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Pikester Worthing 12 Mar 15 12.08am
Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs? Here's one of my favourites: Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache. (In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit) You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Worthing 12 Mar 15 12.08am

Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am

What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer

These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs?

Here's one of my favourites:
Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache.

(In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit)

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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matt_himself Matataland 12 Mar 15 6.08am
Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs? Here's one of my favourites: Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache. (In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit) Why wouldn't Lisa Stansfield keep a poo in the freezer to use as a dildo? "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 12 Mar 15 6.08am

Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am

Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am

What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer

These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs?

Here's one of my favourites:
Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache.

(In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit)

Why wouldn't Lisa Stansfield keep a poo in the freezer to use as a dildo?

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 12 Mar 15 9.15am
Quote matt_himself at 12 Mar 2015 6.08am Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs? Here's one of my favourites: Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache. (In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit) Why wouldn't Lisa Stansfield keep a poo in the freezer to use as a dildo? Why not indeed ? Edited by dannyh (12 Mar 2015 9.17am) "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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wherever I lay my hat....... 12 Mar 15 9.15am

Quote matt_himself at 12 Mar 2015 6.08am

Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am

Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am

What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer

These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs?

Here's one of my favourites:
Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache.

(In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit)

Why wouldn't Lisa Stansfield keep a poo in the freezer to use as a dildo?

Why not indeed ?

Edited by dannyh (12 Mar 2015 9.17am)

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 12 Mar 15 9.17am
Quote dannyh at 12 Mar 2015 9.15am Quote matt_himself at 12 Mar 2015 6.08am Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs? Here's one of my favourites: Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache. (In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit) Why wouldn't Lisa Stansfield keep a poo in the freezer to use as a dildo? I'm guessing that heat caused by bodily tempreture and friction would result in a "turd Melt" that could quite possibley cause infection. "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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wherever I lay my hat....... 12 Mar 15 9.17am

Quote dannyh at 12 Mar 2015 9.15am

Quote matt_himself at 12 Mar 2015 6.08am

Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am

Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am

What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer

These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs?

Here's one of my favourites:
Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache.

(In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit)

Why wouldn't Lisa Stansfield keep a poo in the freezer to use as a dildo?

I'm guessing that heat caused by bodily tempreture and friction would result in a "turd Melt" that could quite possibley cause infection.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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morganistic 12 Mar 15 10.42am
Quote matt_himself at 12 Mar 2015 6.08am Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs? Here's one of my favourites: Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache. (In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit) Why wouldn't Lisa Stansfield keep a poo in the freezer to use as a dildo? Been around the fridge and I, I, I, I can't find my dildo. I think we should follow pikey's example and start a few of our own. Valerie Singleton once walked in on Shep licking Pedigree Chum off John Noakes' bellend. Dusty Bin was full of Ted Rogers' jizz. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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12 Mar 15 10.42am

Quote matt_himself at 12 Mar 2015 6.08am

Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am

Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am

What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer

These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs?

Here's one of my favourites:
Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache.

(In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit)

Why wouldn't Lisa Stansfield keep a poo in the freezer to use as a dildo?

Been around the fridge and I, I, I, I can't find my dildo.

I think we should follow pikey's example and start a few of our own.

Valerie Singleton once walked in on Shep licking Pedigree Chum off John Noakes' bellend.

Dusty Bin was full of Ted Rogers' jizz.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Kermit8 Hevon 12 Mar 15 11.17am
Bomber Gascoigne never wore trousers on University Challenge in case a student got a question right about his favourite subject 16th Century Chinese Pottery. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 12 Mar 15 11.17am

Bomber Gascoigne never wore trousers on University Challenge in case a student got a question right about his favourite subject 16th Century Chinese Pottery.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 12 Mar 15 11.28am
Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? Because if she didn't it would go all squishy Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache. Blabbermouth!! There's a patent pending on my smegtache and if I'm beaten to it then you'll be hearing from my lawyers Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 12 Mar 15 11.28am

Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am

WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo?

Because if she didn't it would go all squishy

Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am

Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache.

Blabbermouth!! There's a patent pending on my smegtache and if I'm beaten to it then you'll be hearing from my lawyers

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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jamiemartin721 Reading 12 Mar 15 11.54am
Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs? Here's one of my favourites: Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache. (In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit) Didn't realize she was a 'Brown Jedi' or liked Poopsicles. I believe when they are used, common practice, is to either freeze them in a condom, or put a condom over them. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Reading 12 Mar 15 11.54am

Quote Pikester at 12 Mar 2015 12.08am

Quote Superfly at 11 Mar 2015 9.27am

What Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer

These are all crackers - why... WHY would Lisa Stansfield keep an old poo in her freezer to use as a dildo? How do these rumours get legs?

Here's one of my favourites:
Superfly was caught on cam with his nob in cheese grater. He keeps the scrapings in a box under the bed and will often wear them as a moustache.

(In 3 weeks time this will be 'fact' all over the London theatre circuit)

Didn't realize she was a 'Brown Jedi' or liked Poopsicles. I believe when they are used, common practice, is to either freeze them in a condom, or put a condom over them.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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morganistic 12 Mar 15 12.08pm
Does anyone know a turd's freezing temperature? And how long it takes to freeze? I'd say it was a while, especially if you shat straight into the freezer, something I believe Steve Harrison is fond of doing. Say Steve is perched on top of a kitchen cupboard, directly above his freezer, facing the wall with his bum hanging out, then his turd starts off at body temperature, then enters room temperature as it leaves his rectum, before hitting the ice cabinet. He needs to jump down and close the door as soon as possible of course to give it any chance of freezing. It also ideally needs to already be in 'log form', as a 'splasher' would normally be a 'hot one' and take even longer to freeze. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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12 Mar 15 12.08pm

Does anyone know a turd's freezing temperature? And how long it takes to freeze? I'd say it was a while, especially if you shat straight into the freezer, something I believe Steve Harrison is fond of doing.

Say Steve is perched on top of a kitchen cupboard, directly above his freezer, facing the wall with his bum hanging out, then his turd starts off at body temperature, then enters room temperature as it leaves his rectum, before hitting the ice cabinet.

He needs to jump down and close the door as soon as possible of course to give it any chance of freezing. It also ideally needs to already be in 'log form', as a 'splasher' would normally be a 'hot one' and take even longer to freeze.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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morganistic 12 Mar 15 12.13pm
Bruce Forsyth's mattress needs turning at least once a week due to him p*ssing the bed and his Miss World wife Wilnelia's masturbatory squirting habits. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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12 Mar 15 12.13pm

Bruce Forsyth's mattress needs turning at least once a week due to him p*ssing the bed and his Miss World wife Wilnelia's masturbatory squirting habits.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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matt_himself Matataland 12 Mar 15 12.19pm
Sting can self fellate following a Vespa accident whilst on the set of Quadrophenia. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 12 Mar 15 12.19pm

Sting can self fellate following a Vespa accident whilst on the set of Quadrophenia.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 12 Mar 15 1.42pm
Quote morganistic at 12 Mar 2015 12.08pm Does anyone know a turd's freezing temperature? And how long it takes to freeze? I'd say it was a while, especially if you shat straight into the freezer, something I believe Steve Harrison is fond of doing. Say Steve is perched on top of a kitchen cupboard, directly above his freezer, facing the wall with his bum hanging out, then his turd starts off at body temperature, then enters room temperature as it leaves his rectum, before hitting the ice cabinet. He needs to jump down and close the door as soon as possible of course to give it any chance of freezing. It also ideally needs to already be in 'log form', as a 'splasher' would normally be a 'hot one' and take even longer to freeze. I'm not speaking as a layman but I wouldn't have thought that defecating directly into the freezer is a particularly good idea. You forget that most human waste products are not body temperature but bowel temperature which is considerably hotter - I think you'd run the risk of knackering the thermostat. Remember also that many celebrities don't actually digest their food (that's for plebs like us) which could mean that the freshly produced Richard is oven temperature. It's well documented that when Coleen Rooney eats a Moussaka, the jobby exits with the cheese still bubbling. Fecal matter made from undigested food is notoriously difficult to freeze into a phallic shape though so I doubt Lisa has this problem. Unless she uses someone else's turd to w*nk herself off with. Which would be a bit disgusting. Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 12 Mar 15 1.42pm

Quote morganistic at 12 Mar 2015 12.08pm

I'm not speaking as a layman but I wouldn't have thought that defecating directly into the freezer is a particularly good idea. You forget that most human waste products are not body temperature but bowel temperature which is considerably hotter - I think you'd run the risk of knackering the thermostat.

Remember also that many celebrities don't actually digest their food (that's for plebs like us) which could mean that the freshly produced Richard is oven temperature. It's well documented that when Coleen Rooney eats a Moussaka, the jobby exits with the cheese still bubbling.

Fecal matter made from undigested food is notoriously difficult to freeze into a phallic shape though so I doubt Lisa has this problem. Unless she uses someone else's turd to w*nk herself off with. Which would be a bit disgusting.

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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