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morganistic Flag 25 Feb 09 2.35pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Got another call
From those pesky Kings of Leon
But we just don't get on
In fact, there's very little we agree on

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 25 Feb 09 2.44pm


More please.

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 25 Feb 09 3.36pm

Why oh why have I only just seen this thread?
Superb everyone.

 


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morganistic Flag 25 Feb 09 6.46pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 25 Feb 2009 2:44pm


More please.


struggling Don but specially for you mate....


They well and truly reek
Those stinking Kings of Leon
That Caleb has a cock
With bits of sh*t and pee on


Edited by morganistic (25 Feb 2009 6:46pm)

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 25 Feb 09 7.44pm


Brilliant.Fanx morg.

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 25 Feb 09 8.51pm

Ode to clare grogan
(for cucking)

you have a scar on one side of your face
today photoshop could alter those images
didn't matter to me
stopped noticing the scar
(in me old smash hits)
cos twas covered with
teenage jizzes


Edited by nickgusset (25 Feb 2009 11:11pm)

 

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 25 Feb 09 8.59pm


Superb.Please keep 'em coming .

 


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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 9.09am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 25 Feb 2009 8:59pm


Superb.Please keep 'em coming .

DRT - This is a hidden gem mate. Its go's quite for a while then people have little bursts of inspiration and the magic happens.

Between Morg TV and this thread there is a great book just waiting to be written.

 


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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 9.25am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to the Spice Girls

The Mels and Geri
Posh as well
My Fave was Emma Bunton
I'd wear your fanny like a hat
So can I please please try your c**t on ?

If you say no then Geris next
Even though she's a fat ginge
Those flabby thighs
Those huge great tits
That copper wire minge

If you say no then Posh I'd ask
Would you like some rough bum sex ?
I'm sure its something that you'd do
You must have done with Becks ?

Mel B youre scary,
your arse is hairy
You f*cked that Eddie Murphy
Would you kneel down on all your fours
And let me get down and dirty ?

Now that just leaves you my dear Mel C
I think your name is Chisholm ?
The rumour says
That your a lez
and therefore allergic to all jism.

Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 2:39pm)

 


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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 26 Feb 09 9.25am

Quote The Sash at 26 Feb 2009 9:09am

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 25 Feb 2009 8:59pm


Superb.Please keep 'em coming .

DRT - This is a hidden gem mate. Its go's quite for a while then people have little bursts of inspiration and the magic happens.

Between Morg TV and this thread there is a great book just waiting to be written.

Many laugh out loud moments for me Sash.I loved your Lily Allen one.Unfortunately,I've neither the wit nor wherewithall to think of any meself.

 


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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 9.35am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 26 Feb 2009 9:25am

Quote The Sash at 26 Feb 2009 9:09am

Quote Don Rogers Tache at 25 Feb 2009 8:59pm


Superb.Please keep 'em coming .

DRT - This is a hidden gem mate. Its go's quite for a while then people have little bursts of inspiration and the magic happens.

Between Morg TV and this thread there is a great book just waiting to be written.

Many laugh out loud moments for me Sash.I loved your Lily Allen one.Unfortunately,I've neither the wit nor wherewithall to think of any meself.

There are some real snort out loud onee one here mate.

Some of them are truly brilliant...


 


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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 09 11.01am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Michael Jackson

Thriller, Beat It, Billie-Jean,
Earthsong, Man in the Middle
We'd never had bought a single one
If we knew you took kids home to fiddle

Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 12:38pm)

 


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