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dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 09 Mar 15 5.04pm Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Quote braunstoneagle at 09 Mar 2015 4.44pm

I remember a number of years ago we had a thread on here about bus drivers...I made the comment that bus drivers were c***s and the next guy posting was a bus driver and went mad at a few of us.

That is all.


Was his name Barry the Bus Driver.

 


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xGeorgex Flag Oh South London 09 Mar 15 5.07pm Send a Private Message to xGeorgex Add xGeorgex as a friend

After only driving since September (6 months). I have come to this conclusion.

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 09 Mar 15 5.19pm

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Quote nickgusset at 05 Mar 2015 9.43pm

My neighbour Barry drives a bus and is a great bloke.
What he's like behind the wheel of a bus though is a question that I can't answer.

"Barry the Bus Driver" thats got c*** written all over it


He's built like the proverbial...


So what your saying is that Barry the bus driver is a massive c***.


I wouldn't say that to his face if I were you.

 

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thegreatlardino Flag crawley/selsey 09 Mar 15 5.25pm Send a Private Message to thegreatlardino Add thegreatlardino as a friend

in their defence, some of us car drivers are just as bad, passenger in a bus the other day car pulled right in front of the bus who was doing about 30mph causing driver to slam on the anchors.....national express coach drivers though are in another league worse then foreign lorry drivers on the motorway

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 09 Mar 15 5.39pm

Anyone been on a bus during school run time? Mental!

 

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reborn 09 Mar 15 5.43pm Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

Quote ParchmoreEagle at 09 Mar 2015 7.10am

Quote matt_himself at 05 Mar 2015 8.40pm

Two incidents today. One was a woman in her sixties trying to get her bus in Bishopsgate and the driver drove off before she could get despite most people waiti at the stop aski him to wait.

The second was in Croydon where the driver wasn't listening to people asking him to stop because the buttons on the lower floor weren't working. He would speed past stops despite people asking him to stop.

Now as you all know, I am not one to slap an entire section of society with one label, but I do believe that all bus drivers are c***s. Does anyone have any evidence to the contrary or can any Palace supporting bus drivers please defend their own kind?


The same phenomena exists here in Adelaide Australia. My dad was a London bus driver and in his day they were absolute gentlemen and excellent drivers. In Adelaide I am appalled at their 'anti-client' attitude. Must be the cheap way they employ and train them these days. Real imbeciles most of them. A boy got raped and murdered here some years ago, waiting at a bus stop, the bus driver didn't stop for the kid despite passengers asking for him to (it was near full but could have squeezed him in). A man talked him into a lift, then raped and killed him. That bus driver in my view is a f@cking assh0le.

THAT bus driver was, but not all are.

It's a ridiculous question, akin to saying are all Australians convicts?

 


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dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 09 Mar 15 5.51pm Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Quote nickgusset at 09 Mar 2015 5.19pm

Quote dannyh at 09 Mar 2015 2.50pm

Quote nickgusset at 08 Mar 2015 11.39pm

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Quote nickgusset at 05 Mar 2015 9.43pm

My neighbour Barry drives a bus and is a great bloke.
What he's like behind the wheel of a bus though is a question that I can't answer.

"Barry the Bus Driver" thats got c*** written all over it


He's built like the proverbial...


So what your saying is that Barry the bus driver is a massive c***.


I wouldn't say that to his face if I were you.

Why not ?

 


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Frickin Saweet Flag South Cronx 09 Mar 15 5.52pm Send a Private Message to Frickin Saweet Add Frickin Saweet as a friend

All bus drivers play a game where they try and make you fall over before you get to your seat. They get bonus points for old people.

Night bus drivers play a similarly-spirited game where they don't stop when you put your arm out cos they can't be bothered to and just want to get back to the depo.

There are always exceptions to the rule, but most of them are cunce.

 

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Casual Flag Orpington 09 Mar 15 7.36pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Quote nickgusset at 09 Mar 2015 5.19pm

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Quote nickgusset at 08 Mar 2015 11.39pm

Quote dannyh at 08 Mar 2015 5.49pm

Quote nickgusset at 05 Mar 2015 9.43pm

My neighbour Barry drives a bus and is a great bloke.
What he's like behind the wheel of a bus though is a question that I can't answer.

"Barry the Bus Driver" thats got c*** written all over it


He's built like the proverbial...


So what your saying is that Barry the bus driver is a massive c***.


I wouldn't say that to his face if I were you.


He's a fat c**t though surely. The sort you could dance about in front of, throw a few jabs and he'd collapse. I've never seen an athletic hard looking bus driver , drinking a protein shake.
They ALL stink of steak bakes and , as has been suggested, c**ts.

 

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matt_himself Flag Matataland 09 Mar 15 8.51pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Quote Casual at 09 Mar 2015 7.36pm

Quote nickgusset at 09 Mar 2015 5.19pm

Quote dannyh at 09 Mar 2015 2.50pm

Quote nickgusset at 08 Mar 2015 11.39pm

Quote dannyh at 08 Mar 2015 5.49pm

Quote nickgusset at 05 Mar 2015 9.43pm

My neighbour Barry drives a bus and is a great bloke.
What he's like behind the wheel of a bus though is a question that I can't answer.

"Barry the Bus Driver" thats got c*** written all over it


He's built like the proverbial...


So what your saying is that Barry the bus driver is a massive c***.


I wouldn't say that to his face if I were you.


He's a fat c**t though surely. The sort you could dance about in front of, throw a few jabs and he'd collapse. I've never seen an athletic hard looking bus driver , drinking a protein shake.
They ALL stink of steak bakes and , as has been suggested, c**ts.

That's a bit unfair. There are two Rastas who drive the 468 and they don't stink of steak bakes or are fat. They are c***s though as all bus drivers are.

I was on the 149 today and the driver was a complete c***. We did bunny hops down Gracechurch Street, for some reason.

 


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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 10 Mar 15 9.39am Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Quote dannyh at 09 Mar 2015 5.51pm

Quote nickgusset at 09 Mar 2015 5.19pm

Quote dannyh at 09 Mar 2015 2.50pm

Quote nickgusset at 08 Mar 2015 11.39pm

Quote dannyh at 08 Mar 2015 5.49pm

Quote nickgusset at 05 Mar 2015 9.43pm

My neighbour Barry drives a bus and is a great bloke.
What he's like behind the wheel of a bus though is a question that I can't answer.

"Barry the Bus Driver" thats got c*** written all over it


He's built like the proverbial...


So what your saying is that Barry the bus driver is a massive c***.


I wouldn't say that to his face if I were you.

Why not ?


Dannyh can say anything to anyones face. He could have Chuck Norris as his b1tch if he wished.

 


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Hoof Hearted 10 Mar 15 9.50am

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Bob Newhart's "Bus Driver Training" video.

Hilarious!

 

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