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Rogers the legend Auckland 07 Nov 08 1.25am | |
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While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Archie Griffen |
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Rogers the legend Auckland 07 Nov 08 3.39am | |
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There's this woman and she's really ugly, she's so ugly that she can't get a man or get laid no mater what she doe's, she's tried everything to no avail. One day she gets talking to a friend, who informs her that she has a Chineses doctor who can perform miracles. "If he can't solve your problem no one can". So full of hope she goe's for an appointment. "Please sit" he says "What is ploblem" "I can't get a man no mater what I do" she says "OK take off all your clothes" he says This she does "Get on hands and knees" "Now crawl toward me" This she does "Now turn round, crawl back" This she does "Now put on your clothes" She finishes dressing herself and sits down. " Well is there anything wrong with me?" she asks. "Yes......you have Ed Zakerley disease" he replies "Ed Zakerley disease....what that?" "Well no mater which way round you are you look Ed Zakerley the same to me"!!!
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Archie Griffen |
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ReichEagles 21 Nov 08 5.59pm | |
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Prepare this may offend most people you know that Baby P?
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Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 21 Nov 08 11.53pm | |
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Quote ReichEagles at 21 Nov 2008 5:59pm
Prepare this may offend most people you know that Baby P?
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collier row eagle romford essex via another galaxy 02 Dec 08 6.20pm | |
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Quote ReichEagles at 21 Nov 2008 5:59pm
Prepare this may offend most people you know that Baby P? Booooooooooooo
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eryr Caerphillydelphia 04 Dec 08 12.47pm | |
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Love this...
Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori "Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts". "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright |
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morganistic 07 Dec 08 11.55am | |
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what have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common? you push them both to one side and carry on eating
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Johnny Eagles berlin 11 Dec 08 9.14am | |
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I was speeding down the motorway at 100mph in my lorry when a motorbike came up along side me.
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 11 Dec 08 6.30pm | |
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How do you make Welsh cheese?
I know you are but what am I? |
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MUNDESLEY LEICESTER 14 Dec 08 9.36pm | |
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What's green and smells of pork ? Kermit's middle finger
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Uncle Focker 15 Dec 08 12.08pm | |
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The Met Police have finally admitted that hey got it wrong on the shooting of Charles de Menezes. They were really after his naughty brother Dennis.
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braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 15 Dec 08 4.18pm | |
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Quote Uncle Focker at 15 Dec 2008 12:08pm
The Met Police have finally admitted that hey got it wrong on the shooting of Charles de Menezes. They were really after his naughty brother Dennis.
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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