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 esox lucius  Deal 25 Mar 15 9.46pm |
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Millwall v Charlton this Saturday.
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Jimenez  SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 25 Mar 15 10.56pm |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 25 Mar 2015 2.55pm
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Quote Harpo at 25 Mar 2015 2.09pm
I've never been able to get my head around Literature Festivals! Art Festivals, Music Festivals, Flower Festivals, yes. But Literature Festivals? What's that all about? Which reminds me... We arrived at San Giovanni d'asso in Tuscany, after a 900 mile drive. The next night we went into the village to savour the atmosphere. Just in time to participate in 'The Festival of The Frog'. There were bands, entertainers, impressionists - and frogs, thousands of them - in three enormous pots at various stages of cooking. I went for the Frog Risotto followed by Frog Casserole, all washed down with lots of red wine. Not a crap event, but an unusual one nonetheless. I would have gone for the toad-in-the-hole. Was Kermit there?
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| Jimenez SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 25 Mar 15 10.58pm |
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Quote Part Time James at 25 Mar 2015 3.05pm
I keep seeing adverts for a Vegan Beer Festival at the local Socialist club. Without going I can be reasonably sure I'd want to choke them all on the bones of an endangered species.
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| Blue'n'red Field of Chels (Orpington) 26 Mar 15 2.07am |
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Ahhhh the lewisham people's day ... Went to a few ... Saw Desmond dekker but as a 16 year old had no idea who he was! Worked at one in the following years ... Found myself a nice secluded spot and had a nap AND got paid for it!!!
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| Blue'n'red Field of Chels (Orpington) 26 Mar 15 2.08am |
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Used to know someone (female) who would strip off upon hearing "it's getting hot in here" ... I followed her around OFTEN lol
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 26 Mar 15 6.48am |
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Quote Blue'n'red at 26 Mar 2015 2.08am
Used to know someone (female) who would strip off upon hearing "it's getting hot in here" ... I followed her around OFTEN lol
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Mar 15 9.00am |
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Quote Jimenez at 25 Mar 2015 10.58pm
Quote Part Time James at 25 Mar 2015 3.05pm
I keep seeing adverts for a Vegan Beer Festival at the local Socialist club. Without going I can be reasonably sure I'd want to choke them all on the bones of an endangered species.
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| The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Mar 15 9.02am |
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Quote kingdowieonthewall at 25 Mar 2015 5.09pm
Quote The Sash at 25 Mar 2015 4.56pm
Many moons ago was down in Sussex and went to a village fete (cant remember where). Highlight of the day was Terrier racing, where essentially Jack Russells chased after a big fluffy mop thing over a course of hay bales etc..a bit like a pared down version of Greyhound racing. I still wake up in a sweat to this day after watching a wrinkled leathery old country boy, who bore an uncanny resemblance to the farmer in Babe, place a Jack Russells testicles completely into his mouth and bite down to make him release the 'hare' after he had caught it
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 26 Mar 15 9.22am |
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Quote matt_himself at 25 Mar 2015 5.29pm
I would rather fist myself than sit through this:
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 26 Mar 15 2.18pm |
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Quote matt_himself at 25 Mar 2015 5.29pm
I would rather fist myself than sit through this: The terminally ill would look brightly upon their future, after spending 10 minutes in the audience. Just imagine how s*8t the warm up act must be.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 26 Mar 15 2.20pm |
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Quote Blue'n'red at 26 Mar 2015 2.07am
Ahhhh the lewisham people's day ... Went to a few ... Saw Desmond dekker but as a 16 year old had no idea who he was! Worked at one in the following years ... Found myself a nice secluded spot and had a nap AND got paid for it!!! I remember that, it was one of the best events, spunk on the sleeping lad.
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| cornwalls palace Torpoint 26 Mar 15 9.01pm |
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Quote kennybrowns leftfoot at 25 Mar 2015 5.03pm
Quote The Sash at 25 Mar 2015 4.56pm
Many moons ago was down in Sussex and went to a village fete (cant remember where). Highlight of the day was Terrier racing, where essentially Jack Russells chased after a big fluffy mop thing over a course of hay bales etc..a bit like a pared down version of Greyhound racing. I still wake up in a sweat to this day after watching a wrinkled leathery old country boy, who bore an uncanny resemblance to the farmer in Babe, place a Jack Russells testicles completely into his mouth and bite down to make him release the 'hare' after he had caught it This made me laugh Sash!! Last year me and Mrs KBLF went to Bude in Cornwall to visit relatives. It was my first ever trip to Cornwall and I loved it. The most mouth opening event occurred whilst there though. On the Saturday we went to watch the annual Bude Parade. We settled in the pub, weather was beautiful. Then all the floats started to come through So we stood on the street with our pints and watched. One of the floats that came past us had a Jamaica flag on the top. On the float were about 10 guys dressed as rastafarians, completely blacked up and smoking huge pretend joints whilst Bob Marley music played in the background.. I'm guessing political correctness hasn't reached Cornwall yet!!
.......has our coach driver done a Poo'yet, without thinking about Gus! |
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