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I say,I say,I say......crap joke thread #2
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 monkey  Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 23 Aug 18 6.34pm |
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Originally posted by Pete53
Q. What were the worst two winters of the 20th century? A. Mike and Bernie Whooooooosh!! The sound of that one going straight over the youngsters heads
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 23 Aug 18 6.36pm |
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I once thought I had a Japanese friend But it was just my imagine Asian
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| BudgiesBeak London 24 Aug 18 3.38pm |
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I told my mother I've got this dead bee in my sink. I asked her what I should do. She said "Get a spoon, put it in the toilet and pull the chain". Then I said "Done that, now what should I do with the bee?"
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 25 Aug 18 5.37pm |
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My Grandad was a baker in the Army!! He went in all buns glazing!!
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| Midlands Eagle 25 Aug 18 6.42pm |
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Originally posted by BudgiesBeak
I told my mother I've got this dead bee in my sink. I asked her what I should do. She said "Get a spoon, put it in the toilet and pull the chain". Then I said "Done that, now what should I do with the bee?" "Pull the chain" That shows how old that joke is
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Park Road  26 Aug 18 7.53am |
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When on holiday, how do you find the best LSD hotspots?...
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| Badger11 Beckenham 26 Aug 18 8.26am |
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Originally posted by Park Road
When on holiday, how do you find the best LSD hotspots?... When I die I want to go like my Grandad, peaceful in his sleep... Not kicking and screaming like his passengers.
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| BudgiesBeak London 26 Aug 18 11.15am |
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Anyone know how to cancel an eBay bid? I've just bid on a Mickey Mouse outfit, and I'm now 10 minutes away from owning Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 Aug 18 6.09pm |
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Woman goes to the Doctors and says "I'm getting too much discharge". Doctor says "Pop your knickers off and slip onto the bed". He puts on his latex gloves and applies 3 fingers into her v*****. "How does that feel?" he asks. "f***ing lovely" she replies "But the discharge is in my ear!"
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 31 Aug 18 1.31pm |
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Arthur Smith delivers an absolute belter. Very NSFW.
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| Park Road 06 Sep 18 12.08pm |
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What do you call a cheap circumcision
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chateauferret  06 Sep 18 9.50pm |
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What do you call two accordions in a skip? A start.
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