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Mr Fenandes 30 Jan 03 7.13pm
ok heres an update on the odds! after what vinaloo has been saying he gets in the odds Mr Michael 2/1 Petealiater 2/1 cpfc4life2k3 15/1 Eddie_Hitler 18/1 Glad All Over 20/1 vindaloo 20/1 Saxon 20/1 Bacon 25/1 Geoff Thomas 30/1 Dicky Boy 33/1 Monkey 33/1 Boyce Boi 40/1 Logic 40/1 robj789 50/1 (definately worth a quid ) Outsiders being Penge 80/1 HMHS 80/1 mrsnutty 80/1 pikey_eagle 80/1 cucking 100/1 Guntri?? 100/1 And me at 100/1! Edited by mrfenandes (30 Jan 2003 7:30pm) Check out our Croydon-based football comedy series 'Road to F.A. Cup'! All episodes available FREE here: [Link]
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Mr Fenandes

30 Jan 03 7.13pm

ok heres an update on the odds! after what vinaloo has been saying he gets in the odds

Mr Michael 2/1
Petealiater 2/1
cpfc4life2k3 15/1
Eddie_Hitler 18/1
Glad All Over 20/1
vindaloo 20/1
Saxon 20/1
Bacon 25/1
Geoff Thomas 30/1
Dicky Boy 33/1
Monkey 33/1
Boyce Boi 40/1
Logic 40/1
robj789 50/1 (definately worth a quid )

Outsiders being

Penge 80/1
HMHS 80/1
mrsnutty 80/1
pikey_eagle 80/1
cucking 100/1
Guntri?? 100/1
And me at 100/1!

Edited by mrfenandes (30 Jan 2003 7:30pm)

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vindaloo 30 Jan 03 7.19pm
That's a little more like it. You have to have the percentage to be over 100% to stand a chance. E.G 2-1 = 1 in 3 chance = 33% Mind you this all goes out the window if you take Penge's £50 on saxon and it's right. "Crystal Palace nuts are we , we love Iain Dowie"
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vindaloo

30 Jan 03 7.19pm

That's a little more like it. You have to have the percentage to be over 100% to stand a chance.

E.G 2-1 = 1 in 3 chance = 33%

Mind you this all goes out the window if you take Penge's £50 on saxon and it's right.

"Crystal Palace nuts are we , we love Iain Dowie"

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Bedge Croydon 30 Jan 03 7.22pm
i could be way off here but there is one person missing from all of this.....dicky boy he could be a suspect so DB should have odds for 33/1 Extran Orange energy drink, Europe's number one hangover cure! The Special One
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Bedge

Croydon 30 Jan 03 7.22pm

i could be way off here but there is one person missing from all of this.....dicky boy

he could be a suspect

so DB should have odds for 33/1

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Mr Fenandes 30 Jan 03 7.29pm
the thought had crossed my mind! but i think its cos he's spending more time on another palace chat website, cant remember what it was called, redandbluearmy.co.uk or something Check out our Croydon-based football comedy series 'Road to F.A. Cup'! All episodes available FREE here: [Link]
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30 Jan 03 7.29pm

the thought had crossed my mind!

but i think its cos he's spending more time on another palace chat website, cant remember what it was called, redandbluearmy.co.uk or something

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Petealiator 1066 Country! 30 Jan 03 8.08pm
Quote vindaloo at 30 Jan 2003 7:00pm Pete - James Maybrick was Jack the Ripper. You aint too far wrong there Vindaloo me ole mucker, although I believe Dr. Francis Tumblety (the first American serial killer) is a pretty good suspect also, but, having said that, we've got bigger fish to fry here in the present and a slip of the tongue - or keyboard - puts YOU at evens for Mrs Michael methinks and you have been keeping yer 'ead down up 'til now. Hmmm says D.I. Petealiator of the yard, leaning on the great Georgian fireplace, staring into the roaring fire, dreamily watching the flames dance their firey dance, like the diminishing spirits of a thousand broken promises, ten thousand unfullfilled dreams. Ponderously scratching at his unshaven sandpaper-like stubble before downing a third neat Glenfiddich whilst reaching for the un-capped bottle warming on the mantle as the warmth slid down his throat like golden liquid fire, he smiled knowingly to himself. He was on the case and the case was hotting up, that much he knew. The bait laid, and taken, the sharks ready to feed, the little fishies swimming and his fishing rod packed and ready to party. The net was closing in and he'd soon have his man. Sorry... er... ...What was I saying? Oh yeah... I'll have a tenner on Vindaloo! Edited by Petealiator (30 Jan 2003 8:10pm) My Rocksteady band... [Link] [Link] IT'S NOT SKA, IT'S ROCKSTEADY!
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1066 Country! 30 Jan 03 8.08pm

Quote vindaloo at 30 Jan 2003 7:00pm

Pete - James Maybrick was Jack the Ripper.

You aint too far wrong there Vindaloo me ole mucker, although I believe Dr. Francis Tumblety (the first American serial killer) is a pretty good suspect also, but, having said that, we've got bigger fish to fry here in the present and a slip of the tongue - or keyboard - puts YOU at evens for Mrs Michael methinks and you have been keeping yer 'ead down up 'til now. *Hmmm says D.I. Petealiator of the yard, leaning on the great Georgian fireplace, staring into the roaring fire, dreamily watching the flames dance their firey dance, like the diminishing spirits of a thousand broken promises, ten thousand unfullfilled dreams. Ponderously scratching at his unshaven sandpaper-like stubble before downing a third neat Glenfiddich whilst reaching for the un-capped bottle warming on the mantle as the warmth slid down his throat like golden liquid fire, he smiled knowingly to himself. He was on the case and the case was hotting up, that much he knew. The bait laid, and taken, the sharks ready to feed, the little fishies swimming and his fishing rod packed and ready to party. The net was closing in and he'd soon have his man.*

Sorry... er...

...What was I saying?

Oh yeah... I'll have a tenner on Vindaloo!

Edited by Petealiator (30 Jan 2003 8:10pm)

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MR MICHAEL 30 Jan 03 9.06pm
Why am i in for the odds????
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MR MICHAEL

30 Jan 03 9.06pm

Why am i in for the odds????

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vindaloo 30 Jan 03 9.06pm
Alas - not guilty. I fear this one will go down in folklore , with the Ripper case , as one of crime's great unsolved mysteries. Perhaps the perpetrator will give a clue on his deathbed. A clue so abstract that only a futuristic Poirot stands a chance of solving it. will they? Will They? or WILL THEY? "Crystal Palace nuts are we , we love Iain Dowie"
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vindaloo

30 Jan 03 9.06pm

Alas - not guilty.
I fear this one will go down in folklore , with the Ripper case , as one of crime's great unsolved mysteries.
Perhaps the perpetrator will give a clue on his deathbed.
A clue so abstract that only a futuristic Poirot stands a chance of solving it.
will they? Will They? or WILL THEY?

"Crystal Palace nuts are we , we love Iain Dowie"

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vindaloo 30 Jan 03 9.08pm
Or alternatively Mr Michael can just own up. "Crystal Palace nuts are we , we love Iain Dowie"
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vindaloo

30 Jan 03 9.08pm

Or alternatively Mr Michael can just own up.

"Crystal Palace nuts are we , we love Iain Dowie"

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Guntrisoft Beckenham, Kent 30 Jan 03 9.32pm
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Lee McB Van Basten's nephew... 30 Jan 03 9.38pm
Ok, let's try and look at the evidence. I don't think it's Saxon. He prefers the more upfront-in-ya-face insults, like he's shown to Mr Michael before. Taking the time to create a whole new personality just to ridicule Mr Michael isn't really his thing. Though he does have time on his hands, he hasn't been round on these boards recently to be in contention. halfmanhalfslug isn't so cunning. Simple as. pikey_eagle definitely has the comedy value to pull off a stunt. Probably the time and patience aswell. Definitely a contender. Did vindaloo put himself in it with... Quote vindaloo at 30 Jan 2003 6:59pm mr fernandes you'd never make a bookie with odds that poor . Two even money shots and a 2-1 and 3-1 . Plus you've not even offered odds on the real culprit ..admittedly he redeemed himself with... Quote vindaloo at 30 Jan 2003 7:06pm Sorry - just realised you have got the real culprit(apologies for not reading thoroughly) and if it's not who i think it is my cock's a kipper. ...but was this a bluff? It's blatently NOT Mr Michael (is it?!). Whilst the Clockwork Orange thread is credible - if not unbelievable - the grammar and proficiency of Mrs Michael is too good. Eddie_Hitler and Glad All Over are possibilities, but I don't know enough about them to be sure. Petealiator is a strong contender. It would be easy enough for someone like him to whip up something like that - and he's usually very careful with his grammar as well. However, my favourite would be matt_the_eagle. Whilst denying it, he definitely has the time on his hands and the comical ability to do something like that. The following quote: Quote matt_the_eagle at 30 Jan 2003 4:32pm Take no notice of them MR MICHAEL, they've got nothing better to do than pick on a kid. I'll stick up for you mate. Right you bunch of c***s, leave him alone and pick on someone your own size, and do it face to face. ...made me believe it was him even more. Though the most conclusive evidence - as far as I'm concerned - is the homepage... [Link] Surely a give away?! ...oh and yes, I AM very bored ...and completely crap at detective work! I am running the 2011 Virgin London Marathon in aid of The Children's Trust: [Link] Pete the Eagle is on twitter: [Tweet Link] Pete and Alice are on Facebook: [Link]
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Van Basten's nephew... 30 Jan 03 9.38pm

Ok, let's try and look at the evidence.

I don't think it's Saxon. He prefers the more upfront-in-ya-face insults, like he's shown to Mr Michael before. Taking the time to create a whole new personality just to ridicule Mr Michael isn't really his thing. Though he does have time on his hands, he hasn't been round on these boards recently to be in contention.

halfmanhalfslug isn't so cunning. Simple as.

pikey_eagle definitely has the comedy value to pull off a stunt. Probably the time and patience aswell. Definitely a contender.

Did vindaloo put himself in it with...

Quote vindaloo at 30 Jan 2003 6:59pm
mr fernandes you'd never make a bookie with odds that poor . Two even money shots and a 2-1 and 3-1 .
Plus you've not even offered odds on the real culprit

..admittedly he redeemed himself with...

Quote vindaloo at 30 Jan 2003 7:06pm
Sorry - just realised you have got the real culprit(apologies for not reading thoroughly) and if it's not who i think it is my cock's a kipper.

...but was this a bluff?

It's blatently NOT Mr Michael (is it?!). Whilst the Clockwork Orange thread is credible - if not unbelievable - the grammar and proficiency of Mrs Michael is too good.

Eddie_Hitler and Glad All Over are possibilities, but I don't know enough about them to be sure.

Petealiator is a strong contender. It would be easy enough for someone like him to whip up something like that - and he's usually very careful with his grammar as well.

However, my favourite would be matt_the_eagle. Whilst denying it, he definitely has the time on his hands and the comical ability to do something like that. The following quote:

Quote matt_the_eagle at 30 Jan 2003 4:32pm
Take no notice of them MR MICHAEL, they've got nothing better to do than pick on a kid. I'll stick up for you mate.

Right you bunch of c***s, leave him alone and pick on someone your own size, and do it face to face.

...made me believe it was him even more.

Though the most conclusive evidence - as far as I'm concerned - is the homepage... [Link]

Surely a give away?!

...oh and yes, I AM very bored ...and completely crap at detective work!

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Lee McB Van Basten's nephew... 30 Jan 03 9.40pm
Quote Guntrisoft at 30 Jan 2003 9:32pm I won't join in, cos I know who it is... Any clues Guntri? Like, has he already been mentioned? Or has he even posted on this thread?! hmmm...he thinks! I am running the 2011 Virgin London Marathon in aid of The Children's Trust: [Link] Pete the Eagle is on twitter: [Tweet Link] Pete and Alice are on Facebook: [Link]
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Van Basten's nephew... 30 Jan 03 9.40pm

Quote Guntrisoft at 30 Jan 2003 9:32pm

I won't join in, cos I know who it is...

Any clues Guntri? Like, has he already been mentioned? Or has he even posted on this thread?!

hmmm...he thinks!

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