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NEILLO Shoreham-by-Sea 13 Jan 17 5.03pm | |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
A few of you must have refused blowjobs on the grounds of the gagging and slurping to come to be too irritating. Respect. If I'm ever offered one, I'll bear that in mind, thanks !
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johnno42000 14 Jan 17 2.37pm | |
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In the morning on the train the incessant noise from people talking far too loudly about inane things. People want to dose for half an hour not listen to how Blodwyn's nappy had a full load after Christmas f*cking dinner.
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Part Time James 09 Feb 17 10.01am | |
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There's a woman that sits near me at work who used to spill her cup of water every single day because she's a clumsy t**t. Anyway, I flippantly quipped a few months ago that she should use a sippy cup. She found a water bottle that has a sort of valve thing, making it really hard to spill. However, every time she drinks from it there's a suction noise when she takes her mouth away from it. Of course, as it only dispenses about 1ml of water each time, she's making the noise every minute or so all day long. Right now I am listening to a bit of Iggy Pop I found on an old MP3 player because if I didn't I think I'd rip out her still-beating heart and feed it to her.
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palace777 belfast 09 Feb 17 10.08am | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
There's a woman that sits near me at work who used to spill her cup of water every single day because she's a clumsy t**t. Anyway, I flippantly quipped a few months ago that she should use a sippy cup. She found a water bottle that has a sort of valve thing, making it really hard to spill. However, every time she drinks from it there's a suction noise when she takes her mouth away from it. Of course, as it only dispenses about 1ml of water each time, she's making the noise every minute or so all day long. Right now I am listening to a bit of Iggy Pop I found on an old MP3 player because if I didn't I think I'd rip out her still-beating heart and feed it to her.
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Part Time James 09 Feb 17 10.12am | |
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Originally posted by palace777
Good point. Maybe I'll just hope she dies of natural causes. Dehydration maybe.
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