Remember to point out to her that her sense of smell is based on physical reactions to particles of matter in the air, and that as a result she in the process of smelling your mighty dump, she actually has inhaled actual particles of your s***.

I think that as an analogy sums up the great human experiment.

Also, if there is a god, why not Insects and Beetles. There make up something like 90% of the species on the planet. There were only a few human species, of which only one remains in existence - and they're a species that tetters on the brink of their own destruction by any number of means.

To me, it sounds like this god bloke is like that friend who claims to know all about 'the horses' but backs more losers than the person selecting their bets based on the funniest name.

At least seven subspecies of human, only the latest survive, meanwhile bugs and buzzing things have been around pretty much since life slopped out of the ocean with an accidental current and strange new lung cell.

Surely it's now time to break out the Ancient Alien theory?

Wikiesque actually.

Incorrectly of course.
I do note however that West Indian drywood termite (Cryptotermes brevis), are regarded as invasive species.

Theory requires evidence that rejects the null hypothesis. Getting my science nerd on.

Ancient Alien proposal would be more correct, as there is insufficient evidence to reject the possibility of no alien intervention / action.