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pdemeagle Flag eaglebhoy - @eaglism - Cottage in ... 19 Feb 15 8.42am Send a Private Message to pdemeagle Add pdemeagle as a friend

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It looks like one guy and lots of girls. I'm gutted I wasn't asked as I have a huge amount of semen I could bring along.

In Zero gravity its going to get very messy - I reckon that's why Dr Maggie Lieu is going.....she looks the type the little space vixen


Bukkake In Space sounds like the sort of film I'd watch when I'm at my lowest ebb.

No, the time to start on the paracetemol, Cillit Bang and Baileys is when you find your self watching Bukkake In Space V starring Ron Jeremy as Hand Solo and Jenna Jamieson as Jabba the Slut


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As long as Dr Lieu is still in the franchise I'd have get the boxset. It's actually sounding quite good and I'm a tiny bit disappointed this doesn't exist. Perhaps it's possible to write to Dr Lieu with suggestions?

She would make a great Princess Lay Her

Or the quadruple penetration specialist "@RSE2V2"

or shiny metal cum dumpster DP3-Oh!!


Is Jabba Inthebutt getting a bit too tenuous? Well it's out there now anyway.


Possibly but I like it

Getting back on point Dr Maggie is f*cking lovely and I bet she ends up meeting a smashing space fella to have space babies with when she gets there - although they may have some kind of acid blood and hard bony exoskeleton and at some point try to conquer earth.

Thinking about it Dr Maggie could jump start that British probe thing that ran out of petrol as soon as it got there.

Edited by The Sash (17 Feb 2015 4.25pm)

Oh the LOLs !

Thanks for that early perk up at work, ROFL for a while there ! My favourite one is in Bold

In the words of Ron Burgundy: 'That escalated quickly !'

In fairness she's pretty hot and looks fairly suggestive with that snooker ball/plum (??) held so close to her luscious lips

 


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I would spend all my time attempting to investigate her wormhole or asking her to saturn my face but if it came down to it, I would probably blast off in my pants.

 


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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 19 Feb 15 1.55pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote Superfly at 19 Feb 2015 1.23pm

I would spend all my time attempting to investigate her wormhole or asking her to saturn my face but if it came down to it, I would probably blast off in my pants.

I commend you for not once mentioning Uranus...........................or hers


 


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I would spend all my time attempting to investigate her wormhole or asking her to saturn my face but if it came down to it, I would probably blast off in my pants.

I commend you for not once mentioning Uranus...........................or hers



And for not saying you'd send in a probe.

 




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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 19 Feb 15 2.53pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

I wonder if she will allow me to eat out her intergalactic planethairy pie?

 


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Quote Superfly at 19 Feb 2015 2.53pm

I wonder if she will allow me to eat out her intergalactic planethairy pie?

Is that a Beastie Boys pun?

Good news is my boss just offered me time off in Lieu. And that's exactly how I plan to spend the day.


 




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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 19 Feb 15 4.12pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

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Quote Superfly at 19 Feb 2015 2.53pm

I wonder if she will allow me to eat out her intergalactic planethairy pie?

Is that a Beastie Boys pun?

Good news is my boss just offered me time off in Lieu. And that's exactly how I plan to spend the day.


My only concern with shooting the lovely Dr Maggie into space is she is from Birmingham.

Should we encounter intelligent life on Mars can you believe that we would actually send someone from Birmingham to make first contact...how disappointing for any Martian - I think they would be quite insulted

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 19 Feb 15 6.11pm

Dr Maggie id be up for rentry of her black hole and id stretch her timespace c***inium

 


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cornwalls palace Flag Torpoint 19 Feb 15 10.40pm

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I'm hoping all of them will be long dead by 2024, Sash.

They're never going to get this off the ground.

Especially if they are trying to take Katie Price's knockers with them.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 20 Feb 15 12.36pm

The chances of anything coming on Mars is a 1,000,000 to one they said.

Clearly they never met Maggie.

 


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Quote The Sash at 19 Feb 2015 4.12pm

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Quote Superfly at 19 Feb 2015 2.53pm

I wonder if she will allow me to eat out her intergalactic planethairy pie?

Is that a Beastie Boys pun?

Good news is my boss just offered me time off in Lieu. And that's exactly how I plan to spend the day.


My only concern with shooting the lovely Dr Maggie into space is she is from Birmingham.

Should we encounter intelligent life on Mars can you believe that we would actually send someone from Birmingham to make first contact...how disappointing for any Martian - I think they would be quite insulted

My girlfriend is from Birmingham. Doesn't stop me popping my white dwarf in her gas giant.

 




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Quote jamiemartin721 at 19 Feb 2015 6.11pm

Dr Maggie id be up for rentry of her black hole and id stretch her timespace c***inium

I'd Mork all over her Mindys


 




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