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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Jul 09 1.54pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Another Tribute to Jacko

So you are gone, and in heaven now another star brightly twinkles,
I guess your sitting up on high, thinking bout boys and touching their winkles.

Edited by The Sash (02 Jul 2009 1:55pm)

 


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Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 02 Jul 09 1.57pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

And another...

I did not like the King of Pop,
He really was a nutter,
He used to fondle little boys,
And fill them with "duck butter".

 


Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 02 Jul 09 2.52pm


And another....


Oh Jacko,you had such great hits,
When you got enough,only did you stop,
But where the rot began to set in,
Was watching too much Mini Pops.

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 02 Jul 09 5.30pm

Yet another...

Oh Jacko you had so many friends,
One of which called Ben,
But you'd have been called Mr Paedy,
If you'd been one of the Mr Men.

 


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Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 02 Jul 09 5.35pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

Oh, go on then.

Billie Jean was not your lover,
It was Macauley Culkin,
He wouldn't take you up the bum,
So you spent the whole day sulkin'.

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 02 Jul 09 5.41pm

Ode to La Toya Jackson

I thought that you and Michael
Were the same person,
my point is even more proven now,
we'll never see you in the same room.

Edited by nickgusset (02 Jul 2009 5:43pm)

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 02 Jul 09 5.54pm

Ode to Janet Jackson

You were on diff'rent strokes
when you were younger
your brother michael
stroked
different youngsters

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Jul 09 6.49pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to the Jackson 5

You are down to a foursome
Now you have lost a bro
Every cloud and all of that
Millions from the tribute show

 


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morganistic Flag 02 Jul 09 6.51pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ode to you know who

You were such a dancer
Respect: total max
But then you went and emptied
All those kiddies' scrotal sacs

 


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morganistic Flag 02 Jul 09 7.02pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ode dear

Jackson
Jacksoff
All over little kiddies
And when they took their y-fronts off
He w*nked into their skiddies

 


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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 03 Jul 09 1.51pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote morganistic at 02 Jul 2009 7:02pm

Ode dear

Jackson
Jacksoff
All over little kiddies
And when they took their y-fronts off
He w*nked into their skiddies

Heh heh heh

Thriller was THE Eighties
Like perms and Rubiks Cubes
Little did the public know
You liked youngsters without any pubes

Now some say you are innocent
To others your just a paedo
Personally though I have a sneaky feel
You made Mcauley bleed-o

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 03 Jul 09 2.19pm

Brilliant stuff Sashy...and nick and morg and moose and.......

 


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