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MPE Flag Maidstone 08 Dec 06 3.55pm Send a Private Message to MPE Add MPE as a friend

Quote jj101189 at 08 Dec 2006 3:53pm

What's the diference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.


lol.. that tickled me..

this has got to stop!! we will be on watch dog soon..

 

Just when I thought that I was out...........they pull me back in
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morganistic Flag 08 Dec 06 3.55pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:50pm

How many jews can you fit into a mini?

1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray...


How do get 100 orphans into a phone box?

Tell them its a call from they're mum.

How do you get them back out again?

Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!"


sorry mate, it's ''their''

 

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Stuk Flag Top half 08 Dec 06 3.55pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Quote Cucking Funt at 08 Dec 2006 3:53pm

Holy f*ckin' sh*t..... this is getting bad.

Interestingly, not one complaint, either.....


Maybe because all the PC posters with chips on their shoulders have made their last posts...EVER!

It's cringeworthy at times, but ever so funny!


Edited by Stuk (08 Dec 2006 3:56pm)

 

Optimistic as ever
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DeSouza Flag In a cave 08 Dec 06 3.56pm Send a Private Message to DeSouza Add DeSouza as a friend

Quote jj101189 at 08 Dec 2006 3:53pm

What's the diference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.


i just spat coffee over my keyboard!

 

*BUMP*
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jcreedy Flag 08 Dec 06 4.02pm Send a Private Message to jcreedy Add jcreedy as a friend

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

 

It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)
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jj101189 Flag Addington 08 Dec 06 4.05pm Send a Private Message to jj101189 Add jj101189 as a friend

Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:56pm

Quote jj101189 at 08 Dec 2006 3:53pm

What's the diference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.


i just spat coffee over my keyboard!


Some of them jokes from jcreedy really are bad!

 

You know what the trouble is Brucie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.
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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 08 Dec 06 4.07pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 3:55pm

Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:50pm

How many jews can you fit into a mini?

1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray...


How do get 100 orphans into a phone box?

Tell them its a call from they're mum.

How do you get them back out again?

Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!"


sorry mate, it's ''their''


That's interesting, Morg. Saw your name and had me laugh ready at the gate, read the reply, realised it wasn't funny, but still couldn't stop the chortle. You're my very own Tommy Cooper.

 

Big chest and massive boobs

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DeSouza Flag In a cave 08 Dec 06 4.07pm Send a Private Message to DeSouza Add DeSouza as a friend

Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 3:55pm

Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:50pm

How many jews can you fit into a mini?

1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray...


How do get 100 orphans into a phone box?

Tell them its a call from they're mum.

How do you get them back out again?

Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!"


sorry mate, it's ''their''


my apolgies.. :$

 

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morganistic Flag 08 Dec 06 4.10pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote Kermit8 at 08 Dec 2006 4:07pm

Quote morganistic at 08 Dec 2006 3:55pm

Quote DeSouza at 08 Dec 2006 3:50pm

How many jews can you fit into a mini?

1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray...


How do get 100 orphans into a phone box?

Tell them its a call from they're mum.

How do you get them back out again?

Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!"


sorry mate, it's ''their''


That's interesting, Morg. Saw your name and had me laugh ready at the gate, read the reply, realised it wasn't funny, but still couldn't stop the chortle. You're my very own Tommy Cooper.


oh no, that's Bill Bailey syndrome. i just find bad grammar really offensive kermit. my nan suffers from really bad grammar and i challenge anyone here with bad grammar running in the family to not be offended by it

Edited by morganistic (08 Dec 2006 5:55pm)

 

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Hackster Flag London 08 Dec 06 4.11pm Send a Private Message to Hackster Add Hackster as a friend

Some of these jokes are appauling!

 

Myspacebardoesntwork!!!!!!
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Jonathan Flag West Hampstead 08 Dec 06 4.13pm Send a Private Message to Jonathan Add Jonathan as a friend

Quote Hackster at 08 Dec 2006 4:11pm

Some of these jokes are appauling!

Your spelling is appalling too!


Edited by Jonathan (08 Dec 2006 4:13pm)

 

19/12/06
i was there.
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Hackster Flag London 08 Dec 06 4.14pm Send a Private Message to Hackster Add Hackster as a friend

Quote Jonathan at 08 Dec 2006 4:13pm

Quote Hackster at 08 Dec 2006 4:11pm

Some of these jokes are appauling!

Your spelling is appalling too!


Edited by Jonathan (08 Dec 2006 4:13pm)

oops.

 

Myspacebardoesntwork!!!!!!
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