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crvenaeagle 11 Oct 19 10.56am
Sad to say that against a team any more capable than San Marino and that goal wouldn't have happened.
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crvenaeagle

11 Oct 19 10.56am

Sad to say that against a team any more capable than San Marino and that goal wouldn't have happened.

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Bangell Oxford 11 Oct 19 11.00am
1. How the f*** did he get into the Belgium team 2. There's a 90% chance that was meant to be a cross
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Bangell

Oxford 11 Oct 19 11.00am

1. How the f*** did he get into the Belgium team

2. There's a 90% chance that was meant to be a cross

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Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 11 Oct 19 11.55am
Originally posted by Bangell 1. How the f*** did he get into the Belgium team 2. There's a 90% chance that was meant to be a cross Surely there was some sort of wager paced amongst the management along the lines of 'Do you think even Benteke could score against these?'. Somebody lost £50 last night. Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!
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Nicholas91

The Democratic Republic of Kent 11 Oct 19 11.55am

Originally posted by Bangell

1. How the f*** did he get into the Belgium team

2. There's a 90% chance that was meant to be a cross

Surely there was some sort of wager paced amongst the management along the lines of 'Do you think even Benteke could score against these?'. Somebody lost £50 last night.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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KAOS In a tree 11 Oct 19 12.28pm
He's even worse than Akinibiyi now
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KAOS

In a tree 11 Oct 19 12.28pm

He's even worse than Akinibiyi now

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Jamesey Wandsworth 11 Oct 19 12.43pm
Originally posted by KAOS He's even worse than Akinibiyi now Oh, come on, you can't honestly say that.....mmmmm.... on reflection perhaps you could? Nothing is fool-proof - fools are too ingenious
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Jamesey

Wandsworth 11 Oct 19 12.43pm

Originally posted by KAOS

He's even worse than Akinibiyi now

Oh, come on, you can't honestly say that.....mmmmm.... on reflection perhaps you could?

Nothing is fool-proof - fools are too ingenious

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 11 Oct 19 12.50pm
Perhaps one could advance the argument that he feels under far more pressure when he plays for us because his goal scoring record has been dire and he is aware what supporters think of him. He puts on a Belgium shirt, he feels far less pressure and he scores. As I have asserted before, it is in the club's and Benteke's interest that he departs for pastures new.
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 11 Oct 19 12.50pm

Perhaps one could advance the argument that he feels under far more pressure when he plays for us because his goal scoring record has been dire and he is aware what supporters think of him.
He puts on a Belgium shirt, he feels far less pressure and he scores.

As I have asserted before, it is in the club's and Benteke's interest that he departs for pastures new.

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PalazioVecchio south pole 11 Oct 19 1.05pm
Originally posted by crvenaeagle against a team any more capable than San Marino and that goal wouldn't have happened. with normal players around him, broken benteke would not have scored, even against San Marino. It just happens to be true that the rest of the Belgium squad are number one on the planet. Even my dead hamster could have scored with Kevin De Bruyne in close proximity. Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
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Originally posted by crvenaeagle

against a team any more capable than San Marino and that goal wouldn't have happened.

with normal players around him, broken benteke would not have scored, even against San Marino.

It just happens to be true that the rest of the Belgium squad are number one on the planet.

Even my dead hamster could have scored with Kevin De Bruyne in close proximity.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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KAOS In a tree 11 Oct 19 1.22pm
Guaranteed to be found in TKMaxx Purley Way by Xmas ... along with his Palace kit! [Link]
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In a tree 11 Oct 19 1.22pm

Guaranteed to be found in TKMaxx Purley Way by Xmas ... along with his Palace kit!

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 11 Oct 19 1.22pm
Originally posted by PA My son saw CB in a Pizza Express a month or two ago. Said it was just him and 4 young ladies at a table. Possibly speaks volumes about his form on the pitch........ I bet he still didn’t score "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 11 Oct 19 1.22pm

Originally posted by PA

My son saw CB in a Pizza Express a month or two ago. Said it was just him and 4 young ladies at a table. Possibly speaks volumes about his form on the pitch........

I bet he still didn’t score

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Bangell Oxford 11 Oct 19 1.44pm
Originally posted by Willo Perhaps one could advance the argument that he feels under far more pressure when he plays for us because his goal scoring record has been dire and he is aware what supporters think of him. He puts on a Belgium shirt, he feels far less pressure and he scores. As I have asserted before, it is in the club's and Benteke's interest that he departs for pastures new. He plays San Marino and he scores, is the truth. Only played twice for Belgium in 2018 and 2019, scored 1.
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Bangell

Oxford 11 Oct 19 1.44pm

Originally posted by Willo

As I have asserted before, it is in the club's and Benteke's interest that he departs for pastures new.

He plays San Marino and he scores, is the truth. Only played twice for Belgium in 2018 and 2019, scored 1.

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dreamwaverider London 11 Oct 19 2.03pm
Originally posted by PalazioVecchio with normal players around him, broken benteke would not have scored, even against San Marino. It just happens to be true that the rest of the Belgium squad are number one on the planet. Even my dead hamster could have scored with Kevin De Bruyne in close proximity. Except he wasn't playing!!
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dreamwaverider

London 11 Oct 19 2.03pm