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 Cucking Funt  Clapham on the Back 08 Dec 06 7.09pm |
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Have to say, Chollis me old mate, your fireman joke has gone down very well in this neck of the woods.
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 Moose In the sewer pipe... 08 Dec 06 8.12pm |
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Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 4:16pm
I suffer from a form of dyslexia, you have now offended me! HOW DARE YOU!!!! Here you go then. Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who was found dead in the oven? Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who couldn't have sex? Did you hear about the dyslexic homeless guy? Why was the water in the dyslexic's toilet bowl bright red? Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? Did you hear about that new group DAM? Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to. |
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| paperhat croydon 08 Dec 06 9.07pm |
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a paedo and a small child are walking thru a dark forest when the kid starts to cry, "what are you crying for?" asks the paedo, "i'm scared" says the kid, "scared?, at least you're with someone, i've got to walk out of here alone......" replies the paedo
Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan |
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| chollis Dingly Dell 09 Dec 06 11.00am |
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Quote Cucking Funt at 08 Dec 2006 7:09pm
Have to say, Chollis me old mate, your fireman joke has gone down very well in this neck of the woods.
I liked that one Cucking, but to be fair it was braunstoneagle that alerted me to it from the link he posted. Cheers anyway cucking!
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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| chollis Dingly Dell 09 Dec 06 11.14am |
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A man goes into the pub, orders a scotch and shouts out....all you lot over there are cvnts and all you lot over there are wnakers. Not getting a reaction he orders another scotch and downs it...then shouts out..did you hear me...all you lot over there are cvnts and all you lot over there are wnakers! Still no reaction..so he orders another scotch, downs it and says....RIGHT..all you lot over there are cvnts and all you lot over there are wnankers!! One bloke stands up and protests....I'm not a cvnt mate! The scotch drinker replies...All right mate, get over there with the wnakers then!
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 09 Dec 06 11.41am |
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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 09 Dec 06 11.43am |
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? One, but you have to throw it really hard.
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 09 Dec 06 11.56am |
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What's red, slimy, and crawls up womens' legs? A homesick abortion.
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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eryr  Caerphillydelphia 11 Dec 06 11.05am |
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Little Johnny in the bath with his mother, 'Mum, what is that?' pointing to her vag.
Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori "Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts". "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright |
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| MattEagle Kent 11 Dec 06 11.51am |
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Quote eryr at 11 Dec 2006 11:05am
Little Johnny in the bath with his mother, 'Mum, what is that?' pointing to her vag.
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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 11 Dec 06 1.28pm |
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A little boy walks into the bedroom just as his dad is putting on a condom "What are you doing daddy?"
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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| Pikester Worthing 20 Dec 06 11.16am |
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What? 'Ever' Ever??? Oh well, welcome back. Now can someone please let Petealitor back in for Christmas??
You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name. |
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