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Bexter By the Sea 26 Feb 03 4.51pm
or an annoying, spoilt little hippy girl who sulks in the playground - beat that!
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By the Sea 26 Feb 03 4.51pm

or an annoying, spoilt little hippy girl who sulks in the playground - beat that!

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Eddie_Hitler Sussex 26 Feb 03 5.08pm
Quote madcap18 at 26 Feb 2003 4:33pm Quote Eddie_Hitler at 26 Feb 2003 10:58am Stop being such a f***ing wet blanket madcap. Are you telling me you have never ever laughed at a joke. Unforunately mate all jokes are aimed at someone, so get over it and lets see a little smile shall we. mate...i have an albanian/italian mate, he wouldnt like this joke.poking fun at people who are helpless about something aint right.poking fun at someone who's done wrong is more acceptable.i would smile if it was funny.anyone wanna hear some skinhead jokes...? mate...I like chickens, but I still laugh at the crossing the road jokes. P.S Why are sperm and immigrants so similar?? because they come in there millions and only one of the fvckers works.
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Sussex 26 Feb 03 5.08pm

Quote madcap18 at 26 Feb 2003 4:33pm

Quote Eddie_Hitler at 26 Feb 2003 10:58am

Stop being such a f***ing wet blanket madcap.

Are you telling me you have never ever laughed at a joke. Unforunately mate all jokes are aimed at someone, so get over it and lets see a little smile shall we.

mate...i have an albanian/italian mate, he wouldnt like this joke.poking fun at people who are helpless about something aint right.poking fun at someone who's done wrong is more acceptable.i would smile if it was funny.anyone wanna hear some skinhead jokes...?

mate...I like chickens, but I still laugh at the crossing the road jokes.

P.S Why are sperm and immigrants so similar??
because they come in there millions and only one of the fvckers works.

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matt_himself Matataland 26 Feb 03 5.09pm
Don't be so hard on yourself, Bexter, You don't sulk! "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 26 Feb 03 5.09pm

Don't be so hard on yourself, Bexter,

You don't sulk!

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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madcap #winning 26 Feb 03 5.15pm
Q: How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Ten: One to screw it in and nine to watch his back. : What do you call a bunch of skinheads at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start. A skinhead and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said. "No problem, baby," the skinhead said, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring. A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a black leather jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said. "Sure thing, darling," the skinhead said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat. Finally, turning for home, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend. "Whoa, baby!" the skinhead cried. "Do you think I'm made of bricks or something!" All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x
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#winning 26 Feb 03 5.15pm

Q: How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Ten: One to screw it in and nine to watch his back.

: What do you call a bunch of skinheads at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

A skinhead and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window.

"Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said.

"No problem, baby," the skinhead said, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring.

A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a black leather jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said.

"Sure thing, darling," the skinhead said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat.

Finally, turning for home, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend.

"Whoa, baby!" the skinhead cried. "Do you think I'm made of bricks or something!"

All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such

Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

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Bexter By the Sea 26 Feb 03 5.19pm
Ah, I see Eddie is from the Bernard Manning school of humour!
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By the Sea 26 Feb 03 5.19pm

Ah, I see Eddie is from the Bernard Manning school of humour!

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eulalio Girls just wanna have Funt 26 Feb 03 5.39pm
Quote Bexter at 26 Feb 2003 5:19pm Ah, I see Eddie is from the Bernard Manning school of humour! Clever post.... managing to get "Eddie" and "humour" together was good, but "Bernard Manning" and "school"? Genius. face up to your share of the blame you filthy terrorist sympathiser - Petealiator 8/7/2005 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality - Theodor Adorno
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Girls just wanna have Funt 26 Feb 03 5.39pm

Quote Bexter at 26 Feb 2003 5:19pm

Ah, I see Eddie is from the Bernard Manning school of humour!

Clever post.... managing to get "Eddie" and "humour" together was good, but "Bernard Manning" and "school"? Genius.

face up to your share of the blame you filthy terrorist sympathiser - Petealiator 8/7/2005
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Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality - Theodor Adorno

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Petealiator 1066 Country! 26 Feb 03 5.56pm
Quote madcap18 at 26 Feb 2003 5:15pm Q: How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Ten: One to screw it in and nine to watch his back. : What do you call a bunch of skinheads at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start. A skinhead and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said. "No problem, baby," the skinhead said, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring. A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a black leather jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said. "Sure thing, darling," the skinhead said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat. Finally, turning for home, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend. "Whoa, baby!" the skinhead cried. "Do you think I'm made of bricks or something!" hehe, that's the pot calling the kettle black! The last one was pretty good, I can use that one. My Rocksteady band... [Link] [Link] IT'S NOT SKA, IT'S ROCKSTEADY!
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1066 Country! 26 Feb 03 5.56pm

Quote madcap18 at 26 Feb 2003 5:15pm

Q: How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Ten: One to screw it in and nine to watch his back.

: What do you call a bunch of skinheads at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

hehe, that's the pot calling the kettle black! The last one was pretty good, I can use that one.

My Rocksteady band...
[Link]
[Link]
IT'S NOT SKA, IT'S ROCKSTEADY!

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Mr Fenandes 26 Feb 03 6.01pm
Quote Eddie_Hitler at 26 Feb 2003 5:08pm mate...I like chickens, but I still laugh at the crossing the road jokes. P.S Why are sperm and immigrants so similar?? because they come in there millions and only one of the fvckers works. lol thats absolute quality Check out our Croydon-based football comedy series 'Road to F.A. Cup'! All episodes available FREE here: [Link]
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26 Feb 03 6.01pm

Quote Eddie_Hitler at 26 Feb 2003 5:08pm
mate...I like chickens, but I still laugh at the crossing the road jokes.

P.S Why are sperm and immigrants so similar??
because they come in there millions and only one of the fvckers works.

lol thats absolute quality

Check out our Croydon-based football comedy series 'Road to F.A. Cup'!
All episodes available FREE here: [Link]

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madcap #winning 26 Feb 03 6.25pm
Quote Petealiator at 26 Feb 2003 5:56pm hehe, that's the pot calling the kettle black! The last one was pretty good, I can use that one. haha sorry...that one was for you albert mate! All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x
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madcap

#winning 26 Feb 03 6.25pm

Quote Petealiator at 26 Feb 2003 5:56pm

hehe, that's the pot calling the kettle black! The last one was pretty good, I can use that one.

haha sorry...that one was for you albert mate!

All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such

Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

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Petealiator 1066 Country! 26 Feb 03 8.09pm
Quote madcap18 at 26 Feb 2003 6:25pm Quote Petealiator at 26 Feb 2003 5:56pm hehe, that's the pot calling the kettle black! The last one was pretty good, I can use that one. haha sorry...that one was for you albert mate! Albert? You're not the full ticket are ya mate. My Rocksteady band... [Link] [Link] IT'S NOT SKA, IT'S ROCKSTEADY!
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Petealiator

1066 Country! 26 Feb 03 8.09pm

Quote madcap18 at 26 Feb 2003 6:25pm

Quote Petealiator at 26 Feb 2003 5:56pm

hehe, that's the pot calling the kettle black! The last one was pretty good, I can use that one.

haha sorry...that one was for you albert mate!

Albert? You're not the full ticket are ya mate.

My Rocksteady band...
[Link]
[Link]
IT'S NOT SKA, IT'S ROCKSTEADY!

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madcap #winning 26 Feb 03 8.14pm
alberts's the albanian/italian mate... All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x
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madcap

#winning 26 Feb 03 8.14pm

alberts's the albanian/italian mate...

All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such

Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

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Old Chap Orpington 26 Feb 03 8.35pm
I remember the furore (?) after I posted the "poem from an asylum seeker" Trivial fact - Palace used to win 5-1 at least once a season, maybe next season?
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Orpington 26 Feb 03 8.35pm

I remember the furore (?) after I posted the "poem from an asylum seeker"

Trivial fact - Palace used to win 5-1 at least once a season, maybe next season?

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