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Hoof Hearted 14 Nov 10 11.20am
If I had the wings of a sparrow The dirty old arse of a crow I'd fly over Brighton tomorrow And sh1t on the bstards below below Sh1t on Sh1t on Sh1t on the bstards below below Sh1t on sh1t on Sh1t on the b*stards below!
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Hoof Hearted 14 Nov 10 11.20am

If I had the wings of a sparrow
The dirty old arse of a crow
I'd fly over Brighton tomorrow
And sh1t on the b*stards below below
Sh1t on Sh1t on
Sh1t on the b*stards below below
Sh1t on sh1t on
Sh1t on the b*stards below!

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Thornheatheagle thornton heath 14 Nov 10 11.32am
My old man was a dustman he wears a palace hat he wears baggy trousers he lives in a council flat was a old favourite i havent heard it for a long while its got phased out with the newer trendier stuff
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thornton heath 14 Nov 10 11.32am

My old man was a dustman he wears a palace hat he wears baggy trousers he lives in a council flat was a old favourite i havent heard it for a long while its got phased out with the newer trendier stuff

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Hoof Hearted 15 Nov 10 11.57am
Rosie... oh Rosie... I'd love to paint your knickers Red and Blue (There was song in the charts at the time called Rosie by Don Partridge) [Link]
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Hoof Hearted 15 Nov 10 11.57am

Rosie... oh Rosie...

I'd love to paint your knickers Red and Blue

(There was song in the charts at the time called Rosie by Don Partridge)

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kevpofcpfc 16 Nov 10 12.13pm
my old man said be a Brighton fan and I said fk off bcks your a ct we took the Shed in half a minute we took the North Bank with all the lads in it with hatchets and hammers,carving knives and spanners we"ll show the b*rds how to fight so if you cant stand losing you cant stand the Holmesdale cause we know how to fight get off me sister (sang to the "my old man said follow the van,but dont dilly dally on the way" tune)
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kevpofcpfc

16 Nov 10 12.13pm

my old man said be a Brighton fan
and I said f**k off b**cks your a c**t
we took the Shed in half a minute
we took the North Bank with all the lads in it
with hatchets and hammers,carving knives and spanners
we"ll show the b***rds how to fight
so if you cant stand losing
you cant stand the Holmesdale
cause we know how to fight
get off me sister

(sang to the "my old man said follow the van,but dont dilly dally on the way" tune)

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trapperjohn Horsham 18 Nov 10 6.43pm
I hear the sound of distant bums Over there, over there And do they smell ? Like F8ckin hell Over there, over there I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
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trapperjohn

Horsham 18 Nov 10 6.43pm

I hear the sound of distant bums
Over there, over there
And do they smell ?
Like F8ckin hell
Over there, over there

I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

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Barcelona Based Fan No longer Barcelona, now living in... 18 Nov 10 6.57pm
He's only a poor little Seagull his face is all battered and torn, he made me feel sick so I hit him with a brick and now he wont sing anymore! We had joy we had fun we had Brighton on the run but the fun didn't last coz the barstewards ran to fast. In your Brighton slums you look in the distbin for something to eat you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat in your Brighton slums. WE HATE BRIGHTON. WE HATE BRIGHTON Even typing that made me cringe thinking of those scum bags TaxiMark Sheffield Wednesday Fan Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton
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He's only a poor little Seagull his face is all battered and torn, he made me feel sick so I hit him with a brick and now he wont sing anymore!

We had joy we had fun we had Brighton on the run but the fun didn't last coz the barstewards ran to fast.

In your Brighton slums you look in the distbin for something to eat you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat in your Brighton slums.

WE HATE BRIGHTON. WE HATE BRIGHTON

Even typing that made me cringe thinking of those scum bags

TaxiMark
Sheffield Wednesday Fan
Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton

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Eagle on Thames Sunbury 18 Nov 10 9.37pm
Can anyone remember a song about celery that used to be sung in the 80s? I told my kids and they don't believe it, but I can't remember the words. He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
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Can anyone remember a song about celery that used to be sung in the 80s?

I told my kids and they don't believe it, but I can't remember the words.

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

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Barcelona Based Fan No longer Barcelona, now living in... 19 Nov 10 5.40am
Quote Eagle on Thames at 18 Nov 2010 9.37pm Can anyone remember a song about celery that used to be sung in the 80s? I told my kids and they don't believe it, but I can't remember the words. Celery, Celery, If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum, With a lump of celery. Celery, Celery, My old mum said Tickle her bum With a stick of celery. Celery, Celery, My old mum said You can make her come With a stick of celery TaxiMark Sheffield Wednesday Fan Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton
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No longer Barcelona, now living in... 19 Nov 10 5.40am

Quote Eagle on Thames at 18 Nov 2010 9.37pm

Can anyone remember a song about celery that used to be sung in the 80s?

I told my kids and they don't believe it, but I can't remember the words.

Celery, Celery,
If she don't come,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
Tickle her bum
With a stick of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
You can make her come
With a stick of celery

TaxiMark
Sheffield Wednesday Fan
Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton

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Hoof Hearted 19 Nov 10 10.46am
Quote Barcelona Based Fan at 19 Nov 2010 5.40am Quote Eagle on Thames at 18 Nov 2010 9.37pm Can anyone remember a song about celery that used to be sung in the 80s? I told my kids and they don't believe it, but I can't remember the words. Celery, Celery, If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum, With a lump of celery. Celery, Celery, My old mum said Tickle her bum With a stick of celery. Celery, Celery, My old mum said You can make her come With a stick of celery This was started at Chelsea and loads of people started taking sticks of celery to the game and start throwing it as soon as the celery song started up. Eventually celery got banned from the ground!
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Hoof Hearted 19 Nov 10 10.46am

Quote Barcelona Based Fan at 19 Nov 2010 5.40am

Quote Eagle on Thames at 18 Nov 2010 9.37pm

Can anyone remember a song about celery that used to be sung in the 80s?

I told my kids and they don't believe it, but I can't remember the words.

Celery, Celery,
If she don't come,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
Tickle her bum
With a stick of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
You can make her come
With a stick of celery

This was started at Chelsea and loads of people started taking sticks of celery to the game and start throwing it as soon as the celery song started up. Eventually celery got banned from the ground!

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jelholyoake 19 Nov 10 8.48pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 19 Nov 2010 10.46am Quote Barcelona Based Fan at 19 Nov 2010 5.40am Quote Eagle on Thames at 18 Nov 2010 9.37pm Can anyone remember a song about celery that used to be sung in the 80s? I told my kids and they don't believe it, but I can't remember the words. Celery, Celery, If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum, With a lump of celery. Celery, Celery, My old mum said Tickle her bum With a stick of celery. Celery, Celery, My old mum said You can make her come With a stick of celery This was started at Chelsea and loads of people started taking sticks of celery to the game and start throwing it as soon as the celery song started up. Eventually celery got banned from the ground! If i remember rightly Hoof, celery got banned at Chelsk because their fans threw some at Robin Van Persil whilst he was taking a corner in Cup Final in Cardiff. The camera was on him and it hit him on the back of the head. Vince Hilairious it was as the camera panned the floor around him. About £20 worth of veg lain there!! When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.
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jelholyoake

19 Nov 10 8.48pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 19 Nov 2010 10.46am

Quote Barcelona Based Fan at 19 Nov 2010 5.40am

Quote Eagle on Thames at 18 Nov 2010 9.37pm

Can anyone remember a song about celery that used to be sung in the 80s?

I told my kids and they don't believe it, but I can't remember the words.

Celery, Celery,
If she don't come,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
Tickle her bum
With a stick of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
You can make her come
With a stick of celery

This was started at Chelsea and loads of people started taking sticks of celery to the game and start throwing it as soon as the celery song started up. Eventually celery got banned from the ground!

If i remember rightly Hoof, celery got banned at Chelsk because their fans threw some at Robin Van Persil whilst he was taking a corner in Cup Final in Cardiff. The camera was on him and it hit him on the back of the head. Vince Hilairious it was as the camera panned the floor around him. About £20 worth of veg lain there!!

When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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Hoof Hearted 20 Nov 10 10.48am
Quote jelholyoake at 19 Nov 2010 8.48pm Quote Hoof Hearted at 19 Nov 2010 10.46am Quote Barcelona Based Fan at 19 Nov 2010 5.40am Quote Eagle on Thames at 18 Nov 2010 9.37pm Can anyone remember a song about celery that used to be sung in the 80s? I told my kids and they don't believe it, but I can't remember the words. Celery, Celery, If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum, With a lump of celery. Celery, Celery, My old mum said Tickle her bum With a stick of celery. Celery, Celery, My old mum said You can make her come With a stick of celery This was started at Chelsea and loads of people started taking sticks of celery to the game and start throwing it as soon as the celery song started up. Eventually celery got banned from the ground! If i remember rightly Hoof, celery got banned at Chelsk because their fans threw some at Robin Van Persil whilst he was taking a corner in Cup Final in Cardiff. The camera was on him and it hit him on the back of the head. Vince Hilairious it was as the camera panned the floor around him. About £20 worth of veg lain there!! That is probably right Jel, but I think it got banned before that in the 80's when it was originally started, but a revival/retro celery era sprang up more recently and the ongoing ban on celery was forgotten about and they had to ban it again. When I used to go to Chelsea with a schoolmate in the late 60's/70's we always took a big bag of pineapple chunk sweets with us and used to chuck them at the opposition fans. We thought it was great as kids back then, but on reflection it must have hurt and could have done serious damage.. oops.
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Hoof Hearted 20 Nov 10 10.48am

Quote jelholyoake at 19 Nov 2010 8.48pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 19 Nov 2010 10.46am

Quote Barcelona Based Fan at 19 Nov 2010 5.40am

Quote Eagle on Thames at 18 Nov 2010 9.37pm

Can anyone remember a song about celery that used to be sung in the 80s?

I told my kids and they don't believe it, but I can't remember the words.

Celery, Celery,
If she don't come,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
Tickle her bum
With a stick of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
You can make her come
With a stick of celery

This was started at Chelsea and loads of people started taking sticks of celery to the game and start throwing it as soon as the celery song started up. Eventually celery got banned from the ground!

That is probably right Jel, but I think it got banned before that in the 80's when it was originally started, but a revival/retro celery era sprang up more recently and the ongoing ban on celery was forgotten about and they had to ban it again.

When I used to go to Chelsea with a schoolmate in the late 60's/70's we always took a big bag of pineapple chunk sweets with us and used to chuck them at the opposition fans. We thought it was great as kids back then, but on reflection it must have hurt and could have done serious damage.. oops.

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Hoof Hearted 22 Nov 10 11.08am
Feed the Scousers Let them know it's Christmas time and.... Feed the Scousers Let them know it's Christmas time!
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Hoof Hearted 22 Nov 10 11.08am

Feed the Scousers
Let them know it's Christmas time and....
Feed the Scousers
Let them know it's Christmas time!

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