...and then sue Liverpool under the Trades Description Act!

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

Good one, we could use the sale of goods act and claim he was not fit for purpose!

It is strange (and frustrating) to watch a player go so unbelievably out of form. I can't think of many Palace players who have been so poor compared to their previous performances for the club (albeit this is now a distant memory).

I said it somewhere before but he just reminds me of the basketball players in Spacejam once they've had their talent sucked out. Same physical appearance but just plays like he's had a lobotomy.

Think I'd give Rob Street a run out next time. I don't think he's ready but it'd be nice to witness some headless chicken youthful exuberance instead of just extremely costly headless chicken.

How will he leave, who is going to pay him 120k a week, no one, if we offer him less money a week on a new contract he is entitled to a free transfer, so what is the point of losing 6.2m each year,

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

From someone outside of our club with the same views our fans have: [Link]

Supported Palace for over 69 years since the age of 7 and have seen all the ups and downs and will probably see many more ups and downs before I go up to the big football club in the sky.

Many might conclude that the current day Akinbiyi would prove a greater threat than Benteke.