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reborn 14 Jan 04 1.18pm
LOL quality Quote Holmesdale Nick at 14 Jan 2004 9:32am Hello and welcome to Fat Fighters. This week we have a new member, so lets give a big welcome to Neil Shipperley. Ok, Neil let's see how many calories are in Dust. Dust, Dust Anyone? Dust, Dust Anyone? Dust, Dust Anyone? That's right there arn't any calories in dust so you can eat as much of it as you like. My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs
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Quote Holmesdale Nick at 14 Jan 2004 9:32am

Hello and welcome to Fat Fighters. This week we have a new member, so lets give a big welcome to Neil Shipperley.

Ok, Neil let's see how many calories are in Dust.
Dust, Dust Anyone?
Dust, Dust Anyone?
Dust, Dust Anyone?

That's right there arn't any calories in dust so you can eat as much of it as you like.

My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

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lifelongeagle croydon 14 Jan 04 3.26pm
HA HA! This is the best thread for ages. Another one for the sketch show…. Dowie: Shipps, your sh!te and your dropped. Train with the reserves until you lose 4 stone. Shipps: Ok boss….LOOK INTO MY EYES, INTO THE EYES, NOT AROUND THE EYES, INTO THE EYES..AAAAAAND…YOUR UNDER. I am not a fat t***, I’m a solid, Shearer-like goal machine, and you’re lucky to have me….3-2-1…YOUR BACK IN THE ROOM. Dowie: Well played last week Shipps, you’re a Shearer-like goal machine, and I’m lucky to have you. Shipps: Cheers boss…oh, and by the way… LOOK INTO MY EYES, INTO THE EYES, NOT AROUND THE EYES, INTO THE EYES..AAAAAAND…YOUR UNDER…You want to give me a pay rise as well in light of my recent top class performances. Dowie: Yeah allright fatty, don’t take the pis$.
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croydon 14 Jan 04 3.26pm

HA HA! This is the best thread for ages.

Another one for the sketch show….

Dowie: Shipps, your sh!te and your dropped. Train with the reserves until you lose 4 stone.

Shipps: Ok boss….LOOK INTO MY EYES, INTO THE EYES, NOT AROUND THE EYES, INTO THE EYES..AAAAAAND…YOUR UNDER. I am not a fat t***, I’m a solid, Shearer-like goal machine, and you’re lucky to have me….3-2-1…YOUR BACK IN THE ROOM.

Dowie: Well played last week Shipps, you’re a Shearer-like goal machine, and I’m lucky to have you.

Shipps: Cheers boss…oh, and by the way… LOOK INTO MY EYES, INTO THE EYES, NOT AROUND THE EYES, INTO THE EYES..AAAAAAND…YOUR UNDER…You want to give me a pay rise as well in light of my recent top class performances.

Dowie: Yeah allright fatty, don’t take the pis$.

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Perry Suckling South Croydon 14 Jan 04 3.37pm
hahaha - classic... this has got me laughing all day at work, people in the office think i enjoy my work too much! [Link] [Link]
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hahaha - classic...

this has got me laughing all day at work, people in the office think i enjoy my work too much!

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kav The Helicopter View 14 Jan 04 3.53pm
lol,nice one lifelong! Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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lol,nice one lifelong!

Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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stevo Reigate 14 Jan 04 4.07pm
LOL. Lifelong that is class. This is one of the best threads ever, good work. Slowly slowly catchy monkey
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Reigate 14 Jan 04 4.07pm

LOL. Lifelong that is class. This is one of the best threads ever, good work.

Slowly slowly catchy monkey

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Bedge Croydon 14 Jan 04 7.57pm
Get this is the Gold Talk Forum as this is the best thread i have seen on HOL for ages Extran Orange energy drink, Europe's number one hangover cure! The Special One
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Get this is the Gold Talk Forum as this is the best thread i have seen on HOL for ages

Extran Orange energy drink, Europe's number one hangover cure!

The Special One

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SpikeyMatt Fishing for condiments 14 Jan 04 8.15pm
ID: Do you have any new strikers for sale? Shopkeeper: I'm not sure, I'll ask my wife *Margeret, do we have any strikers for sale?* Margeret: Yes, they're up near the goalposts Shopkeeper: Oh look, we have got a Neil Shipperley for £5. ID: Can I have a look? (passes Neil over) ID: Have you got anything less strikery? Shopkeeper: Well, we have an Ade Akinbiyi, he's £5 million ID: Well, I can't decide, which one, I'll take both, except I've only got a quid on me. I'll come back next week after my birthday money has gone in Shopkeeper: I'd come back soon, they're selling quick Twitter! [Tweet Link] Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba
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Fishing for condiments 14 Jan 04 8.15pm

ID: Do you have any new strikers for sale?
Shopkeeper: I'm not sure, I'll ask my wife
*Margeret, do we have any strikers for sale?*
Margeret: Yes, they're up near the goalposts
Shopkeeper: Oh look, we have got a Neil Shipperley for £5.
ID: Can I have a look?
(passes Neil over)
ID: Have you got anything less strikery?
Shopkeeper: Well, we have an Ade Akinbiyi, he's £5 million
ID: Well, I can't decide, which one, I'll take both, except I've only got a quid on me. I'll come back next week after my birthday money has gone in
Shopkeeper: I'd come back soon, they're selling quick

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THE GOAT MAJOR 14 Jan 04 9.42pm
It's business as usual at Sandy Toksvig House at the Home of retired & washed up footballer Neil Shipperley and his disabled Sister Kitty Chumley. Meals on Wheels Lady - 'we've got a choice of desserts today, Kitty can have either a pear or a jam roly poly'. Neil Shipperley - 'Jam Roly Poly of Course. I should like to see more of that sort of dessert....Kitty said'. Meals on wheels Lady - 'I hope Kitty enjoys the food, I'm off now'. Neil Shipperley with mouth full of food - 'It's very dry..........Kitty said!!!!!!!!
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It's business as usual at Sandy Toksvig House at
the Home of retired & washed up footballer Neil Shipperley and his disabled Sister Kitty Chumley.

Meals on Wheels Lady - 'we've got a choice of desserts today, Kitty can have either a pear or a jam roly poly'.

Neil Shipperley - 'Jam Roly Poly of Course. I should like to see more of that sort of dessert....Kitty said'.

Meals on wheels Lady - 'I hope Kitty enjoys the food, I'm off now'.

Neil Shipperley with mouth full of food - 'It's very dry..........Kitty said!!!!!!!!

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THE GOAT MAJOR 14 Jan 04 9.43pm
It's a sad day at Sandy Toksvig House as Bernard Chumley's brother Neil Shipperley has passed away in the night. Undertaker bearing coffin - 'Where is he'? Bernard Chumley - 'He's just through there. Y'know even though I've known it's been coming for such a long time after so many close calls and false alarms, I'm finding it hard to take'. Undertaker - 'Wait a minute Mr Chumley, Neil's not actually dead'. Bernard Chumley / 16,000 Palace fans - 'You couldn't just take him anyway could you'!!!!!!!!
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THE GOAT MAJOR

14 Jan 04 9.43pm

It's a sad day at Sandy Toksvig House as Bernard Chumley's brother Neil Shipperley has passed away in the night.

Undertaker bearing coffin - 'Where is he'?

Bernard Chumley - 'He's just through there. Y'know even though I've known it's been coming for such a long time after so many close calls and false alarms, I'm finding it hard to take'.

Undertaker - 'Wait a minute Mr Chumley, Neil's not actually dead'.

Bernard Chumley / 16,000 Palace fans - 'You couldn't just take him anyway could you'!!!!!!!!

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Penge Eagle Beckenham 14 Jan 04 10.50pm
What the hell are you lot going on about?
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What the hell are you lot going on about?

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Mr Statto Ifield 15 Jan 04 9.26am
You've obvioulsy not watched Little Britain (Monday 10pm BBC2, Tuesday 9pm BBC3, Friday 11pm BBC3). I would definitely recommend it if the slightly surreal appeals to you. That's just the ramblings of a madman
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Ifield 15 Jan 04 9.26am

You've obvioulsy not watched Little Britain (Monday 10pm BBC2, Tuesday 9pm BBC3, Friday 11pm BBC3). I would definitely recommend it if the slightly surreal appeals to you.

That's just the ramblings of a madman

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