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Piper  BROMLEY 12 Oct 11 1.13pm |
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The Bangkok skirts are taking the city by storm...
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Attachment: | jamiemartin721 Reading 12 Oct 11 3.11pm |
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Quote Mr Statto at 11 Oct 2011 7.08pm
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Quote Piper at 11 Oct 2011 1.08pm
Incentives can cause miracles!
Girls in wheelchairs are sexy. Easier to catch you mean! As long as you remember to 'initiate foreplay at the bottom of the hill'
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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| miles18 Telford 12 Oct 11 4.37pm |
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Brought an ipad & Steve Jobs dies, brought a Blackberry & BBM dies, so I've just invested in an Brighton calender..... fingers crossed!
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| Piper BROMLEY 13 Oct 11 9.15pm |
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It can't be done? Where there's a will there's a way...
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| Piper BROMLEY 15 Oct 11 12.30am |
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Can a story be true and funny? A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases: A. B. C. D.
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 serial thriller The Promised Land 16 Oct 11 3.31pm |
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Quote Piper at 15 Oct 2011 12.30am
Can a story be true and funny? A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases: A. B. C. D.
If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4 |
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 St Patrick Wimbledon 16 Oct 11 7.58pm |
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Quote miles18 at 12 Oct 2011 4.37pm
Brought an ipad & Steve Jobs dies, brought a Blackberry & BBM dies, so I've just invested in an Brighton calender..... fingers crossed! I hope your wish doesn't work out.
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| crystal balls The Garden of Earthly Delights 16 Oct 11 8.04pm |
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Quote St Patrick at 16 Oct 2011 7.58pm
Quote miles18 at 12 Oct 2011 4.37pm
Brought an ipad & Steve Jobs dies, brought a Blackberry & BBM dies, so I've just invested in an Brighton calender..... fingers crossed! I hope your wish doesn't work out.
I used to be immortal |
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| St Patrick Wimbledon 16 Oct 11 8.04pm |
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE. A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne... The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me... I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my Gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.' 'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied.
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| crystal balls The Garden of Earthly Delights 16 Oct 11 8.14pm |
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Quote St Patrick at 16 Oct 2011 8.04pm
WHAT A COINCIDENCE. A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne... The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me... I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my Gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.' 'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied.
You must've heard that from a pipe player, surely?
I used to be immortal |
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Oct 11 1.57pm |
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Quote Piper at 15 Oct 2011 12.30am
Can a story be true and funny? A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases: A. B. C. D. US or UK billion? Makes a big difference.
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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Seth  On a pale blue dot 18 Oct 11 2.11pm |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 17 Oct 2011 1.57pm
Quote Piper at 15 Oct 2011 12.30am
Can a story be true and funny? A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases: A. B. C. D. US or UK billion? Makes a big difference.
It was obviously referring to US$'s though rather than £'s as most of the idiots who keep this kind of crap circulating are American: Edited by Seth (18 Oct 2011 2.12pm)
"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" |
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