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| fubar 08 Feb 10 9.52pm | |
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On my way to work I always pass a man who's absolutely nuts - dressing up in odd clothes, ranting and raving to himself and generally acting like a loon. I try to avoid him as he's a bit crazy. Brighton fans: Whats the best way to handle a batty man?
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 Helmet46  Croydon 08 Feb 10 9.57pm |
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My mate thought it would be really funny to pour yeast extract into the locks on my front door. I need to get in and wonder if any Brighton fans have any tips they can give me on marmite drilling?
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aquickgame2  Beni = summer,Caribbean = winter 08 Feb 10 9.58pm |
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f*** me these are so funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love it Mind you dont suprise me DRT started this thread,u really cant take him anywhere
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teejay61  The Cup of Sid 08 Feb 10 10.01pm |
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Formula 1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone was recently persuaded to part with £100,000 cash for a bogus charity event. Have any Brighton fans been the victim of an elaborate F1sting recently ??
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| fubar 08 Feb 10 10.12pm | |
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I have a friend who in later years has become rather hard of hearing. He got examined and the doctor said he needed to get a hearing aid fitted. He's not happy about this - in fact he's terrified. Brighton fans: Can you recommend a painless way to accomodate large objects in your ear?
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jdubyah15  Purgatory 08 Feb 10 10.17pm |
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My uncle owns a small shop selling meats. Sausages, bratwursts, hams, chickens, you name it, he's got it. He got mixed up with the wrong kind of people recently and has piled up some gambling debts. He has been hounded by them recently, and he needs some advice on how to dodge his creditors. After asking Simon Jordan and getting no help, he needs some genuine advice. Brighton fans are needed to help my friend learn how to become a sneaky butcher.
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 08 Feb 10 10.22pm |
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My friend has started to become interested in astronomy, however he is struggling to find out about one particular planet. Do any Brighton fans know anything about Uranus?
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| Hambo Crawley 08 Feb 10 10.28pm |
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I'm moving some boxes into my new home on the Sussex cost and with only one box left, my back has totally gone. It has all my work clothes in - are there any Brighton fans in the area who can help with a bit of shirt-lifting?
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| fubar 08 Feb 10 10.29pm | |
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At a recent dinner party I was introduced to an interior designer who told me all about her latest venture for a seafood-themed football restaurant in pastel shades. She was deliberating whether to install a small 5-a-side goal in reception to keep the punters happy whilst they waited to be seated. Brighton fans: What precautions should you take if you score in a blue oyster bar?
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| acolcpfc Littlehampton, West Sussex 08 Feb 10 10.29pm |
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My mate in the army is due to fly out to Afghanistan and help supply food, medical equipment etc. Brighton fans, can you advise my mate in carrying aids.
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 08 Feb 10 10.33pm |
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Every night, I dream I'm eating a giant marshmallow. When I wake up in the morning, I've got a mouth full of feathers.
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| jdubyah15 Purgatory 08 Feb 10 10.37pm |
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I recently went on a trip to Colombia, where I was part of an archeological dig. I luckily found some very good remains of a huge dinosaur. However, because the restrictions on transporting dinosaur remains back to the United States are very strict, I will need to use a less legal method. Brighton fans, could you help me in the ways of bone smuggling?
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