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