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Several things that arouse Cucking Funt
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 PassDribbleShoot  London 29 Nov 12 11.43am |
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311. A Pukka Pie.
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| DanH SW2 29 Nov 12 11.56am |
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312. Brendan Foster
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Seth  On a pale blue dot 29 Nov 12 12.27pm |
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313. Anne Widdecombe in a crotchless burka
"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" |
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 29 Nov 12 3.35pm |
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A creaking se-saw in a deserted children’s playground.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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| Stirlingsays 29 Nov 12 3.39pm |
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315. ....Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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| DanH SW2 29 Nov 12 3.47pm |
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316. The Mona Lisa
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 29 Nov 12 3.58pm |
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317. Jawa traders from the Star Wars films
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| Stirlingsays 29 Nov 12 4.11pm |
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3.18. Dr Strangelove's assistant, Nurse Fistmecrack.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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Mongo Like Clunge  Bumfuck City, Texas 29 Nov 12 4.17pm |
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319. Provocatively malformed vegetables.
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| PassDribbleShoot London 29 Nov 12 5.18pm |
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320. A packet of Custard Creams
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| matt_himself Matataland 29 Nov 12 5.19pm |
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321. The film 'American History X'.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 29 Nov 12 5.57pm |
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322 The late Cyril Fletchers semen encrusted burgundy velvet smoking jacket Edited by The Sash (29 Nov 2012 5.57pm)
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