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Spiderman Horsham 21 Jul 22 7.01pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
A Congressman is asking that Bill Gates be brought before a committee to explain why he is purchasing vast amounts of farmland in the United States while at the same time telling Americans to stop eating meat. Maybe he is going to grow beans
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Stirlingsays 21 Jul 22 7.04pm | |
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Originally posted by Spiderman
Maybe he is going to grow beans Maybe.
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Teddy Eagle 21 Jul 22 7.26pm | |
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Originally posted by Spiderman
Maybe he is going to grow beans
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 21 Jul 22 8.20pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
It's being reported that Joe Biden has tested positive for COVID-19. Imagine my shock. It was predicted with all the hand shaking he does meeting his peoples! May I be the first on H.O.L to wish you a speedy recovery mr president, the whole of H.O.L are keeping you in their prayers! May I offer you a great tip mr president that worked well in the other side of the pond, get yourself into the best room in a hospital, tv, port, great food, and a nice oxygen machine to breath the finest air, have a few days to relax, chill, eat well and guzzle the finest wine or port! Let your p.a let slip to the press that you almost died over night, you are a fighter thou, theres still work to be done! Come out and half the country will be red eyed, clapping you, wishing you well, try not to laugh at the fools!: God bless you mr president, and god bless the united states of America- from ALL on the H.O.L!
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cryrst The garden of England 21 Jul 22 8.29pm | |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
It was predicted with all the hand shaking he does meeting his peoples! May I be the first on H.O.L to wish you a speedy recovery mr president, the whole of H.O.L are keeping you in their prayers! May I offer you a great tip mr president that worked well in the other side of the pond, get yourself into the best room in a hospital, tv, port, great food, and a nice oxygen machine to breath the finest air, have a few days to relax, chill, eat well and guzzle the finest wine or port! Let your p.a let slip to the press that you almost died over night, you are a fighter thou, theres still work to be done! Come out and half the country will be red eyed, clapping you, wishing you well, try not to laugh at the fools!: God bless you mr president, and god bless the united states of America- from ALL on the H.O.L! Light ale attack
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Teddy Eagle 21 Jul 22 8.37pm | |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
It was predicted with all the hand shaking he does meeting his peoples! May I be the first on H.O.L to wish you a speedy recovery mr president, the whole of H.O.L are keeping you in their prayers! May I offer you a great tip mr president that worked well in the other side of the pond, get yourself into the best room in a hospital, tv, port, great food, and a nice oxygen machine to breath the finest air, have a few days to relax, chill, eat well and guzzle the finest wine or port! Let your p.a let slip to the press that you almost died over night, you are a fighter thou, theres still work to be done! Come out and half the country will be red eyed, clapping you, wishing you well, try not to laugh at the fools!: God bless you mr president, and god bless the united states of America- from ALL on the H.O.L! The world will have to cope as well as it can without his masterly command of international diplomacy and the whole geo -political situation. Luckily his equally adept VP is there to pick up the slack.
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 21 Jul 22 8.37pm | |
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Originally posted by cryrst
Light ale attack Not, have given up touching the brew in the week mate, it was going down to well, im on the tea and cola at night!
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 21 Jul 22 8.38pm | |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
The world will have to cope as well as it can without his masterly command of international diplomacy and the whole geo -political situation. Luckily his equally adept VP is there to pick up the slack. It worked here Teddy- lucky we had dom to pick up the slack!
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 21 Jul 22 8.39pm | |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
It worked here Teddy- lucky we had dom to pick up the slack! Or was he on another holiday?
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Teddy Eagle 21 Jul 22 8.43pm | |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
It worked here Teddy- lucky we had dom to pick up the slack! And we didn't elect Private Godfrey to run the country. If they just tell him the doctors are foreign ambassadors he won't even realise he's ill.
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 21 Jul 22 8.57pm | |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
And we didn't elect Private Godfrey to run the country. If they just tell him the doctors are foreign ambassadors he won't even realise he's ill. You on the bru to Teddy?
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Teddy Eagle 21 Jul 22 9.06pm | |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
You on the bru to Teddy? Irn Bru? No.
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