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morganistic Flag 11 Dec 07 6.45pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

My F*cking Nan Would Have Scored That!

Scientists put supporters' protestations to the test in a series of epic sporting recreations using CGI technology and special breathing apparatus. Tonight, Gazza's miss against Germany in Euro 96. Mrs Mabel Grimethorpe of Selby, North Yorks, dispossesses a German, lays it off to Sheringham, first time to Shearer. Can an exhausted Mabel get on the end of Shearer's teasing cross?

 


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morganistic Flag 18 Dec 07 5.26pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote Jake d'Eagle at 11 Dec 2007 3:33pm

I can see a whole range of Christmas 'specials'.

Noel Edmonds roasting on an open fire, surrounded by street drinkers, who take it in turns to 'explain' to The Spice girls the true meaning of Christmas (as well as Hepatitis and Bukkake).

Music from Chas & Dave, live from a swamp in Paraguay.


Noel Edmonds' Season's Beatings

We visit Noel at home on Christmas morning and watch him w*nking into a stillborn pheasant

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 21 Feb 08 2.50pm

from aardman animations...

dancing come.

 

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morganistic Flag 21 Feb 08 2.55pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

nice one nick, thought the f*cking station had been closed down

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 21 Feb 08 4.10pm

nah its just been moved. bit iffy having it next to the christian channel tho.

are you gonna show repeats of the xxx factor?

 

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braunstoneagle Flag the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 21 Feb 08 4.13pm Send a Private Message to braunstoneagle Add braunstoneagle as a friend

Quote nickgusset at 21 Feb 2008 4:10pm

nah its just been moved. bit iffy having it next to the christian channel tho.

are you gonna show repeats of the xxx factor?


wouldnt XXX fuctor be more apt.

 


‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway


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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 21 Feb 08 4.13pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

One Gran & her Log

Watch Ethel looking shocked when she peers down & finds blood in her faeces. Death is on its way.

Countdowns

Richard whitely and Carol Vordermann downs syndrome lookalikes dribble their way through the popular show

Polish Countdown

All consenants, no vowels.

 

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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 21 Feb 08 4.30pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

I like this thread.

How do you solve a problem like Mariah?

Mariah Carey, me, a shotgun, woodlands & a deer stalker hat.

 

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kinky1960 Flag Hampshire 21 Feb 08 4.46pm Send a Private Message to kinky1960 Add kinky1960 as a friend

Meal or no meal

A bunch of OAP's work out if they can afford to eat while looking at their fuel bills.

 



Thank you CPFC2010 for keeping me interested in football, for me no Palace no football either. Come on you Eagles.

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SpikeyMatt Flag Fishing for condiments 21 Feb 08 4.47pm Send a Private Message to SpikeyMatt Add SpikeyMatt as a friend

Slashes to Slashes.
The public toilets of Gravesend are investigated this week where the topic of discussion is why your urine changes colour depending on how much or little you drink.

 


Twitter!

Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba

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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 21 Feb 08 4.49pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote kinky1960 at 21 Feb 2008 4:46pm

Meal or no meal

A bunch of OAP's work out if they can afford to eat while looking at their fuel bills.


LOL! The company I work for have announced profits of around £571m due to this dilemma!

Ply 'er Ply 'er

A rework of Liar Liar. Chakademus plies a groupie with enough rohypnol to rape a donkey.

 

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morganistic Flag 21 Feb 08 11.41pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Knife Swap
This week, 78-year-old Phyllis McIlroy from West Bromwich and Jules 'the flickmonster' Baptiste, 15, from Camberwell, South London, see how they get on with each other's silverware. Phyllis is less than happy when she receives one solitary switchblade for her entire canteen of cutlery. And there's another surprise - the blade was used in a recent murder. Contains strong language and elderly nudity

 


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