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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 3.33pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote morganistic at 26 Feb 2009 3:27pm

long may it continue mate


he's the meanest rhymer on the board
is the mighty sash
and if he wants
he can go to bed
with don rogers tache

Ode to Kate Bush

Wuthering Heights was an amazing hit
You sang it all magical and mystic
But one young lad just sat and w***ed
His name was Morganistic


Morgs, Your thread, you should send these in and see how many would make it into print.

Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 3:35pm)

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 3.36pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 26 Feb 2009 3:30pm

Fame at last!

Dont be too happy DRT - It rhymes with rash and Gash for a start so you could be in trouble when Morgs hits his stride ..


 

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Quote The Sash at 26 Feb 2009 3:36pm

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 26 Feb 2009 3:30pm

Fame at last!

Dont be too happy DRT - It rhymes with rash and Gash for a start so you could be in trouble when Morgs hits his stride ..


So does Sash.

 

I know you are but what am I?

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 3.42pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 26 Feb 2009 3:39pm

Quote The Sash at 26 Feb 2009 3:36pm

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 26 Feb 2009 3:30pm

Fame at last!

Dont be too happy DRT - It rhymes with rash and Gash for a start so you could be in trouble when Morgs hits his stride ..


So does Sash.

f*** it.....


 

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An Ode to Liam Gallagher

He goes out drinking in all the clubs
He's gobby cos he's ballsy
But watch him dancing on the stage
Like a mong with cerebral palsy

 
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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 3.46pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 26 Feb 2009 3:42pm

An Ode to Liam Gallagher

He goes out drinking in all the clubs
He's gobby cos he's ballsy
But watch him dancing on the stage
Like a mong with cerebral palsy


 

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SpikeyMatt Flag Fishing for condiments 26 Feb 09 3.48pm Send a Private Message to SpikeyMatt Add SpikeyMatt as a friend

My lyrical genius doesn't stretch as far as others' I know, but I enjoy writing these anyway. It distracts me from uni work. This is probably my favourite ever HOL thread. Bloomin' hilarious, it's something to be proud of.

Ode to Blue

You helped shower the pop music scene in turd,
You once teamed up with Elton John,
For you, sorry is obviously the hardest word.

 

Twitter!

Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba
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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 3.48pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Motorhead

Heavy Metal giants
With songs that rock like AC/DC's
I was dissapointed when I saw you at the Odeon
Cos your fans all smelt of faeces


Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 3:50pm)

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 3.56pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Short Ode to Billy Bragg

Billy Bragg, Essex Slag

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 4.08pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Teenage Ode to Debbie Harry

I loved you Debbie but not your tunes
My taste was more The Stranglers
Problem is
You made me full of jizz
in my barely hairy danglers

Knocking one out to the Men in Black
The thought really was quite frightly
So I made the choice to love your voice
And then knocked one out twice nightly.

*I have really got to stop now......

 

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morganistic Flag 26 Feb 09 4.13pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote The Sash at 26 Feb 2009 3:33pm

Quote morganistic at 26 Feb 2009 3:27pm

long may it continue mate


he's the meanest rhymer on the board
is the mighty sash
and if he wants
he can go to bed
with don rogers tache

Ode to Kate Bush

Wuthering Heights was an amazing hit
You sang it all magical and mystic
But one young lad just sat and w***ed
His name was Morganistic


Morgs, Your thread, you should send these in and see how many would make it into print.

Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 3:35pm)


not mine sash
this thread's the spawn of nick
i ain't after ode de glory.
that would be just sick

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 4.29pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote morganistic at 26 Feb 2009 4:13pm

Quote The Sash at 26 Feb 2009 3:33pm

Quote morganistic at 26 Feb 2009 3:27pm

long may it continue mate


he's the meanest rhymer on the board
is the mighty sash
and if he wants
he can go to bed
with don rogers tache

Ode to Kate Bush

Wuthering Heights was an amazing hit
You sang it all magical and mystic
But one young lad just sat and w***ed
His name was Morganistic


Morgs, Your thread, you should send these in and see how many would make it into print.

Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 3:35pm)


not mine sash
this thread's the spawn of nick
i ain't after ode de glory.
that would be just sick

So it is I thought it was yours
Up to you then Nick
I think it must be worth a go
But then I am a stupid prick

 

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