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DeSouza In a cave 08 Dec 06 4.16pm
Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 4:10pm Quote Kermit8 at 08 Dec 2006 4:07pm Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 3:55pm Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:50pm How many jews can you fit into a mini? 1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray... How do get 100 orphans into a phone box? Tell them its a call from they're mum. How do you get them back out again? Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!" sorry mate, it's ''their'' That's interesting, Morg. Saw your name and had me laugh ready at the gate, read the reply, realised it wasn't funny, but still couldn't stop the chortle. You're my very own Tommy Cooper. oh no, that's Bill Bailey syndrome. i just find bad grammar really offensive kermit. my mum suffers from really bad grammar and i challenge anyone here with bad grammar running in the family to not be offended by it I suffer from a form of dyslexia, you have now offended me! HOW DARE YOU!!!! BUMP
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In a cave 08 Dec 06 4.16pm

Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 4:10pm

Quote Kermit8 at 08 Dec 2006 4:07pm

Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 3:55pm

Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:50pm

How many jews can you fit into a mini?

1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray...

How do get 100 orphans into a phone box?

Tell them its a call from they're mum.

How do you get them back out again?

Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!"

sorry mate, it's ''their''

That's interesting, Morg. Saw your name and had me laugh ready at the gate, read the reply, realised it wasn't funny, but still couldn't stop the chortle. You're my very own Tommy Cooper.

oh no, that's Bill Bailey syndrome. i just find bad grammar really offensive kermit. my mum suffers from really bad grammar and i challenge anyone here with bad grammar running in the family to not be offended by it

I suffer from a form of dyslexia, you have now offended me! HOW DARE YOU!!!!

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jj101189 Addington 08 Dec 06 4.17pm
Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 4:10pm Quote Kermit8 at 08 Dec 2006 4:07pm Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 3:55pm Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:50pm How many jews can you fit into a mini? 1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray... How do get 100 orphans into a phone box? Tell them its a call from they're mum. How do you get them back out again? Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!" sorry mate, it's ''their'' That's interesting, Morg. Saw your name and had me laugh ready at the gate, read the reply, realised it wasn't funny, but still couldn't stop the chortle. You're my very own Tommy Cooper. oh no, that's Bill Bailey syndrome. i just find bad grammar really offensive kermit. my mum suffers from really bad grammar and i challenge anyone here with bad grammar running in the family to not be offended by it Man I hate bad grammar too. The worst is when people say, for example, "I hope your well" Fcuking idiots! It's "I hope you're well" Right thought I'd just get that off my chest. You know what the trouble is Brucie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.
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Addington 08 Dec 06 4.17pm

Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 4:10pm

Quote Kermit8 at 08 Dec 2006 4:07pm

Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 3:55pm

Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:50pm

How many jews can you fit into a mini?

1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray...

How do get 100 orphans into a phone box?

Tell them its a call from they're mum.

How do you get them back out again?

Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!"

sorry mate, it's ''their''

That's interesting, Morg. Saw your name and had me laugh ready at the gate, read the reply, realised it wasn't funny, but still couldn't stop the chortle. You're my very own Tommy Cooper.

Man I hate bad grammar too.

The worst is when people say, for example,
"I hope your well"

Fcuking idiots!
It's "I hope you're well"

Right thought I'd just get that off my chest.

You know what the trouble is Brucie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.

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Perry Suckling South Croydon 08 Dec 06 4.17pm
And on a serial killer theme.... What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common? Neither of them can finish a sentence. Shipman's last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it, he replied that it was OK but he could've murdered a nan. Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience." The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club. He said: "He had a lethal jab". It's been said Harold Shipman was a bit of a lady killer, maybe thats got something to do with the fact that he's well hung! [Link] [Link]
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And on a serial killer theme....

What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common?
Neither of them can finish a sentence.

Shipman's last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it, he replied that it was OK but he could've murdered a nan.

Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience."

The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club. He said: "He had a lethal jab".

It's been said Harold Shipman was a bit of a lady killer, maybe thats got something to do with the fact that he's well hung!

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morganistic 08 Dec 06 4.18pm
ah fck sorry DeSouza. look at me, not capping sht up. what a joke [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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08 Dec 06 4.18pm

ah f*ck sorry DeSouza. look at me, not capping sh*t up. what a joke

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Kermit8 Hevon 08 Dec 06 4.20pm
Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 4:10pm Quote Kermit8 at 08 Dec 2006 4:07pm Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 3:55pm Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:50pm How many jews can you fit into a mini? 1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray... How do get 100 orphans into a phone box? Tell them its a call from they're mum. How do you get them back out again? Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!" sorry mate, it's ''their'' That's interesting, Morg. Saw your name and had me laugh ready at the gate, read the reply, realised it wasn't funny, but still couldn't stop the chortle. You're my very own Tommy Cooper. oh no, that's Bill Bailey syndrome. i just find bad grammar really offensive kermit. my mum suffers from really bad grammar and i challenge anyone here with bad grammar running in the family to not be offended by it I'm not going to find your next funny post even the slightest bit amusing even if it's the best one yet in order to balance the books. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 08 Dec 06 4.20pm

Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 4:10pm

Quote Kermit8 at 08 Dec 2006 4:07pm

Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 3:55pm

Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:50pm

How many jews can you fit into a mini?

1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray...

How do get 100 orphans into a phone box?

Tell them its a call from they're mum.

How do you get them back out again?

Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!"

sorry mate, it's ''their''

That's interesting, Morg. Saw your name and had me laugh ready at the gate, read the reply, realised it wasn't funny, but still couldn't stop the chortle. You're my very own Tommy Cooper.

I'm not going to find your next funny post even the slightest bit amusing even if it's the best one yet in order to balance the books.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Perry Suckling South Croydon 08 Dec 06 4.23pm
Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a gherkin." "What," the other asks, "green?". "No," says the first, " a bit sour." [Link] [Link]
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Perry Suckling

South Croydon 08 Dec 06 4.23pm

Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says,
"You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a gherkin."
"What," the other asks, "green?".
"No," says the first, " a bit sour."

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DeSouza In a cave 08 Dec 06 4.23pm
Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 4:18pm ah fck sorry DeSouza. look at me, not capping sht up. what a joke So you should be sorry! its people like you that give this website a bad name, with your insensitive jokes... ...whats the best selling ise cream in Dunblane? A magnum. BUMP
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DeSouza

In a cave 08 Dec 06 4.23pm

Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 4:18pm

ah f*ck sorry DeSouza. look at me, not capping sh*t up. what a joke

So you should be sorry! its people like you that give this website a bad name, with your insensitive jokes...

...whats the best selling ise cream in Dunblane?

A magnum.

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morganistic 08 Dec 06 4.25pm
Quote jcreedy at 08 Dec 2006 4:02pm What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby? Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. haha. which type of handcart do we wish to go to hell in? [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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08 Dec 06 4.25pm

Quote jcreedy at 08 Dec 2006 4:02pm

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

haha. which type of handcart do we wish to go to hell in?

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Kermit8 Hevon 08 Dec 06 4.25pm
Man I hate bad grammar too. The worst is when people say, for example, "I hope your well" Fcuking idiots! It's "I hope you're well" Right thought I'd just get that off my chest. Reminds of a time when I was a French hunchback and I laid into these locals for saying exactly the same thing, correcting their grammar, but it turns out they we're only only halfway thru' the sentence...................."replenishes itself when the rains come" was the other bit. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 08 Dec 06 4.25pm

Man I hate bad grammar too.

The worst is when people say, for example,
"I hope your well"

Fcuking idiots!
It's "I hope you're well"

Right thought I'd just get that off my chest.

Reminds of a time when I was a French hunchback
and I laid into these locals for saying exactly the same thing, correcting their grammar, but it turns out they we're only only halfway thru' the sentence...................."replenishes itself when the rains come" was the other bit.

Big chest and massive boobs

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chollis Dingly Dell 08 Dec 06 6.58pm
What has a woman done wrong when she has 2 black eyes? Not learnt to shut her mouth after the first one. This thread is getting better and better. So far, I think jcreedy's jokes are winning the "sickest poster" award by a long chalk. Good contributions by everybody else though. I think I deserve an award for finally getting rid of SG and her predictable whining PC ways. Not a bad record cos the last person I helped get rid of was Ozzie Bob. I now wish to be known as chollis the "terminator" !! Edited by chollis (08 Dec 2006 7:03pm) Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.
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Dingly Dell 08 Dec 06 6.58pm

What has a woman done wrong when she has 2 black eyes?

Not learnt to shut her mouth after the first one.

This thread is getting better and better.

So far, I think jcreedy's jokes are winning the "sickest poster" award by a long chalk. Good contributions by everybody else though.

I think I deserve an award for finally getting rid of SG and her predictable whining PC ways. Not a bad record cos the last person I helped get rid of was Ozzie Bob.

I now wish to be known as chollis the "terminator" !!

Edited by chollis (08 Dec 2006 7:03pm)

Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

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jj101189 Addington 08 Dec 06 7.04pm
Quote chollis at 08 Dec 2006 6:58pm What has a woman done wrong when she has 2 black eyes? Not learnt to shut her mouth after the first one. This thread is getting better and better. So far, I think jcreedy's jokes are winning the "sickest poster" award by a long chalk. Good contributions by everybody else though. I think I deserve an award for finally getting rid of SG and her predictable whining PC ways. Not a bad record cos the last person I helped get rid of was Ozzie Bob. I now wish to be known as chollis the "terminator" !! Edited by chollis (08 Dec 2006 7:03pm) How about chollis the (child) Sperminator? You know what the trouble is Brucie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.
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Addington 08 Dec 06 7.04pm

Quote chollis at 08 Dec 2006 6:58pm

What has a woman done wrong when she has 2 black eyes?

Not learnt to shut her mouth after the first one.

This thread is getting better and better.

So far, I think jcreedy's jokes are winning the "sickest poster" award by a long chalk. Good contributions by everybody else though.

I think I deserve an award for finally getting rid of SG and her predictable whining PC ways. Not a bad record cos the last person I helped get rid of was Ozzie Bob.

I now wish to be known as chollis the "terminator" !!

Edited by chollis (08 Dec 2006 7:03pm)

How about chollis the (child) Sperminator?

You know what the trouble is Brucie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.

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chollis Dingly Dell 08 Dec 06 7.06pm
Quote jj101189 at 08 Dec 2006 7:04pm Quote chollis at 08 Dec 2006 6:58pm What has a woman done wrong when she has 2 black eyes? Not learnt to shut her mouth after the first one. This thread is getting better and better. So far, I think jcreedy's jokes are winning the "sickest poster" award by a long chalk. Good contributions by everybody else though. I think I deserve an award for finally getting rid of SG and her predictable whining PC ways. Not a bad record cos the last person I helped get rid of was Ozzie Bob. I now wish to be known as chollis the "terminator" !! Edited by chollis (08 Dec 2006 7:03pm) How about chollis the (child) Sperminator? If the (school)cap fits........ Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.
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Dingly Dell 08 Dec 06 7.06pm

Quote jj101189 at 08 Dec 2006 7:04pm

Quote chollis at 08 Dec 2006 6:58pm

What has a woman done wrong when she has 2 black eyes?

Not learnt to shut her mouth after the first one.

This thread is getting better and better.

So far, I think jcreedy's jokes are winning the "sickest poster" award by a long chalk. Good contributions by everybody else though.

I think I deserve an award for finally getting rid of SG and her predictable whining PC ways. Not a bad record cos the last person I helped get rid of was Ozzie Bob.

I now wish to be known as chollis the "terminator" !!

Edited by chollis (08 Dec 2006 7:03pm)

How about chollis the (child) Sperminator?

If the (school)cap fits........

Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

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