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Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 26 Feb 09 11.18am
I know you are but what am I?
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Don Rogers Tache

hanging around the local Taco Bell... 26 Feb 09 11.18am

I know you are but what am I?

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 11.25am
Ode to the Village People A cop, a Builder, a cowboy, a Soldier, and full blooded Indian brave, Y-M-C-A sadly turned into H-I-V and a very early grave As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 11.25am

Ode to the Village People

A cop, a Builder, a cowboy, a Soldier, and full blooded Indian brave,
Y-M-C-A sadly turned into H-I-V and a very early grave

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 11.56am
Ode to Elton John You sang that song with Kiki Dee You looked like you really dug her In fact you were a great big jess And prefered an arse to bugger You and Renate you got wed You looked like two romantics Yet un-beknown to all of us You were still up to your arse antics Then you came out and the songs made sense Song for Guy and Daniel Then you got the stupid wig Made from the pubes off a ginger Spaniel Now you play the flaming queen No more songs like Crocodile Rock You spend your days having hissy fits And sucking Davids cock. Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 12:35pm) As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 11.56am

Ode to Elton John

You sang that song with Kiki Dee
You looked like you really dug her
In fact you were a great big jess
And prefered an arse to bugger

You and Renate you got wed
You looked like two romantics
Yet un-beknown to all of us
You were still up to your arse antics

Then you came out and the songs made sense
Song for Guy and Daniel
Then you got the stupid wig
Made from the pubes off a ginger Spaniel

Now you play the flaming queen
No more songs like Crocodile Rock
You spend your days having hissy fits
And sucking Davids cock.

Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 12:35pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 26 Feb 09 12.01pm
Ha ha ha.Love 'em. I know you are but what am I?
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Don Rogers Tache

hanging around the local Taco Bell... 26 Feb 09 12.01pm

Ha ha ha.Love 'em.

I know you are but what am I?

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Mr Statto Ifield 26 Feb 09 1.52pm
Quote The Sash at 26 Feb 2009 11:56am Ode to Elton John You sang that song with Kiki Dee You looked like you really dug her In fact you were a great big jess And prefered an arse to bugger You and Renate you got wed You looked like two romantics Yet un-beknown to all of us You were still up to your arse antics Then you came out and the songs made sense Song for Guy and Daniel Then you got the stupid wig Made from the pubes off a ginger Spaniel Now you play the flaming queen No more songs like Crocodile Rock You spend your days having hissy fits And sucking Davids cock. Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 12:35pm) That's pure poetry Sash. If Viz pay for reader's contributions you could be sitting on a gold mine! That's just the ramblings of a madman
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Ifield 26 Feb 09 1.52pm

Quote The Sash at 26 Feb 2009 11:56am

Ode to Elton John

You sang that song with Kiki Dee
You looked like you really dug her
In fact you were a great big jess
And prefered an arse to bugger

You and Renate you got wed
You looked like two romantics
Yet un-beknown to all of us
You were still up to your arse antics

Then you came out and the songs made sense
Song for Guy and Daniel
Then you got the stupid wig
Made from the pubes off a ginger Spaniel

Now you play the flaming queen
No more songs like Crocodile Rock
You spend your days having hissy fits
And sucking Davids cock.

Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 12:35pm)

That's pure poetry Sash. If Viz pay for reader's contributions you could be sitting on a gold mine!

That's just the ramblings of a madman

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 2.36pm
On a roll today Statts Ode to Hannah Montana Hannah Montana your everwhere Infecting kids ears like a virus But worst of all, your dad is that Annoying c*** Billy Ray Cyrus. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 2.36pm

On a roll today Statts

Ode to Hannah Montana

Hannah Montana your everwhere
Infecting kids ears like a virus
But worst of all, your dad is that
Annoying c*** Billy Ray Cyrus.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 2.43pm
Ode to Pop Idol's Will Young Ten Years ago we watched you win Laughing at that fcking chin But your songs are crap and never rhyme You made me cringe on Question Time At least you beat that Gareth Gates The stuttering prick who has no mates He just fills me full of boredom Mind you he did get to fck Jordan As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 2.43pm

Ode to Pop Idol's Will Young

Ten Years ago we watched you win
Laughing at that f*cking chin
But your songs are crap and never rhyme
You made me cringe on Question Time

At least you beat that Gareth Gates
The stuttering prick who has no mates
He just fills me full of boredom
Mind you he did get to f*ck Jordan

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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morganistic 26 Feb 09 3.15pm
fcking brilliant sash you are a true phenomenon you get some dirty sexy rhymes and just go on and on and on Ode to Louis Walsh* You pint-sized oirish freak A kind of boyband totem And in exchange for big fat deals You make them suck your scrotum [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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morganistic

26 Feb 09 3.15pm

f*cking brilliant sash
you are a true phenomenon
you get some dirty sexy rhymes
and just go on and on and on

Ode to Louis Walsh
You pint-sized oirish freak
A kind of boyband totem
And in exchange for big fat deals
You make them suck your scrotum

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 26 Feb 09 3.21pm
Quote morganistic at 26 Feb 2009 3:15pm fcking brilliant sash you are a true phenomenon you get some dirty sexy rhymes and just go on and on and on Ode to Louis Walsh* You pint-sized oirish freak A kind of boyband totem And in exchange for big fat deals You make them suck your scrotum This thread is,without doubt,the best laugh I've had in ages. Thank you all. I know you are but what am I?
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Don Rogers Tache

hanging around the local Taco Bell... 26 Feb 09 3.21pm

Quote morganistic at 26 Feb 2009 3:15pm

f*cking brilliant sash
you are a true phenomenon
you get some dirty sexy rhymes
and just go on and on and on

Ode to Louis Walsh
You pint-sized oirish freak
A kind of boyband totem
And in exchange for big fat deals
You make them suck your scrotum

This thread is,without doubt,the best laugh I've had in ages.
Thank you all.

I know you are but what am I?

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 3.24pm
Quote morganistic at 26 Feb 2009 3:15pm fcking brilliant sash you are a true phenomenon you get some dirty sexy rhymes and just go on and on and on Ode to Louis Walsh* You pint-sized oirish freak A kind of boyband totem And in exchange for big fat deals You make them suck your scrotum Genius On a roll of filth today Morgs.....a roll of filth Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 3:24pm) As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 3.24pm

Quote morganistic at 26 Feb 2009 3:15pm

f*cking brilliant sash
you are a true phenomenon
you get some dirty sexy rhymes
and just go on and on and on

Ode to Louis Walsh
You pint-sized oirish freak
A kind of boyband totem
And in exchange for big fat deals
You make them suck your scrotum

Genius

On a roll of filth today Morgs.....a roll of filth

Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 3:24pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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morganistic 26 Feb 09 3.27pm
long may it continue mate he's the meanest rhymer on the board is the mighty sash and if he wants he can go to bed with don rogers tache [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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morganistic

26 Feb 09 3.27pm

long may it continue mate

he's the meanest rhymer on the board
is the mighty sash
and if he wants
he can go to bed
with don rogers tache

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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