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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 9.23am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Alexandra


When we first saw you come through
the X Factor dry iced fog
We screamed "f*** me, cant you see" its Ugo Ehiough
So now what if you can sing the high notes to Hallelujiah or Jackos Thriller
When you look like you've played centre back for Brums finest, Aston Villa ?


Edited by The Sash (27 Feb 2009 10:52am)

 

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Quote The Sash at 27 Feb 2009 9:23am

Ode to Alexandra

When we first saw you come through
the X Factor dry iced fog
We screamed "f*** me" its Ugo Ehiough
So what if you can sing Hallelujiah or Thriller
When you look like you should play for Villa ?


Edited by The Sash (27 Feb 2009 9:26am)



I gotta stop doing this.People'll start thinking I'm just post collecting.

 

I know you are but what am I?

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 9.39am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

I havent posted on this for a bit DRT and I am on a roll

I had a read through the whole thread

Nicks Bill Wyman and Morgs Hasslehoff had me wetting my pants

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 9.49am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Another Ode to Vanessa Paradis

Sexy sleek and playful
As French as garlic Boursin
I cant get the thought out of my head
Of smashing your back doors in.

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 10.49am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Madonna

You apsire to English country girl
Although you are quite slutty
I saw your pic in your underpants
Is that a hairy bacon butty ?

You've split from your Brit hubby
The Mockney t*** Guy Ritchie
From what you've said about him
It makes you seem quite bitchy

You're no longer a like a virgin
Or snogging Britney Spears
The one thing about you thats quite English though
Is your tits droop like spaniels ears

Edited by The Sash (27 Feb 2009 11:05am)

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 11.08am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Another Ode to Cliff

You've been going 50 years
You starred with Una Stubbs
Keeping clear of ladies, smoking, betting shops and pubs.

Music trends just pass you by
Metal, Ska and Punk
That youthful face, that peachy skin
Great advert for drinking spunk

Edited by The Sash (27 Feb 2009 11:16am)

 

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Ode to Sash
Posting gold, gold,
Always wetwipe your a*seho-ole,
It gets rid of clagnuts you know
You're indefatigaba-alll!

Ode to Holly Johnston
''Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come.''
i've tried this,
and maybe i'm dumb,
but there was jizz all over the shop,
And then some!

So tell me Holly Johnston mate,
tell me if you can,
does this only really work,
in the bottom of a man?

If so count me out my chum,
I'm more into v@ginas,
But get too damned excited,
and stain their panty liners.

But you guys go for hours,
thrusting out and in,
and gush up 15 teaspoons,
in Frankie's large intestine

Edited by morganistic (27 Feb 2009 11:17am)

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 11.18am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote morganistic at 27 Feb 2009 11:15am

Ode to Sash
Posting gold, gold,
Always wetwipe your a*seho-ole,
It gets rid of clagnuts you know
You're indefatigaba-alll!

Ode to Holly Johnston
''Relax, don't do it
When you wanna come.''
i've tried this,
and maybe i'm dumb,
but there was jizz all over the shop,
And then some!

So tell me Holly Johnston mate,
tell me if you can,
does this only really work,
in the bottom of a man?

If so count me out my chum,
I'm more into v@ginas,
But get too damned excited,
and stain their panty liners.

But you guys go for hours,
thrusting out and in,
and gush up 15 teaspoons,
in Frankie's large intestine

Edited by morganistic (27 Feb 2009 11:17am)

I am so on a roll mate, read the thread and these two of many need a bump

Wyman by Nick and Hasselhoff by your good self.

Platinum.


Edited by The Sash (27 Feb 2009 11:22am)

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 12.38pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Boyzone

I never got their twee take on pop
I would't want to see 'em
Although I like to give a kick
To Keatings pereneaum

Now Louis Walsh I blame you
For this teenage rite of passage
You did the sums and sucked their plums
And gave Gateley prostate massage

Now Keating just does adverts
For Nintendo DS lite
Whilst you rake in the millions
You short arsed fat gobs***e

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 1.30pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Whitney

The young Whitney we so loved you
So bouncy and so pretty
Then you met that Bobby Brown
Things started to get s***ty
Guns and drugs and fights and spats
Bobby was a nutter
Bit by bit the stupid prick
Dragged you to further to the gutter
Now wheres the girl we used to love
The world used to adore
She's broke, alone, forgotten
A used up skank crack whore

 

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morganistic Flag 27 Feb 09 1.39pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ali Campbell
UB40?
Bollocks.
You've gotta be well into your 50s at least mate

 

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morganistic Flag 27 Feb 09 2.12pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Big appetite
Has Alison Moyet
Bet she's handy with a sex toy, ay?

Edited by morganistic (27 Feb 2009 2:12pm)

 

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