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morganistic 11 Dec 07 6.45pm | |
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My F*cking Nan Would Have Scored That! Scientists put supporters' protestations to the test in a series of epic sporting recreations using CGI technology and special breathing apparatus. Tonight, Gazza's miss against Germany in Euro 96. Mrs Mabel Grimethorpe of Selby, North Yorks, dispossesses a German, lays it off to Sheringham, first time to Shearer. Can an exhausted Mabel get on the end of Shearer's teasing cross?
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morganistic 18 Dec 07 5.26pm | |
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Quote Jake d'Eagle at 11 Dec 2007 3:33pm
I can see a whole range of Christmas 'specials'. Noel Edmonds roasting on an open fire, surrounded by street drinkers, who take it in turns to 'explain' to The Spice girls the true meaning of Christmas (as well as Hepatitis and Bukkake). Music from Chas & Dave, live from a swamp in Paraguay.
We visit Noel at home on Christmas morning and watch him w*nking into a stillborn pheasant
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 21 Feb 08 2.50pm | |
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from aardman animations... dancing come.
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morganistic 21 Feb 08 2.55pm | |
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nice one nick, thought the f*cking station had been closed down
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 21 Feb 08 4.10pm | |
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nah its just been moved. bit iffy having it next to the christian channel tho. are you gonna show repeats of the xxx factor?
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braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 21 Feb 08 4.13pm | |
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Quote nickgusset at 21 Feb 2008 4:10pm
nah its just been moved. bit iffy having it next to the christian channel tho. are you gonna show repeats of the xxx factor?
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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Southampton_Eagle At the after party 21 Feb 08 4.13pm | |
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One Gran & her Log Watch Ethel looking shocked when she peers down & finds blood in her faeces. Death is on its way. Countdowns Richard whitely and Carol Vordermann downs syndrome lookalikes dribble their way through the popular show Polish Countdown All consenants, no vowels.
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Southampton_Eagle At the after party 21 Feb 08 4.30pm | |
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I like this thread. How do you solve a problem like Mariah? Mariah Carey, me, a shotgun, woodlands & a deer stalker hat.
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kinky1960 Hampshire 21 Feb 08 4.46pm | |
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Meal or no meal A bunch of OAP's work out if they can afford to eat while looking at their fuel bills.
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SpikeyMatt Fishing for condiments 21 Feb 08 4.47pm | |
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Slashes to Slashes.
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Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba |
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Southampton_Eagle At the after party 21 Feb 08 4.49pm | |
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Quote kinky1960 at 21 Feb 2008 4:46pm
Meal or no meal A bunch of OAP's work out if they can afford to eat while looking at their fuel bills.
Ply 'er Ply 'er A rework of Liar Liar. Chakademus plies a groupie with enough rohypnol to rape a donkey.
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morganistic 21 Feb 08 11.41pm | |
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Knife Swap
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