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 Perry Suckling  South Croydon 08 Dec 06 3.19pm |
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Sorry if this was done earlier....
A rape victim
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Kermit8  Hevon 08 Dec 06 3.21pm |
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Two nuns in a bath. One says to the other 'Where's the soap?'. Sister replies, 'In the dish to your left'. What an ecologically sound way to get clean and not waste precious water.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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| DeSouza In a cave 08 Dec 06 3.23pm |
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How do you get a baby in a cup? A blender How do you get it back out again? Dorito's
You can get the babies out with a pitch fork Whats 6 foot wide and cant take corners? A baby with a javeline through its neck
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 08 Dec 06 3.25pm |
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What's the smallest pub ib the world? The Thalidomide Arms
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| saxoneagle Bromley 08 Dec 06 3.27pm |
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Quote Perry Suckling at 08 Dec 2006 3:19pm
Sorry if this was done earlier....
A rape victim
A Chinese rape victim
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| saxoneagle Bromley 08 Dec 06 3.28pm |
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Quote jj101189 at 08 Dec 2006 2:40pm
I'm so glad I skipped 15 pages of this thread just to land on the page where all the paedophiles are congregating
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| morganistic 08 Dec 06 3.29pm |
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Quote Kermit8 at 08 Dec 2006 3:21pm
Two nuns in a bath. One says to the other 'Where's the soap?'. Sister replies, 'In the dish to your left'. What an ecologically sound way to get clean and not waste precious water.
oh no, bring on the s*ck
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| jj101189 Addington 08 Dec 06 3.44pm |
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Quote saxoneagle at 08 Dec 2006 3:28pm
Quote jj101189 at 08 Dec 2006 2:40pm
I'm so glad I skipped 15 pages of this thread just to land on the page where all the paedophiles are congregating
I dread to think what the "sitting" part would actually involve...
You know what the trouble is Brucie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket. |
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jcreedy  08 Dec 06 3.47pm |
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What's worse than hearing a baby cry? Hearing it's pelvis crack when you....... It's too horrible to type the rest
It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. - John Bostock (Nov 2007) |
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| DeSouza In a cave 08 Dec 06 3.50pm |
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How many jews can you fit into a mini? 1000 - 2 in the back 2 in the front and 996 in the ash tray...
Tell them its a call from they're mum. How do you get them back out again? Run past saying - "I'm your daddy!"
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 08 Dec 06 3.53pm |
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Holy f*ckin' sh*t..... this is getting bad. Interestingly, not one complaint, either.....
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| jj101189 Addington 08 Dec 06 3.53pm |
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What's the diference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
You know what the trouble is Brucie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket. |
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