I wonder if the new stand will be diagonal as well, bit like the leaning tower of Pisa

If someone's took a dump in the Chicken Bovril.

Looks kike its painted on their bodies, looks s***e

The mountains are calling & I must go.

If any of us live long enough to see either it, or affordable time travel.

Red and Blue Army!

Normally I'd completely agree with you Old Geezer. I can't remember the last time I really liked one of our kits, not once I got past 21 years of age anyway, and even if I really liked a kit we brought out I probably wouldn't buy it - I'm not a replica shirt kind of guy. Usually I shrug at the new kit and forget about it.

However...

This one is so very bad that for the first time I'm actually annoyed at having to watch the team play in it. I dislike it so much that I've taken a minute to consider why. I think it's three things:

1. It's just so s*** looking. Even if you'd never seen a football kit before in your life and you were shown ten examples including ours, you'd know ours was awful, just on its merits.

2. You can't go five minutes without some idiot taking it upon themselves to make a significant, unwanted and poorly judged change to some part of football. From VAR to Thursday night games to European super leagues, some arsehole always thinks they know better than to stick with the recipe which made football an international success and cultural cornerstone. 'What's that you say, they've played in either red and blue stripes or a sash on white background for fifty years, and are synonymous with that unique heritage? Well, the making of unnecessary changes is what I'm all about, and I've got a GCSE in social media so I know best. Now, here's your s*** kit.'

3. Who asked for this? Who was consulted? It's the arrogance of it that irritates me.

Anyway, the good thing is that it's only here for one year,though Christ knows what's coming next if they think this is OK.

i dont know why people keep rattling on about buying it.
Buying it is, a side show, an extra, a novelty.
nobody cares.

People are offended because The Palace will be turning out in it.
As i joked earlier, we'll care less if were winning.
Its not pleasing on the eye though.
(away , yellow sash is fine)

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.