Come you tease

Raised on a diet of broken biscuits

I guess that, having a username that rhymes with hers, it's inevitable that I'll be cropping up rather a lot in these limericks.

I know that she lives in Epsom. It wouldn't be hard to actually find her address.

Lets cut out all this cyber bullying, light some torches, get some pitchforks and march on her house and then burn her at the stake the witch!!

Lets stop fannying around and do a proper job!!

By the way I was being sarcastic in case anyone was actually up for this!

Not condoning what she did. But it should be sorted between FH and herself.

Others on here have done a lot worse and got clean away with it without getting their dirty laundry flashed about. And I'm saying no more on that, so it's pointless people asking me about it, those involved will no doubt know that I'm referring to them. And as such my "high-horse" stance is as justified as theirs.

Also, not sure while people are riled by the Chelsea logo, everyone knew she was Chelsea and she made no secret about that.

All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such

Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

the amount was 15,
but nowhere to be seen.
she looked a bit of a bandit,
if you know what i mean.

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