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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 25 Feb 09 5.23pm

What’s the difference between Jade and a tube of toothpaste?

The toothpaste will last until Easter.

 

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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john_the_eagle Flag Amsterdam 25 Feb 09 6.44pm

Quote miles18 at 25 Feb 2009 1:14am

Another s*** joke about cancer?

Oh goody.


Jade goody has been cheered up by one bit of good news today.

She got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer.


If you have the Jade goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it?

Mine only goes up to March.


Jade goody has said she hasn't told her kids about her illness as she doesn't want them worrying about the 'C' word.

But I'm sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a 'c***'.

I used to really get turned on by women with shaved pussies, but now everytime I see a bald c*** it just reminds me of Jade goody.


Really shouldn't laugh but those are f***ing funny!

 

"I have said many times before I would play here all my life if I could. " - Julian Speroni, 17th May 2010


JOHN THE EAGLE RIP 23/05/10
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lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 25 Feb 09 7.11pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

 

When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.
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lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 25 Feb 09 7.12pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.
I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to f*** the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a s*** on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.
Let's see Crimewatch f***ing stage a reconstruction of that!!!!

 

When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.
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Barcelona Based Fan Flag No longer Barcelona, now living in... 03 Mar 09 1.40pm Send a Private Message to Barcelona Based Fan Add Barcelona Based Fan as a friend

A woman is sitting in a bar and orders a bottle of champagne,she then pulls down her skirt and moves aside her G sring and pours the champagne all down her pussy!
The amazed barman said "why did you waste that champagne like that"? she replied "Iv'e just won the lottery and that's the only C*nt I'm sharing it with"


A guy asks a Woman "you want to play magic" She asks
"what is magic?" he says "we go to my place we drink we f+ck ,you disappear!"


The Lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my Birthday.
Very nice! but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna Watch! Boom boom

Edited by Barcelona Based Fan (03 Mar 2009 1:47pm)

 

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teejay61 Flag The Cup of Sid 16 Mar 09 10.29pm Send a Private Message to teejay61 Add teejay61 as a friend

Q - what's the first sign of madness ?

A - Suggs walking up your garden path !


(i'll get me coat)

 

Supporting the mighty CPFC since September 1971
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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 17 Mar 09 11.10am

What's grey and sings?
Elephants Gerald.

 

I know you are but what am I?

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regal_eagle Flag somewhere 17 Mar 09 11.21am Send a Private Message to regal_eagle Add regal_eagle as a friend

What's Mr.T's favourite yogurt?

Petit Filous!

 
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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 18 Mar 09 2.31pm

Quote regal_eagle at 17 Mar 2009 11:21am

What's Mr.T's favourite yogurt?

Petit Filous!

I know he hates the Blancmange, and detests the Trifle.

But he pities, the Fool.

 

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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Where E@gles D@re Flag Croydon 20 Mar 09 2.13pm Send a Private Message to Where E@gles D@re Add Where E@gles D@re as a friend

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He (K)needed a s**t

 

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Where E@gles D@re Flag Croydon 20 Mar 09 2.36pm Send a Private Message to Where E@gles D@re Add Where E@gles D@re as a friend

two car batteries walk into a pub...

barman says "I'll serve you but don't start anything"

 

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miles18 Flag Telford 22 Mar 09 2.39pm

Wife gets naked n asks husband "what turns u on more... My prettyface or sexy body?" hubby looks her up and down and replies "ur f***in sense of humour!!"

 


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