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| fubar 15 Aug 10 9.53pm | |
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I got home from work the other day and was looking around for my keys to let me in through the kitchen door, which is at the rear of my house (as most doors are on this thread). Somehow I'd lost them so I had to call in the locksmith, but when he came he was a locksmith with a twist! he was a breakdancing locksmith and he did a very good windmill, crazy legs and various headspins before he let me in. Brighton fans: Have you ever had your back door opened with the help of poppers?
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 Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 17 Aug 10 9.02pm |
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Brighton AHA v Young Boys In your fucking dreams.... Edited by Forest Hillbilly (17 Aug 2010 9.03pm)
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| fubar 19 Aug 10 9.20pm | |
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My missus is in a right old state today. She was helping her friend move houses and was carrying some furniture around the outside of said friends house when she noticed she'd lost her watch, which deeply upset her as it was a birthday gift from her parents. Brighton fans: Have you ever lost your wrist watch in a friends back passage? Edited by fubar (19 Aug 2010 9.20pm)
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 20 Aug 10 6.11am |
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i was working on a construction site yesterday. Actually i was part of the workforce undertaking improvements to the A23 (Brighton Road). Unfortunately some of the tarmac delivery drivers weren't very adept with positioning, and on several occasions tarmac spilled into some of the open service ducts. Brighton fans, have you ever had one of those days where burly truckers keep dumping their loads into your manholes ?
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lanzarote ron  East Grinstead 21 Aug 10 10.10am |
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I've just bought a cafe.We're a bit short of space because when the customers leave they don't replace the seats.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| Pinot Griggsio Down the road from the Withdean ! 24 Aug 10 6.01pm |
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My mate's a Spurs fan and he is anxious about the second leg fixture for their champs league qualifyer. It's a vital match at White Hart Lane and there is a deficite to make up on the aggregate score.
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 26 Aug 10 3.09am |
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They did it.
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| jelholyoake 26 Aug 10 11.30pm |
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I love chess and my mate i play with dresses like royalty for our games. The only trouble is-he has a terrible temper. Just the other day he picked up a piece that he had won off me and whacked it against the wall. My question Brighton fans is, how can i stop a Queen from bashing my bishop?
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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| lankygit Lincoln 27 Aug 10 8.31am |
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My daughter works in a chemists shop (actually true).The other day a Brighton fan came in to buy a jar of Vaseline.
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| lankygit Lincoln 27 Aug 10 8.44am |
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There is an equine animal sanctuary in one of my neighbouring villages.Yesterday afternoon a stray arrow from the archery club next door injured a mule there.This morning the poor animal was quite distressed,the wound being very swollen and sore. Brighton fans: do you know of any remedies for an inflamed ass after penetration?
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 27 Aug 10 2.05pm |
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I don't get this thread. Is there something about Gays in Brighton?
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 28 Aug 10 1.50am |
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A mate of mine went on a stag do to Brighton (despite warnings). Police are asking - are there any Brighton fans who can help in a reconstruction?
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