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becky over the moon 06 Apr 17 4.27pm
You're real - new but real. Obviously bitten by the Palace bug that got all the rest of us here too. Just remember if you want to stay 'real' you must never, ever, under any circumstances....... - buy and/or wear any form of half and half scarf - take a thermos to a game (this can be waived once you are over 65 y.o.) -take any form of sandwiches/homemade pies or other substantial food to a match (sweets a reok as long as you pass the bag around those nearest you) - admit that you really also like ManU/Arsenal/Chelsea etc because they play in Europe/their Manager is cute/you like their strip. All or any one of the above will instantly move you to 'plastic'. just stay true to the red'n'blue (and ignore any suspicious pm's from males on here - if you read enough threads you'll understand why) A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers
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over the moon 06 Apr 17 4.27pm

You're real - new but real. Obviously bitten by the Palace bug that got all the rest of us here too.

Just remember if you want to stay 'real' you must never, ever, under any circumstances.......

- buy and/or wear any form of half and half scarf

- take a thermos to a game (this can be waived once you are over 65 y.o.)

-take any form of sandwiches/homemade pies or other substantial food to a match (sweets a reok as long as you pass the bag around those nearest you)

- admit that you really also like ManU/Arsenal/Chelsea etc because they play in Europe/their Manager is cute/you like their strip.

All or any one of the above will instantly move you to 'plastic'.

just stay true to the red'n'blue

(and ignore any suspicious pm's from males on here - if you read enough threads you'll understand why)

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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Pikester Worthing 06 Apr 17 4.28pm
Originally posted by Part Time James For me, I don't get how anyone could like fake baps. I love the movement. I quite like it when they go a bit floppy too. I guess some girls get hung up about that, but for me it's like the holy grail. Really? A couple of Spaniel's Ears? Not for me thanks. My pecking order is: 1) Massive pair of gravity defying naturals 2) Pert naturals 3) massive pair of fake boobies 4) Average sized fake boobies 5) Floppy boobs. As usual I am of no use to what you're actually talking about. You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Worthing 06 Apr 17 4.28pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

For me, I don't get how anyone could like fake baps. I love the movement. I quite like it when they go a bit floppy too. I guess some girls get hung up about that, but for me it's like the holy grail.

Really? A couple of Spaniel's Ears?
Not for me thanks. My pecking order is:

1) Massive pair of gravity defying naturals
2) Pert naturals
3) massive pair of fake boobies
4) Average sized fake boobies
5) Floppy boobs.

As usual I am of no use to what you're actually talking about.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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Part Time James 06 Apr 17 4.31pm
Originally posted by becky You're real - new but real. Obviously bitten by the Palace bug that got all the rest of us here too. Just remember if you want to stay 'real' you must never, ever, under any circumstances....... - buy and/or wear any form of half and half scarf - take a thermos to a game (this can be waived once you are over 65 y.o.) -take any form of sandwiches/homemade pies or other substantial food to a match (sweets a reok as long as you pass the bag around those nearest you) - admit that you really also like ManU/Arsenal/Chelsea etc because they play in Europe/their Manager is cute/you like their strip. All or any one of the above will instantly move you to 'plastic'. just stay true to the red'n'blue (and ignore any suspicious pm's from males on here - if you read enough threads you'll understand why) I should clarify that as one of the perpetrators of disgusting conversation on the main forum, I do keep it entirely there. Although I think I told Michaela I was having a w**k once.
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Originally posted by becky

You're real - new but real. Obviously bitten by the Palace bug that got all the rest of us here too.

Just remember if you want to stay 'real' you must never, ever, under any circumstances.......

- buy and/or wear any form of half and half scarf

- take a thermos to a game (this can be waived once you are over 65 y.o.)

-take any form of sandwiches/homemade pies or other substantial food to a match (sweets a reok as long as you pass the bag around those nearest you)

- admit that you really also like ManU/Arsenal/Chelsea etc because they play in Europe/their Manager is cute/you like their strip.

All or any one of the above will instantly move you to 'plastic'.

just stay true to the red'n'blue

(and ignore any suspicious pm's from males on here - if you read enough threads you'll understand why)

I should clarify that as one of the perpetrators of disgusting conversation on the main forum, I do keep it entirely there. Although I think I told Michaela I was having a w**k once.

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northerwesteagle 06 Apr 17 4.34pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I remember seeing the warning sign. pmsl..i wish...those defo fakes lol x
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06 Apr 17 4.34pm

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Originally posted by Part Time James

I remember seeing the warning sign.

pmsl..i wish...those defo fakes lol x

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NKEagle Pyongyang 06 Apr 17 4.37pm
Originally posted by Pikester Really? A couple of Spaniel's Ears? Not for me thanks. My pecking order is: 1) Massive pair of gravity defying naturals 2) Pert naturals 3) massive pair of fake boobies 4) Average sized fake boobies 5) Floppy boobs. As usual I am of no use to what you're actually talking about. IMO, any real ones are better than any fake ones.
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Pyongyang 06 Apr 17 4.37pm

Originally posted by Pikester

Really? A couple of Spaniel's Ears?
Not for me thanks. My pecking order is:

1) Massive pair of gravity defying naturals
2) Pert naturals
3) massive pair of fake boobies
4) Average sized fake boobies
5) Floppy boobs.

As usual I am of no use to what you're actually talking about.

IMO, any real ones are better than any fake ones.

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Part Time James 06 Apr 17 4.40pm
Originally posted by NKEagle IMO, any real ones are better than any fake ones. My order: 1) Floppy boobs. 2) Massive pair of gravity defying naturals 3) Pert naturals 4) massive pair of fake boobies 5) Average sized fake boobies
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Part Time James

06 Apr 17 4.40pm

Originally posted by NKEagle

IMO, any real ones are better than any fake ones.

My order:

1) Floppy boobs.
2) Massive pair of gravity defying naturals
3) Pert naturals
4) massive pair of fake boobies
5) Average sized fake boobies

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Part Time James 06 Apr 17 4.40pm
When I say "order" I mean the order of preference, as opposed to my Christmas list. But then again...
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06 Apr 17 4.40pm

When I say "order" I mean the order of preference, as opposed to my Christmas list. But then again...

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northerwesteagle 06 Apr 17 4.52pm
Originally posted by becky You're real - new but real. Obviously bitten by the Palace bug that got all the rest of us here too. Just remember if you want to stay 'real' you must never, ever, under any circumstances....... - buy and/or wear any form of half and half scarf - take a thermos to a game (this can be waived once you are over 65 y.o.) -take any form of sandwiches/homemade pies or other substantial food to a match (sweets a reok as long as you pass the bag around those nearest you) - admit that you really also like ManU/Arsenal/Chelsea etc because they play in Europe/their Manager is cute/you like their strip. All or any one of the above will instantly move you to 'plastic'. just stay true to the red'n'blue (and ignore any suspicious pm's from males on here - if you read enough threads you'll understand why) Thanks Becky....think im already spotting the threads lmao....taken on board 1. Only have one official Palace scarf to date...not over 65 yet lol but will avoid half and half 2. thermos..not a good look granted..cold tea it is 3. not into pie eating ..my names not Shaw lol..though for a bet or even better a ticket to a game i could be swayed there .....lol 4. The chances of admitting any of those are as likely as me liking that wonderful club that starts with B.... yep defo staying true to the red`n`blue x
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06 Apr 17 4.52pm

Originally posted by becky

You're real - new but real. Obviously bitten by the Palace bug that got all the rest of us here too.

Just remember if you want to stay 'real' you must never, ever, under any circumstances.......

- buy and/or wear any form of half and half scarf

- take a thermos to a game (this can be waived once you are over 65 y.o.)

-take any form of sandwiches/homemade pies or other substantial food to a match (sweets a reok as long as you pass the bag around those nearest you)

- admit that you really also like ManU/Arsenal/Chelsea etc because they play in Europe/their Manager is cute/you like their strip.

All or any one of the above will instantly move you to 'plastic'.

just stay true to the red'n'blue

(and ignore any suspicious pm's from males on here - if you read enough threads you'll understand why)

Thanks Becky....think im already spotting the threads lmao....taken on board
1. Only have one official Palace scarf to date...not over 65 yet lol but will avoid half and half
2. thermos..not a good look granted..cold tea it is
3. not into pie eating ..my names not Shaw lol..though for a bet or even better a ticket to a game i could be swayed there .....lol
4. The chances of admitting any of those are as likely as me liking that wonderful club that starts with B....

yep defo staying true to the red`n`blue x

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northerwesteagle 06 Apr 17 4.54pm
Originally posted by northerwesteagle Thanks Becky....think im already spotting the threads lmao....taken on board 1. Only have one official Palace scarf to date...not over 65 yet lol but will avoid half and half 2. thermos..not a good look granted..cold tea it is 3. not into pie eating ..my names not Shaw lol..though for a bet or even better a ticket to a game i could be swayed there .....lol 4. The chances of admitting liking any of those are as likely as me liking that wonderful club that starts with B....i wont swear!! yep defo staying true to the red`n`blue x
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06 Apr 17 4.54pm

Originally posted by northerwesteagle

Thanks Becky....think im already spotting the threads lmao....taken on board
1. Only have one official Palace scarf to date...not over 65 yet lol but will avoid half and half
2. thermos..not a good look granted..cold tea it is
3. not into pie eating ..my names not Shaw lol..though for a bet or even better a ticket to a game i could be swayed there .....lol
4. The chances of admitting liking any of those are as likely as me liking that wonderful club that starts with B....i wont swear!!

yep defo staying true to the red`n`blue x

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 06 Apr 17 4.54pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I should clarify that as one of the perpetrators of disgusting conversation on the main forum, I do keep it entirely there. Although I think I told Michaela I was having a w**k once. I'm the keeper of many confidences don't worry When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Bexley 06 Apr 17 4.54pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I should clarify that as one of the perpetrators of disgusting conversation on the main forum, I do keep it entirely there. Although I think I told Michaela I was having a w**k once.

I'm the keeper of many confidences don't worry

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Part Time James 06 Apr 17 4.56pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 I'm the keeper of many confidences don't worry Thanks mate. Although you do know when you get a webcam invite (or, for example, 15000 of them) you've been clicking "Reject" right?
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Part Time James

06 Apr 17 4.56pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I'm the keeper of many confidences don't worry

Thanks mate. Although you do know when you get a webcam invite (or, for example, 15000 of them) you've been clicking "Reject" right?

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northerwesteagle 06 Apr 17 4.58pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 I'm the keeper of many confidences don't worry nothing wrong with a walk lmao
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06 Apr 17 4.58pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I'm the keeper of many confidences don't worry

nothing wrong with a walk lmao

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