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 lankygit  Lincoln 30 Aug 10 9.54pm |
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After the pub shut the other night we all piled down the bus station to get the bus home. Unfortunately there were not enough seats left on the bus for all of us, and a couple of the lads had to wait for the next one.
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| lankygit Lincoln 30 Aug 10 10.01pm |
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A fishing match for football fans was held on the south bank of the thames in Berkshire during the summer.
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| lankygit Lincoln 30 Aug 10 10.09pm |
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There`s a homeless busker who often appears in town. I always stop to watch him. He only has a drum to play on, but he is just incredible!
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| lankygit Lincoln 31 Aug 10 8.50am |
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During a recent holiday near the Sussex coast,we decided to go for a leisurely hike.It was wonderful,the beautiful rolling landscape,the gently wafting breeze,fresh off the sea-awe inspiring! Edited by lankygit (07 Jul 2011 11.39am)
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| kevpofcpfc 31 Aug 10 8.57pm |
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Before undergoing intensive plastic surgery,a Brighton fan was writing out his will. In it he stated "when I die,I wish to be melted down and turned into plastic cups"
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| BeatsTheEagle Sutton 31 Aug 10 11.30pm |
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I have just got back from a Cricket Tour of Florida.(Yes, you have read that correctly!). We had an arrangement with an American Baseball Team to play them at both Cricket and Baseball. However, there are 25 members in a baseball team, with 9 on the pitch at any one time. We only had 20 members in our entire squad so the american coach asked some of his lads to join us for the baseball. It seems that Brightons reputation has crossed the pond, as a couple of their players wanted to get advice on how to 'Bat For The Other Side'!
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| Icepick Tony Chester 01 Sep 10 12.13am |
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Well, here it is. A mate of mine went for a drink as its his birthday coming up. He bought a round and sat at a table with some mates. Thing is, there were some drinks still on the table. After 15 or so minutes, no-one came to claim the drinks. He, along with his mates, polished off the drinks before popping off to buy some shooters.
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| kevpofcpfc 02 Sep 10 7.06pm |
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A consortium of Brighton fans have just opened up a new attraction called Dinosaur Land.
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 02 Sep 10 7.14pm |
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William Hague has a question for Brighton fans.... How to you counter accusations concerning aides when you have spent the night with a male colleague ?
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Eagle Eye Billy  Coarsegold, CA 02 Sep 10 7.24pm |
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Brighton Fan - when in Tescos, at the Deli, and requiring some fresh salami, do you ask for whole or sliced? Surely sliced gives you more satisfaction as it's kind of like putting money in a money box, and building for a big poochase? (I mean purchase)..
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 03 Sep 10 5.42pm |
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Brighton fans. Jel Holyoake has just tipped burning hot tea down his @rse crack. He needs regular massages of vaseline and monitoring of the temperature of the burn. Brighton fans, do you have anyone experienced in the massaging of vaseline into a man's @nus and the taking of his temperature with an internal probe ? Edited by Forest Hillbilly (03 Sep 2010 5.45pm)
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| jelholyoake 03 Sep 10 6.32pm |
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Quote Forest Hillbilly at 03 Sep 2010 5.42pm
Brighton fans. Jel Holyoake has just tipped burning hot tea down his @rse crack. He needs regular massages of vaseline and monitoring of the temperature of the burn. Brighton fans, do you have anyone experienced in the massaging of vaseline into a man's @nus and the taking of his temperature with an internal probe ? Edited by Forest Hillbilly (03 Sep 2010 5.45pm) Ha, i'm glad you fcuked it up first time and had to edit.
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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