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Nuno have no idea.... 30 Jan 03 9.00am
Quote MR MICHAEL at 30 Jan 2003 8:51am Quote halfmanhalfslug at 30 Jan 2003 8:26am Quote monkey at 29 Jan 2003 9:11pm I'm sure saxoneagle would give you a hand job What, you mean if he can't get a girl to do it for him? Sax mate, that's VERY generous of you... Unless Saxons a bird, then i'll accept, but if hes got balls then im off. Edited by MR MICHAEL (30 Jan 2003 8:52am) he does have tits if that helps Edited by Bacon (30 Jan 2003 9:00am) AKA Bacon
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have no idea.... 30 Jan 03 9.00am

Quote MR MICHAEL at 30 Jan 2003 8:51am

Quote halfmanhalfslug at 30 Jan 2003 8:26am

Quote monkey at 29 Jan 2003 9:11pm

I'm sure saxoneagle would give you a hand job

What, you mean if he can't get a girl to do it for him? Sax mate, that's VERY generous of you...

Unless Saxons a bird, then i'll accept, but if hes got balls then im off.

Edited by MR MICHAEL (30 Jan 2003 8:52am)

he does have tits if that helps

Edited by Bacon (30 Jan 2003 9:00am)

AKA Bacon

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Pikester Worthing 30 Jan 03 9.48am
Quote MR MICHAEL at 30 Jan 2003 8:51am Quote halfmanhalfslug at 30 Jan 2003 8:26am Quote monkey at 29 Jan 2003 9:11pm I'm sure saxoneagle would give you a hand job What, you mean if he can't get a girl to do it for him? Sax mate, that's VERY generous of you... Unless Saxons a bird, then i'll accept Edited by MR MICHAEL (30 Jan 2003 8:52am) "Unless Saxons a bird then i'll accept" - due to your usual standards of grammar Mr M you seem to be saying you would accept the aforementioned handjob if Saxon isn't a bird. Move over Bexter, Saxon is now No.1 to take Mr M's cherry. You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Worthing 30 Jan 03 9.48am

Quote MR MICHAEL at 30 Jan 2003 8:51am

Quote halfmanhalfslug at 30 Jan 2003 8:26am

Quote monkey at 29 Jan 2003 9:11pm

I'm sure saxoneagle would give you a hand job

What, you mean if he can't get a girl to do it for him? Sax mate, that's VERY generous of you...

Unless Saxons a bird, then i'll accept
Edited by MR MICHAEL (30 Jan 2003 8:52am)

"Unless Saxons a bird then i'll accept" - due to your usual standards of grammar Mr M you seem to be saying you would accept the aforementioned handjob if Saxon isn't a bird.

Move over Bexter, Saxon is now No.1 to take Mr M's cherry.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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eulalio Girls just wanna have Funt 30 Jan 03 9.51am
LOL at Bacon... face up to your share of the blame you filthy terrorist sympathiser - Petealiator 8/7/2005 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality - Theodor Adorno
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Girls just wanna have Funt 30 Jan 03 9.51am

LOL at Bacon...

face up to your share of the blame you filthy terrorist sympathiser - Petealiator 8/7/2005
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Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality - Theodor Adorno

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matt_the_eagle Tulse Thrill 30 Jan 03 11.19am
Quote Bacon at 30 Jan 2003 9:00am Quote MR MICHAEL at 30 Jan 2003 8:51am Quote halfmanhalfslug at 30 Jan 2003 8:26am Quote monkey at 29 Jan 2003 9:11pm I'm sure saxoneagle would give you a hand job What, you mean if he can't get a girl to do it for him? Sax mate, that's VERY generous of you... Unless Saxons a bird, then i'll accept, but if hes got balls then im off. Edited by MR MICHAEL (30 Jan 2003 8:52am) he does have tits if that helps Edited by Bacon (30 Jan 2003 9:00am) And nipples like dinner plates, so I've heard. I think Keith Murray said it best when he rapped "If you aint fly you cant play with my yo-yo". I'm sure you'll agree.
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Quote Bacon at 30 Jan 2003 9:00am

Quote MR MICHAEL at 30 Jan 2003 8:51am

Quote halfmanhalfslug at 30 Jan 2003 8:26am

Quote monkey at 29 Jan 2003 9:11pm

I'm sure saxoneagle would give you a hand job

What, you mean if he can't get a girl to do it for him? Sax mate, that's VERY generous of you...

Unless Saxons a bird, then i'll accept, but if hes got balls then im off.

Edited by MR MICHAEL (30 Jan 2003 8:52am)

he does have tits if that helps

Edited by Bacon (30 Jan 2003 9:00am)

And nipples like dinner plates, so I've heard.

I think Keith Murray said it best when he rapped
"If you aint fly you cant play with my yo-yo".

I'm sure you'll agree.

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 30 Jan 03 11.50am
You should consider becoming bisexual, Mr M.... it would double your chance of a date on Saturdays. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 30 Jan 03 11.50am

You should consider becoming bisexual, Mr M.... it would double your chance of a date on Saturdays.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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saxoneagle Bromley 30 Jan 03 11.57am
Quote matt_the_eagle at 30 Jan 2003 11:19am Quote Bacon at 30 Jan 2003 9:00am Quote MR MICHAEL at 30 Jan 2003 8:51am Quote halfmanhalfslug at 30 Jan 2003 8:26am Quote monkey at 29 Jan 2003 9:11pm I'm sure saxoneagle would give you a hand job What, you mean if he can't get a girl to do it for him? Sax mate, that's VERY generous of you... Unless Saxons a bird, then i'll accept, but if hes got balls then im off. Edited by MR MICHAEL (30 Jan 2003 8:52am) he does have tits if that helps Edited by Bacon (30 Jan 2003 9:00am) And nipples like dinner plates, so I've heard. I've heard Mr M likes gingers Matt, you might be in
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Bromley 30 Jan 03 11.57am

Quote matt_the_eagle at 30 Jan 2003 11:19am

Quote Bacon at 30 Jan 2003 9:00am

Quote MR MICHAEL at 30 Jan 2003 8:51am

Quote halfmanhalfslug at 30 Jan 2003 8:26am

Quote monkey at 29 Jan 2003 9:11pm

I'm sure saxoneagle would give you a hand job

What, you mean if he can't get a girl to do it for him? Sax mate, that's VERY generous of you...

Unless Saxons a bird, then i'll accept, but if hes got balls then im off.

Edited by MR MICHAEL (30 Jan 2003 8:52am)

he does have tits if that helps

Edited by Bacon (30 Jan 2003 9:00am)

And nipples like dinner plates, so I've heard.

I've heard Mr M likes gingers Matt, you might be in

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Nuno have no idea.... 30 Jan 03 11.57am
Quote Cucking Funt at 30 Jan 2003 11:50am You should consider becoming bisexual, Mr M.... it would double your chance of a date on Saturdays. are u speaking from experience Cucking AKA Bacon
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Nuno

have no idea.... 30 Jan 03 11.57am

Quote Cucking Funt at 30 Jan 2003 11:50am

You should consider becoming bisexual, Mr M.... it would double your chance of a date on Saturdays.

are u speaking from experience Cucking

AKA Bacon

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matt_the_eagle Tulse Thrill 30 Jan 03 12.01pm
Quote saxoneagle at 30 Jan 2003 11:57am Quote matt_the_eagle at 30 Jan 2003 11:19am Quote Bacon at 30 Jan 2003 9:00am Quote MR MICHAEL at 30 Jan 2003 8:51am Quote halfmanhalfslug at 30 Jan 2003 8:26am Quote monkey at 29 Jan 2003 9:11pm I'm sure saxoneagle would give you a hand job What, you mean if he can't get a girl to do it for him? Sax mate, that's VERY generous of you... Unless Saxons a bird, then i'll accept, but if hes got balls then im off. Edited by MR MICHAEL (30 Jan 2003 8:52am) he does have tits if that helps Edited by Bacon (30 Jan 2003 9:00am) And nipples like dinner plates, so I've heard. I've heard Mr M likes gingers Matt, you might be in Hope so, he sounds like a fox. I think Keith Murray said it best when he rapped "If you aint fly you cant play with my yo-yo". I'm sure you'll agree.
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Tulse Thrill 30 Jan 03 12.01pm

Quote saxoneagle at 30 Jan 2003 11:57am

Quote matt_the_eagle at 30 Jan 2003 11:19am

Quote Bacon at 30 Jan 2003 9:00am

Quote MR MICHAEL at 30 Jan 2003 8:51am

Quote halfmanhalfslug at 30 Jan 2003 8:26am

Quote monkey at 29 Jan 2003 9:11pm

I'm sure saxoneagle would give you a hand job

What, you mean if he can't get a girl to do it for him? Sax mate, that's VERY generous of you...

Unless Saxons a bird, then i'll accept, but if hes got balls then im off.

Edited by MR MICHAEL (30 Jan 2003 8:52am)

he does have tits if that helps

Edited by Bacon (30 Jan 2003 9:00am)

And nipples like dinner plates, so I've heard.

I've heard Mr M likes gingers Matt, you might be in

Hope so, he sounds like a fox.

I think Keith Murray said it best when he rapped
"If you aint fly you cant play with my yo-yo".

I'm sure you'll agree.

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 30 Jan 03 12.03pm
Quote Bacon at 30 Jan 2003 11:57am are u speaking from experience Cucking I have Woody Allen to thank for the quote. Doesn't reflect my own inclinations, I'm happy to confirm. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 30 Jan 03 12.03pm

Quote Bacon at 30 Jan 2003 11:57am

are u speaking from experience Cucking

I have Woody Allen to thank for the quote. Doesn't reflect my own inclinations, I'm happy to confirm.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Eddie_Hitler Sussex 30 Jan 03 12.31pm
Quote MR MICHAEL at 29 Jan 2003 7:03pm Age 16-19 and palace fan I think I have the perfect solution. Change the age, to weight in stones and you could quite possibly have a night of mad passionate love making with the one and only Jo Brand. I think she might even have a set of spuds and ginger pubes, so your well in luck my old son!!! contact her now at: legsspreadforMRMICHAEL@unfunnylesbian.co.uk I can see her now with her Palace shirt on jumping up and down on you. Her tits like a couple of puppies fighting in a pillow case.
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Sussex 30 Jan 03 12.31pm

Quote MR MICHAEL at 29 Jan 2003 7:03pm

Age 16-19
and palace fan

I think I have the perfect solution.

Change the age, to weight in stones and you could quite possibly have a night of mad passionate love making with the one and only Jo Brand. I think she might even have a set of spuds and ginger pubes, so your well in luck my old son!!!

contact her now at: legsspreadforMRMICHAEL@unfunnylesbian.co.uk

I can see her now with her Palace shirt on jumping up and down on you. Her tits like a couple of puppies fighting in a pillow case.

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eulalio Girls just wanna have Funt 30 Jan 03 12.36pm
Quote Eddie_Hitler at 30 Jan 2003 12:31pm Quote MR MICHAEL at 29 Jan 2003 7:03pm Age 16-19 and palace fan I think I have the perfect solution. Change the age, to weight in stones and you could quite possibly have a night of mad passionate love making with the one and only Jo Brand. I think she might even have a set of spuds and ginger pubes, so your well in luck my old son!!! contact her now at: legsspreadforMRMICHAEL@unfunnylesbian.co.uk I can see her now with her Palace shirt on jumping up and down on you. Her tits like a couple of puppies fighting in a pillow case. At the risk of enraging Petealiator... ROFLMFAO!! Or, at the very least, SBRPS... face up to your share of the blame you filthy terrorist sympathiser - Petealiator 8/7/2005 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality - Theodor Adorno
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Girls just wanna have Funt 30 Jan 03 12.36pm

Quote Eddie_Hitler at 30 Jan 2003 12:31pm

Quote MR MICHAEL at 29 Jan 2003 7:03pm

Age 16-19
and palace fan

I think I have the perfect solution.

contact her now at: legsspreadforMRMICHAEL@unfunnylesbian.co.uk

I can see her now with her Palace shirt on jumping up and down on you. Her tits like a couple of puppies fighting in a pillow case.

At the risk of enraging Petealiator... ROFLMFAO!!

Or, at the very least, SBRPS...